In the wee midnight of November 1, a young Filipino fan fiction writer couldn't sleep…
Dream: Sheo Darren is being plagued with weird daydreams of Kirika Yuumura stalking him relentlessly in order to take Ayanami Rei and Tessa Testarossa away from him.
Sheo: Now that was weird.
Rei: …
Tessa: ???
Kirika: Oro?
Bridget: Can't sleep? Why not write a fan fiction about good ole me?
Sheo: Hmm, good idea… evil smile he, he, he…
… So he decided to pass away the time by writing fan fiction with Bridget and Dizzy and May and a whole lot of insanity…
Bridget: I thought you liked my character? cries in May's arms
May: There, there. It's okay. You still have me.
Sheo: Sheo bored. Sheo want to write. Sheo want to mess up Bridget's life.
Mari: (from Shaman King) Mari thinks he's weird.
Rei: …
Tessa: ???
Kirika: Oro?
Ruri: Fools.
November 3: That fan fiction appeared in the Guilty Gear section of fanfiction.net…
Sheo: I wrote all of that?
May: You don't remember anything?
Sheo: All I can remember was Ayanami Rei, Kirika Yuumura, Bridget, May, Marion Phauna, Ruri and a whole lot of question marks and periods and oro.
Sol: walks in and glares at Sheo You loser. walks out
Sheo: … That was quick.
Rei: …
Tessa: ???
Kirika: Oro?
And with the end of that story comes the first flames ever directed at him…
TRUE Unknown: Well, Kaiser Ryouga II might spare you, MR. Screwy Random Writer.
But as another Bridget/Dizzy enthusiast, I will not be so subtle.
WHAT THE HELL KIND OF FANFIC WAS THIS!?
Sheo: My first flame review, ever… wow. I like this guy. Too bad he got ZERO punched in the latest chapter of Blackheart ZERO's The Incredibly Zany Guilty Gear Story…
Rei: …
Tessa: ???
Kirika: Oro?
Sheo: …Is that all you girls can say?
Faust: WHATTA SAYKO!
Sheo: Never mind…
…and a promise made…
Sheo: I promise not to write such insane crap ever again.
Sheo: Did I–
Chii: Chii!
Sheo: Now, Chii, I didn't expect. Oh, well…
Black Chii: Chii!
Sheo: …And Black Chii, too…
Multitudes of Chii: Chii!
Sheo: Uh, oh. Um, Lone Wolf… help…
…Promises were made to be broken…
Scene: In a room are Sheo and some fellow fan fiction authors. Namely, Guilty Gear authors Blackheart ZERO, Lone Wolf SIX, Athena Asamiya, Chisaii404 and TRUE Unknown.
Blackheart ZERO: Huh? What the–
Lone Wolf SIX: Another guest appearance?
Athena Asamiya: One moment, I'm in Canada; the next–
TRUE Unknown: Not him again…
Kaiser Ryouga II: Isn't this the same guy who flamed me?
Chisaii404: And the one who misspelled my name.
Sheo: Announcement: As of today I'm breaking my promise not to write any more inane stuff. So, I am creating a sequel to The Wedding Night. Anyone not in favor?
Everyone: Aye.
TRUE Unknown: Especially me!
PLAPLAMAN: Hahahahaha, expressing your hentai tendencies again, eh, Sheo? Hahahahahaha!
Sheo: …Forget it. I'm going to go for it.
…So, prepare yourselves for…
GUILTY GEAR
The Wedding Night
The Series
Conceived and Written by: Sheo Darren
This time written in saner and more comfortable states of mind
Rated PG for some violence, inanity, confusion, multiple anime crossovers, commentary, author's self-inserts, dragging the good names and stories of other unsuspecting writers into the mess, advertisement of author's other stories, etc, etc.
Still no hentai here. Implications, yes. Hentai, no.
First coupling: Ky Kiske x Dizzy. No, TRUE Unknown, I am still not pairing Bridget and Dizzy. Bear with this Mr. Screwy Random Writer (who isn't screwy and definitely isn't random).
Sheo Darren does not own Guilty Gear and all the stuff he's ripping off.
Dedicated to Jer, Rocky, Jon-Jon, the Guilty Gear/Gundam/Ragnarok Online gang, Daisuke Ishiwatari, May, Bridget, Rei Ayanami, Kirika Yuumura, Tessa Testarossa and all the anime girls I've loved… before…
Please review.