I do not own star trek. If I did Kirk would be flaming gay and Spock would wear a top hat.
How exactly would starship Enterprise personnel get laid?
We asked and they answered!
J. Kirk: Wanna help me charge my phaser?
McCoy: Please take off your shirt. Its time for your physical.
Spock: It would be logical for us to mate.
Sulu: I am trained in swordsmanship. Would you like to know what else I'm trained in?
Chekhov: I have a huge Torpedo.
Scotty: Take a guess at what's under me kilt. If ya get it right, I'll show ya.
Uhura: *points to chest* Boobs.
Random Red-shirt: Do me before I die next episode!