Summary: Sirius is trapped in the closet…kind of a spoof of South Park. OotP implied slash, one shot.
Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter
Dumbledore had just entered the kitchen of Grimmauld Place, with news for the Order of the Phienox with great news, but before he could say anything he was interrupted by Sirius Black.
"Did I do good? Was a good boy and stayed put? Huh? Was I?" asked Sirius, obviously now insane from those months spent cooped up.
"Um, yes Sirius you were good." Dumbledore said in a not so convincing voice.
"I haven't pleased him? I spent all these months cooped up for nothing?" Sirius muttered to himself, and quickly ran into a random room and locked himself in the closet. Obviously it was Dumbledore's duty to get him out.
"Come out of the closet, Sirius." Said Dumbledore.
"NO!" shouted Sirius.
"Come on out, Sirius your not fooling anyone." Said Dumbledore.
At that moment Harry passed by.
"What's going on?" asked Harry.
"Sirius won't come out of the closet." Replied Dumbledore.
"Sirius, come out of the closet!" shouted Harry.
"I'm not in the closet…" muttered Sirius.
Then Remus Lupin passed by…
"Why are you two talking to a closet?" inquired Remus.
"Sirius locked himself in there." Replied Dumbledore.
"He won't come out." Backed up Harry.
Remus knocked
"Sirius come out of the closet." Ordered Remus
"LEAVE ME ALONE!" shouted Sirius.
"Well I'm coming in after you…Alohomora." Remus unlocked the door and came in. Sirius closed the door quickly before anyine else came in.
"Hmm its kind of cozy in here its nice." Mumbled Remus.
"Oh god" moaned Harry.
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