A/N: I was bored and waiting for an episode of KHR to load and this happend. I wasn't really sure about what genres it would go under but whatever. Also why can't the Varia as a whole be in the character options? I just ended up putting my two favorite as the characters, but this involves all the Varia. Anyway enjoy!=)
You say you want adventure
Excitement
And entertainment
Well then come with me
Let me show you a true circus
A show of extraordinary proportions
Yes step right up and take a peak
I know you cannot resist
So why not give in to temptation
Even if you do not leave with your life
I assure you it is well worth it
Who is that you ask
Do not worry he is harmless
He is merely a mother consoling her child
You see the one next to him who is shrouded in a cloud of depression
Yes the one with the weird mustache
Well he most likely got on Daddy's nerves again
But he is not very interesting so let us move on
Our next attraction is-
Look out!
That was close
You almost got your head skewered
But do not worry I am almost positive you were not his initial target
Hm, what?
Oh pay no mind to his maniacal laughter
It is quite normal….
For him
As I was saying
Next up is the newest member of this family
He has a sharp tongue
But do not take his comments personally
He insults everyone equally
I bet you are curious as to why the blond psycho is throwing knives into his hat
Isn't it only natural that royalty have only the prettiest of targets?
Now come along
There is still more to see
Oh no, look!
It appears Mommy has angered one of his children
He probably wanted to give him a hair-cut again
That child is rather loud
So it would be wise to wear earplugs when in his company
Oh you do not need to look so worried
He did not give Mommy a fatal blow
The blood…
It is okay I am sure it will stop some time
Lastly I shall introduce the ring leader
He is not the most friendly or cuddly
Perhaps you should keep your distance
You might get something thrown at you if you do not
That is a good question
No I do not think he is always in it
I am sure he leaves his chair to shower at the very least
That concludes our show
I do hope you plan to return sometime
Congratulations on keeping your life by the way
Not many do
What is that you say?
I am terribly sorry
But it seems you did not read the fine print
I cannot help you
We are not responsible for loss of sanity
A/N: Thanks for reading and please leave a review!