Skeleton Shirts

by Lamia of the Dark

Oneshot. Sequel to Skeleton Pants. Crack. The Sorceress, Necromancer and Barbarian further discuss the clothing habits of skeletal enemies.

DISCLAIMER: Diablo II belongs to Blizzard.

-- Skeleton Shirts --

"You know," the Necromancer said. "Sometimes you'll see skeletal enemies wearing shirts. But it's never the same ones that are wearing pants. I mean, you'll never see a skeleton wearing an entire outfit..."

"Do your skeletons ever wear pants? Or shirts, for that matter?" the Sorceress asked curiously.

"Hell no!" the Necromancer replied indignantly. "My skeletons wouldn't be caught undead dressed like that! Or, you know, at all."

"You know," the Barbarion piped up. "Now that I really take a closer look, it's not so much pants they're wearing. It's more like... assless chaps. Bright orange, assless chaps."

-end-

Again, true story. They do. Who is DRESSING these undead fashion disasters?!