A/N: Actually I wrote this BEFORE the last book came out. So yeah. We'll just assume Voldermort's dead and Dumbledore's alive. War's over and everybody's ok.
Review please?
"Do we have to do this, Albus?" Professor McGonagall asked a smiling Dumbledore. "Oh Minerva, lighten up, the War is over now, and nobody has died. And even some have came over to our side," gesturing to a sullen looking man sitting in a corner.
"Albus, I'm also not in favour of doing this," the man spoke, Dumbledore glanced over and said, "Severus, lighten up, it's not as if someone had died. Looked, I died and I hopped back from the dead."
"Professor, you did not hop back from the dead, you weren't even dead. You just hopped to another country and left a replica of you to take your place." Severus Snape answered coldly.
Dumbledore shrugged, "Well, to the other people it's almost the same."
"Albus, please, we're teachers, we should set a good example," Professor McGonagall started again.
"Now, now Minerva."
"Albus, I really can't stand you sometimes."
Dumbledore just shrugged and turned to a many other professors talking amongst themselves. He clapped his hands once, loudly to get their attention. They turned their heads towards him expectantly.
"Now I've reached a conclusion, the bet will be on. Those voting for Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger to be together by Valentine's please place your money over here and those who are not, please place your money over there."
The professors rushed to the front and placed their money and left, still talking about the bet.
Dumbledore chuckled silently to himself, and looking at the two huge piles of Galleons on the table, he carefully placed his own.