Syazel gritted his teeth and knocked on the Sexta Espada's door. Grimmjow opened the door and scowled down at the scrawny Espada. "The fuck do you want" he growled. "Can you teach me how to please a woman..? It's because I'm a-"Syazel started. "You're a virgin? Bwahaha! You've never wallpapered the closet, knocked boots or went heels to God" Grimmjow said trying to contain his urge to make the Octava's life a living hell. Syazel growled in frustration and looked up at him with pleading eyes. "Fine but we must seek out the master's help and the womanizer" Grimmjow said. Nnoitora and Starrk were pissed to be up well Starrk is never happy to be up, but were anxious to know who Syazel wanted to do the horizontal tango with. "Why would you want to do Cirucci" Nnoitora asked. "She's too damn loud" Grimmjow added. "My Kohona-chan is always so soft spoken when I please her without stripping her… Why couldn't you get someone like Sung-Sun or hell Menoly" Starrk grumbled. "We don't need any more loud women cough Nel, Harribel cough" Ulquiorra who had also arrived to help said sarcastically. "Oh yeah what about last night with Pet-sama Ulquiorra" Nnoitora said with an eerie grin. "Yeah… Oh Ulquiorra-sama harder pound into my warmth and come inside me" Grimmjow said imitating Orihime's voice. The two began to do battle while Syazel cautiously listened to Starrk and Nnoitora.
Elsewhere, Cirucci was asking Nel, Kohona and a very sore Orihime how she could sex up Syazel. "But I thought you weren't a virgin" Nel said. Cirucci's cheeks turned a cute shade of pink and she shook her head. "I just dress like I'm not but I am as virgin as it gets" she said. "Hmm… My advice would be do it like you're tearing a Band-Aid off a really hairy part of your leg… Don't let him go slow at all because it hurts like having your Spirit Chain ripped off" Nel said. Cirucci winced and listened intently to her friends. Both she and Syazel had the same question on mind. "Will I hurt him/her?"