AU I LUV DA HOVIT ND LOTR. I NEDD TO MAKE A FF CUS I 33
ENGOY
LEGOLES STORYYYYYEAHHHHH!
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legoli wass wlkin to da fpckin pub. he sw a hore nd stol it. he montd the hore nd wennt to da focking pub agaiinn cus he liek da beer
fuk u legolad ! i want my dan hors bak ! sad teh oter dud. (he ond da hore)
MOTERFUCKAAHHHH i do it fpr ribontel. sed legoas
legoas gicve da finge to da old hore man nd go bye bye. omgomgong ledfn iz a fuzinn hotay ! his dam blndie hair go evryhere nd elv ladyes say yeah! u so hoooootttt legosl waz go t ridenbel cus he want sav da fockin day his dada hed da neus nd sad to legodd
u ned togp son cus da ring is baddd. k ?
yeah dad. i go now.
they hugd.
dad sed bey nd gsp in teror whe legoles amlsot hit by orc erro. orc ded naw.
MUTHAFOCKEWRS HERE I FOCKID CO ME! legoosd hors ded nd he nede neu hore. dat why he go stol from da dud he flip his finer of.
her i am. sed legold. he mad it to rbonfel ! elrnd soooo hapyyyyyyyyyyyyy. gmli sed he hte deh elhhhhs but ddah legjei luk hott.
gmi is gayyuy and i not. legolis bsh his lazes at da elf ladys. he go by.
legoli go da tabl nd sit don near aragn. dey tel old frt stores. whhy da evl wring is on da stony tang ? ho dese smll ppl ? argon sed tey hobitz.
hobits? what da fok. sed legols
blk har hoit com to da stone too drop da ring of EVILLL. dat ring nedz to go mtn dum.
U MOTHERFUCKARS GET YO FOKIN SETS NAWWWWWWWWWW shawt gandlf. IF WE NO GO MTN DUM DEN WE SHAL NOT DEFET DA DRK LAD.
k sed evryun
dey al kait. legoli hore winy cus legoli stoopid. no go hore stabl sed legoli.
hors poopie.
everyun luk at da hottie. (yeh dat blonde legalsi)
sosie peeps. pec ot bros. sed leglosd.
servnt scop poopie away
duds! sed dat elfi riivendel lord. we mus detry da ring. on of u must go!
i wil go sed drk hbit.
nooooo sed legoli. i ned to be da hero.
k. sed hhbit.
legi grb da ring.
he go on his poopie hore and hed to da mtns cus he ned to destyo da ring.
everyun star at elff hot dud as he go to gatos and lef.
wen legos go to da fores he see da orcies.
DIEEEE YOU STINKEH DED THINGS THAT WERE MY FRNDS ONCE ! sed legos
LEGOS SLASH/
LOEGOS HIT
LOEOGOS kill kill kill kill jil all de orcies.
orc boodi all ovah da floor
legoli go to da rivr.
legoli almos dron but da elff smrt. he strng tooooo.
DIE DIE DIE DIE he des to da birdies. he hungreh naw.
arow hit al de brdie. he sel de rest ti nice pehsent fam. FAM hav bebe nd dad ndd moma. 3 3 3
now legoes hhax moneh.
he wlk to da mtns
wlk is boring
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legolis see mai elf ldies. dat nigjt many babes wer mad.
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loegles go. he red da
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BOOK ! he gsped. da book waz gret.
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LWGOES NEXT DAY MET MOR LEDIE. MANY BABES MAD DA NIHT
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lEGOLA GO SEE DA MTNS.
DAMN HE SED. THS IS LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG
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thr no long luk. redi for pubish.
REVIW IF YOU LIEK MAH DTORY. I WANA WRITE A SERIE OF LEFLES BE DA ONLY HERO. CHTPA 2 CUMIN UP SOON.