A/N: All characters based on Dynasty Warrior 5 and The Romance of Three Kingdoms.
Disclaimer: I don't have Sima Yi, nor Zhang He, nor Jiang Wei. I wish I have Zhuge Liang and DW.
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Zhuge Liang vs. Sima Yi
-a MSN conversation-
Sima Yi says:
Hey you
Zhuge Liang says:
What
Sima Yi says:
I abhor you
Zhuge Liang says:
-mocking grin-(emoticon)
Sima Yi says:
I'm smart, you know!
Zhuge Liang says:
I'm way smarter
Sima Yi says:
You have an ugly wife
Zhuge Liang says:
You have a BOYfriend
Sima Yi says:
What the
Zhang He has been added to conversation.
Zhuge Liang says:
Am I right, Zhang He?
Zhang He says:
Yeah. My Sima Yi is so beautiful
Zhuge Liang says:
See?
Zhang He has left the conversation.
Zhuge Liang says:
She's brilliant
Zhuge Liang says:
Smarter than you
Sima Yi says:
He's beautiful
Zhuge Liang says:
Oh my gosh
Sima Yi says:
OMG I slipped
Zhuge Liang says:
LOL
Sima Yi says:
I'm not gay or anything
Zhuge Liang says:
I didn't say that
Sima Yi says:
I loathe you (throw his corny headdress)
Zhuge Liang says:
-dodge-
Jiang Wei has been added to conversation.
Jiang Wei says:
How dare you Sima Yi (throw back the corny headdress)
Sima Yi says:
(banged his face) ST!!
Jiang Wei says:
Ha ha ha ha ha eat that
Zhuge Liang says:
It's enough Jiang Wei
Jiang Wei says:
Pardon me, my teacher
Jiang Wei has left the conversation.
Zhang He has been added to conversation.
Zhang He says:
My beloved Sima Yi
Zhang He says:
R u all right?
Sima Yi says:
Yeah
Zhang He says:
I'm worrying your gorgeous face
Zhuge Liang says:
-giggle-
Zhuge Liang says:
So sweet…
Sima Yi says:
Shut up Zhang He don't humiliate me
Zhuge Liang says:
Aww…
Sima Yi says:
Get out
Zhang He says:
How could you…
Zhang He says:
-sob-
Zhang He appears to be offline.
Zhuge Liang says:
You are so ridiculous and mean
Sima Yi says:
I'm brilliant
Zhuge Liang says:
I'm quite handsome
Zhuge Liang says:
I have a bunch of fangirls
Sima Yi says:
ME TOO
Zhuge Liang says:
Really? -smirk-
Sima Yi says:
I am respected by The Ruler of Wei
Zhuge Liang says:
I am loved by The First Ruler and The Latter treats me like his own dad
Sima Yi says:
I have a fancy headdress
Zhuge Liang says:
That's corny and girly. I have a nice fan which makes me appear more charismatic
Sima Yi says:
I have a lot of able generals
Zhuge Liang says:
They're retards. Shu has Five Tiger Generals.
Sima Yi says:
I have the Xiahou Family.
Zhuge Liang says:
OMG you're having them –disgusted look-
Zhuge Liang says:
Thank God Shu doesn't have them
Zhuge Liang says:
They're silly.
Zhuge Liang says:
Shu has women. Wei only has one. The slut one
Sima Yi says:
Zhen Ji is adorable. Not like your unattractive wife
Zhuge Liang says:
Yue Ying is way cleverer than you
Sima Yi says:
No way. I'm cleverer
Zhuge Liang says:
Okay
Zhuge Liang says:
But still…
Zhuge Liang says:
I am smarter
Sima Yi says:
No way!!
Zhuge Liang says:
Yes way
Zhuge Liang says:
Just admit that you lose
Zhuge Liang says:
I'm tired of this
Zhuge Liang says:
I can't stand your idiocy anymore
Sima Yi says:
NO I'M NOT LOSE
Zhuge Liang says:
I always win
Zhuge Liang says:
Bye. Accept that
Zhuge Liang appears to be offline.
Sima Yi says:
NO! I'm the one who always win
Sima Yi says:
Hey!
Sima Yi says:
And I'm not idiot!
Sima Yi says:
Hey!!
The following message could not be delivered to all recipients:
NO! I'm the one who always win
The following message could not be delivered to all recipients:
Hey!
The following message could not be delivered to all recipients:
And I'm not idiot!
The following message could not be delivered to all recipients:
Hey!!
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A/N:Uh… Thank you for reading! I'm really looking forward to your reviews or…uh..flames..
-Little Vermillion Riding Hood