Hiei's sleeping Problem
Written by: Stark
::It's 1 AM at Kuramas house::
Kurama::sleeping::
Hiei: Kur.ZZZ..ama?
Kurama::wakes up:: what do you want?
Kurama::sees Hiei, laying on the bed and doing the Macarena with his eyes
closed::
Kurama: Uh, forget that, what are you doing?
Hiei: ZZZ.ZZZ.ZZZ::still doing the Macarena with his eyes closed:: ZZZ.ZZZ.
Kurama: I must be dreaming. ::goes back to sleep::
::3:30AM, Hiei's still doing the Macarena::
Hiei: Kur.ZZZ.ama?
Kurama::Wakes up again:: What now?
Kurama::Turns and sees Hiei still doing the Macarena:: What the hell?
Kurama::hits Hiei with a pillow:: WAKE UP!
Hiei::Springs out of bed:: WHAT? WHAT? WHAT?
Hiei::turns and sees Kurama:: my arms hurt.
Kurama: what do you expect? You've been doing the Macarena for two in a
half hours.
Hiei: what are you talking about?
Kurama: Hiei? You were just now sleeping right?
Hiei: yes.
Kurama: and you don't remember doing the Macarena for a couple of hours?
Hiei: Should I?
Kurama: I must be imagining it.
Hiei: Probably. Can I sleep now?
Kurama: sure. Night Hiei.
*Basically, this goes on for about three days. It's Now day four, breakfast
time*
Hiei::wakes up, notices Kurama's not there:: KURAMA!!!!
Kurama::in the kitchen, talking on the phone:: I'm on the phone Hiei!
Hiei::relieved:: OK!
Hiei::walks into the kitchen, sees Kurama hang up the phone:: who was that?
Kurama: That was, a psychiatrist.
Hiei: a what?
Kurama: you know, a doctor that that helps people with there problems.
Hiei: I know what he is, why did you call him?
Kurama: you've been doing the Macarena in your sleep for three days that's
why!
Hiei: I have not!
Kurama: have so! Anyways, I set up an appointment for today.
Hiei: what!
Kurama: you heard me.
Hiei: Baka Kitsune!
*later on that day, Kurama takes Hiei to the psychiatrist*
Secretary: Hello. Do you have an appointment?
Kurama: Yes we do. We're here to see Dr. James.
Secretary: OK then. Have a seat, he'll be with you shortly.
::Kurama and Hiei sit down for about fifteen minutes::
Hiei: Kurama, I'm bored.
Kurama: So? Read a magazine.
Hiei: Fine.
Hiei::picks op a magizine and notices the date::
Hiei: OH MY GOD NO!
Kurama: What?
Hiei: WE'VE TRAVLED BACK IN TIME TO 1997!!
Kurama: HIEI!!!Calm down!
Hiei: I CAN'T CALM DOWN!! EVERYONE WE KNOW IS YOUNGER!! I CAN SAVE YUSKI
FROM GETTING HIT BY A CAR!
Kurama: NO HIEI! THEIR JUST OLD MAGIZINES! IT'S STILL 2003!
Hiei::Walks over to the secretary:: What year is it?
Secretary: It's-it's 2003, Sir.
Hiei: OK, thank you. ::sits down next to Kurama::
Hiei: I'm still bored.
Kurama: Try sleeping.
Hiei: I have a better idea. ::takes out a big bag of sugar out of his
cloak:: He He He.
Kurama: Hiei. Put the sugar down.
Hiei::distracted by the sugar:: whiteness in all its sugary goriness.
Kurama: Hiei no!
Hiei::dumps half the bag in his mouth:: Ahhhhh. That hits the spot.
Kurama: Oh God.
Secretary: The doctor may see you know.
Kurama: Oh God.
::They both walk into the Dr. James's room::
Dr. J: Have a seat gentleman.
::they sit::
Dr J: So, what seems to be the problem?
Kurama: Well, my friend Hiei, I'm not sure how to say this, does the
Macarena in his sleep.
Dr. J: Interesting. How long has this been going on?
Kurama: Three days now.
Dr. J: I see.
Hiei::Eyes start to widen in sugar highness:: Weeee. Weeee! I'm sitting!
Weeee!
Dr. J: What in the world?
Kurama: He's always like this when he's sugar high.
Dr. J: Is he sugar high right now?
Hiei: No.
Kurama: Yes. ::pulls out the half empty bag of sugar from Hiei's cloak::
Dr. J: I see.
Hiei: That's MY sugar! ::snatches the bag from Hiei:: Get your own!
Dr. J: And this goes on every day?
Kurama: Yes, just about.
Dr. J: Interesting. I think we'll be here a while.
Well, that's about it. Ch. 2 I still have to make. so if you like this one,
you'll just have to wait! Until then...later.
Written by: Stark
::It's 1 AM at Kuramas house::
Kurama::sleeping::
Hiei: Kur.ZZZ..ama?
Kurama::wakes up:: what do you want?
Kurama::sees Hiei, laying on the bed and doing the Macarena with his eyes
closed::
Kurama: Uh, forget that, what are you doing?
Hiei: ZZZ.ZZZ.ZZZ::still doing the Macarena with his eyes closed:: ZZZ.ZZZ.
Kurama: I must be dreaming. ::goes back to sleep::
::3:30AM, Hiei's still doing the Macarena::
Hiei: Kur.ZZZ.ama?
Kurama::Wakes up again:: What now?
Kurama::Turns and sees Hiei still doing the Macarena:: What the hell?
Kurama::hits Hiei with a pillow:: WAKE UP!
Hiei::Springs out of bed:: WHAT? WHAT? WHAT?
Hiei::turns and sees Kurama:: my arms hurt.
Kurama: what do you expect? You've been doing the Macarena for two in a
half hours.
Hiei: what are you talking about?
Kurama: Hiei? You were just now sleeping right?
Hiei: yes.
Kurama: and you don't remember doing the Macarena for a couple of hours?
Hiei: Should I?
Kurama: I must be imagining it.
Hiei: Probably. Can I sleep now?
Kurama: sure. Night Hiei.
*Basically, this goes on for about three days. It's Now day four, breakfast
time*
Hiei::wakes up, notices Kurama's not there:: KURAMA!!!!
Kurama::in the kitchen, talking on the phone:: I'm on the phone Hiei!
Hiei::relieved:: OK!
Hiei::walks into the kitchen, sees Kurama hang up the phone:: who was that?
Kurama: That was, a psychiatrist.
Hiei: a what?
Kurama: you know, a doctor that that helps people with there problems.
Hiei: I know what he is, why did you call him?
Kurama: you've been doing the Macarena in your sleep for three days that's
why!
Hiei: I have not!
Kurama: have so! Anyways, I set up an appointment for today.
Hiei: what!
Kurama: you heard me.
Hiei: Baka Kitsune!
*later on that day, Kurama takes Hiei to the psychiatrist*
Secretary: Hello. Do you have an appointment?
Kurama: Yes we do. We're here to see Dr. James.
Secretary: OK then. Have a seat, he'll be with you shortly.
::Kurama and Hiei sit down for about fifteen minutes::
Hiei: Kurama, I'm bored.
Kurama: So? Read a magazine.
Hiei: Fine.
Hiei::picks op a magizine and notices the date::
Hiei: OH MY GOD NO!
Kurama: What?
Hiei: WE'VE TRAVLED BACK IN TIME TO 1997!!
Kurama: HIEI!!!Calm down!
Hiei: I CAN'T CALM DOWN!! EVERYONE WE KNOW IS YOUNGER!! I CAN SAVE YUSKI
FROM GETTING HIT BY A CAR!
Kurama: NO HIEI! THEIR JUST OLD MAGIZINES! IT'S STILL 2003!
Hiei::Walks over to the secretary:: What year is it?
Secretary: It's-it's 2003, Sir.
Hiei: OK, thank you. ::sits down next to Kurama::
Hiei: I'm still bored.
Kurama: Try sleeping.
Hiei: I have a better idea. ::takes out a big bag of sugar out of his
cloak:: He He He.
Kurama: Hiei. Put the sugar down.
Hiei::distracted by the sugar:: whiteness in all its sugary goriness.
Kurama: Hiei no!
Hiei::dumps half the bag in his mouth:: Ahhhhh. That hits the spot.
Kurama: Oh God.
Secretary: The doctor may see you know.
Kurama: Oh God.
::They both walk into the Dr. James's room::
Dr. J: Have a seat gentleman.
::they sit::
Dr J: So, what seems to be the problem?
Kurama: Well, my friend Hiei, I'm not sure how to say this, does the
Macarena in his sleep.
Dr. J: Interesting. How long has this been going on?
Kurama: Three days now.
Dr. J: I see.
Hiei::Eyes start to widen in sugar highness:: Weeee. Weeee! I'm sitting!
Weeee!
Dr. J: What in the world?
Kurama: He's always like this when he's sugar high.
Dr. J: Is he sugar high right now?
Hiei: No.
Kurama: Yes. ::pulls out the half empty bag of sugar from Hiei's cloak::
Dr. J: I see.
Hiei: That's MY sugar! ::snatches the bag from Hiei:: Get your own!
Dr. J: And this goes on every day?
Kurama: Yes, just about.
Dr. J: Interesting. I think we'll be here a while.
Well, that's about it. Ch. 2 I still have to make. so if you like this one,
you'll just have to wait! Until then...later.