A/N:
This be a good one. I'm in an Assassination Classroom mood.
Chapter Summary:
Karma and Kaede pay Nagisa a surprise visit at work.
••• Karma's POV •••
I'm sitting in a meeting currently and after an hour of hearing some old man babble on I grow tired. I stifle a yawn and turn my head to the window. As I stare outside, I can't help but wonder what the little mouse is doing.
'Just how much fun is teaching anyway?' I ponder. 'I mean, now he's always busy. Isn't he just a student teacher?'
"Nah it's not so bad," I recall Nagisa saying cheerfully. "I love teaching! Sure I've got a difficult class but I don't mind! It's really fun, Karma believe me!"
I close my eyes at the memory. He really does love that teaching job, huh? If only I could see him in action, that definitely be more interesting than this.
I sigh. Suddenly I get a text on my phone. I take it out without anyone noticing (credit to my assassin skills) and check my messages.
Kaede Kayano: Karma, you busy?
I look up from my phone and see the old geezer still talking.
Me: Nope
Kaede Kayano: Great! You thinking of coming with me to surprise Nagisa at work? :p
My eyes widen.
Me: Wait seriously?
Kaede Kayano: Yup! C'mon don't you wanna see how he's doing?
Me: Yes I do.
Kaede Kayano: Awesome! Meet me at the entrance to Paradise High School in 10 min
Me: You got it!
I smirk. Time to get me some blackmail material...uh, I mean see how my friend's doing.
I diligently excuse myself before sneaking out of the building and going to meet up with Kayano.
~~~~ Time Skip ~~~~
••• Normal POV •••
Karma walks towards the entrance of Paradise High School. He turns his head side to side as he searches for Kayano.
"Where is she?" He wonders.
"Psst, over here!" He turns his head towards the bush when he hears a voice coming from its direction.
"Kayano are you in the bush?" Karma asks.
"Of course not! That's so cliché!" She yells.
"Is it now?" Karma says unamused.
"Duh, and it's pretty obvious I'm the tree next to it!" Her arms pops out from the sides of the tree and she waves at him. Her eyes appear suddenly and she winks. "Super original!"
"HOW THE HELL'S A TREE ORIGINAL!?" The redhead yells at the actress while sweatdropping.
"Quit yelling, you'll get Nagisa's attention!" Kayano complains in a hushed voice. "You know how observant he is."
Karma sighs. "Right, whatever. Now take off that tree-"
The redhead stops when he sees Kaede already changed into a simple frilly green shirt and skinny jeans.
"-how did you!?"
She smirks, "An actress has to master the art of quick costume change!" She winks and does a pose.
"I get it you're amazing...now can we please get on with this already?" Karma mutters, slightly annoyed.
"Yeah we can! Let's give Nagisa the surprise of a lifetime!" Kayano exclaims doing another cute pose.
"Will you stop with the poses already!?"
~~~~ Time Skip ~~~~
••• Normal POV •••
"There he is!" Kayano whispers.
"Finally," Karma says completely exasperated.
Indeed, through one of the second story windows, the duo can see the petite blue haired male wearing his typical blue vest over a short sleeved white shirt and black pants.
He's standing in front of what they're assuming to be his class, teaching English. He has the biggest smile on his face as he goes on and on trying to inspire interest in his students who look like they grew up in a factory.
"Did he get the worst class," Kayano comments.
"Tell me about it," Karma says, "but I don't think he sees them that way..."
"Yeah I guess," the female replies but quickly finds herself sweatdropping. "So, um, just a question Karma..."
"Yeah?" He replies, keeping his eyes on the student teacher.
"Why did you just randomly have this equipment on you?" She asks, referring to the climbing gear they used to hang from the top of the building.
They have been searching for Nagisa's whereabouts for an hour now and they ran into some unfortunate hurtles but eventually they did find him.
She's still wandering...
"Political purposes,"
"How the hell does that answer my question!?"
"Let's just say..." Karma smirks, "...it's classified."
"I don't remember you saying your career choice was a secret agent!" She screams.
"Ssh, you're being too loud, Kayano!" Karma says. "At this rate he'll hear us!"
"Look who's talking! You had the biggest mouth in our class and you still got one now!" Kayano yells at him.
"What the hell are you saying? I'm not the one who wanted to come here, you did!"
"Yeah right! You were probably thinking about him anyway!"
Karma blushes at her accusation. "What're you implying!?"
"I'm not implying anything except it's obvious, you have the hots for Nagisa!" Kayano says and at Karma's blush deepens she smirks. "So it is true then!"
"What? No!" Karma argues back, his canines blaring. "He's my best friend and that's all it is!"
"Oh please, don't even try and defend yourself! The truth is written all over your face, Sadist!"
"Watch it! I have ever right mind not to cut your rope and let you fall!"
"Like you have a right mind! I bet you spent most of your life bathing in pain and suffering of others!"
"I didn't spend most of my life just some of it!" Karma fights back. "And I have other hobbies, mind you!"
"Really? Do they involve you being a psychotic nutjob?"
"This coming from the girl who implanted tentacles in herself and turned on everyone!"
••• Nagisa's POV •••
"I was going through something!"
"Oh like we all weren't!"
I keep a smiling face as I try to get on with the lesson at hand. My eyes remain on the words in my textbook as I try my best to dismiss the scene going on outside the window but my students were clearly distracted.
"Hey sensei? There some red haired dude and black haired chick outside the window!"
'Just pretend like you can't see them, Nagisa,'
I continue with the lesson trying to ignore them.
"So who can tell me what's missing in this sentence?" I ask hoping to carry on but their eyes weren't budging from the window.
Great now they're paying even less attention to my lesson than they usually do!
I try my best to keep a calm composure but I'm slowly losing my patience.
Keep it together Nagisa, I'm sure there's a perfectly good reason as to why Karma and Kaede are here. Yes, a perfectly good reason for them to disrupt my lesson just when everyone was starting to get into it and now they don't care anymore and we'll be behind because of this and it's so frustrating-
Nagisa. Calm. Down.
"Yo sensei! The red haired dude is starting to attack the black haired chick!"
"Sensei! Check it out! He's starting to swing her around!"
"Geez! Check out his face! It's seriously frightening!"
"It's like he wants to murder her!"
"Woah! I think he's gonna cut the rope!"
"No way! She'll fall!"
"Hey guys doesn't she look familiar?"
"They both do actually! I'm pretty sure I've seen that guy on TV!"
"Woah! Where the hell did she get that flamethrower from?"
Flamethrower!? What!?
"Forget that! How is that guy balancing that bazooka!"
Bazooka!? Seriously!?
"And why do you have a bazooka?" Kayano says. "Oh wait, lemme guess! Political purposes?"
"Precisely!" Karma yells back. "Why the hell do ya have a flamethrower!?"
"The sniper rifle was too expensive!"
"How is that better than my answer!?"
My students continue to watch my former classmates as I try to keep my composure.
"Let's continue class shall we?" I say, a now forced smile on my face.
"No way, teach!"
...What?
"Yeah this is way better than this boring English lesson!"
"Definitely!"
I grit my teeth. That does it. I feel my bloodlust taking over me and I can't help but try to calm down. Though even I know that at this point, it's too late.
••• Normal POV •••
The atmosphere in the classroom goes deadly as the delinquent students of Class 3-5 can't help but look frightened at their usually kind and sweet teacher in training.
They grow weary as they think he's angry at them but they were wrong. It isn't them at all. Nagisa slowly walks towards the window, each step he takes filled with murderous intent.
He swiftly and aggressively opens the window releasing an eerie aura towards his former classmates, halting their arguing.
They turn to see a dark look on their friend's face, his bloodlust flowing out of him like blood from a severely opened wound.
They blanch at his presence, knowing they've really done it this time.
"Hiya Teach!" Karma greets, trying to keep his cool.
Kayano smiles nervously, "Y-yeah, hey Nagisa!"
"Why are you here?" Nagisa's voice is cold and dark.
"We w-wanted to pay you a v-visit!" Karma stutters.
"Don't bother me during School hours..." Nagisa commands sternly. "...Ever."
"But we-"
"If you stop me from teaching my students, and enriching their minds..." His eyes became ice cold and as several snakes seemed to surround him and bare their fangs at his friends. "I'll kill you both."
"Damn he's scary...!" Karma and Kayano think together.
With a piece of chalk in his hand he slices the ropes that hold them up and they both fall to the ground.
He closes the window gently before returning to his desk, he lifts up his textbook and looks at his bewildered students with a huge smile on his face.
"Shall we continue?" He says. No one objects. Who would anyway?
"Great, now who can tell me what's missing in this sentence?"
Meanwhile on the ground, Kayano and Karma lay there with twitching forms. Nagisa really takes his job seriously, they'll remember this next time.
"So much for blackmail material," Karma mumbles to himself.
A/N:
Yay! So I finished the first story and yes, Nagisa takes his teaching job that seriously. He won't spare his friends anything.
Tell me what you think? Until next time. See ya!
~ Mizuki Kokoa