Chapter 7: The perverted monk, Miroku
The gang went to a nearby village after their battle. Supprisenly, the villaage was a flower village with a Cherry blossom garden right next to it.
"Pwlz Saito? Can I go?"
"No. An enemy might come along."
Sui sighed and made herself look cute.
"But...But...pwlz?"
Saito just stared at her. He groaned.
"Fine but-"
Sui ran off.
"Arigato!"
Saito fallowed her without beeing seen.
"Mister Saito?"
"Shush!"
"Ah....you wanna see her femine charms don't ya?"
Saito wacked Kon.
"NO!"
They hid behind a tree, watching Sui. Sui smelled all the colorful flowers, smiling and giggling. Saito just stared at her.
God why did she have to be so....
Then, a guy in purple clothing appeared. All the ladies except Sui screamed.
"EKK!!! Its Miroku! YAY!"
They all ran to him. Miroku quickly noticed Sui and took her hands.
"Uh..."
"Hello there young lady. Would you consider having my children?"
He smiled. Saito came in and kicked Miroku.
"Hey no one touches Sui ok?!"
"Lady Sui! Lady Sui! I think he's jealous cause he didn't ask you first!"
"Wha?! I don't!"
"Saito were you spying on me?!"
Sui wacked Saito.
"Erm...this lady belongs to you doesn't she?"
"Yup in case you havn't noticed mister they're in-"
Saito punched Kon.
"Shut up!"
"So can i still do her then?"
Saito wacked Miroku.
"NO!"
Sui ran behind Saito.
"I shoulda listen to you Saito! A PERVERT! EKKK!"
She yelled. Then everything grew dark.
"God damnit! Why would the sky turn dark in a middle of a conversation! This serisis is retarded!"
Then a demon with seven jewl shards came out from the sky.
"The hell?! Nothing makes sense anymore!"
"Iron Soul Reaper!"
Saito slashed the demon, the jewl shards became visable to them. He tried grabing them but the demon pushed him away, sending Saito to the wall. Sui threw a spell ward.
" Ankiai Mobei!"
It pushed the demon to the ground, but the jewl shards remained.
"Damnit how are we suppose to get them if we're gunna get hit?!"
Miroku pulled out his hand and aimed at the demon.
"Don't worry. Windpipe!"
His hand started sucking the jewl shards towards him, then stoped so it wouldn't go inside his hand.
"Your turn."
" Ok. Dynamic punch!"
Saito punched the demon far away.
"How'd you do that Miroku?"
Miroku handed them the seven jewl shards.
"Don't you guys watch 'InuYasha'? I'm in that show!"
"But its federal Japan, nothing has been invented yet."
GOD DAMNIT THIS ISN'T SUPPOSE TO HAPPEN! STOP GIVING OUT SPOILERS!