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Speedy was taking Robin's amphibious bike across the bay to the mainland to search the hot spots for hot girls. When he hit the beach literally, the front wheel dug a big whole before settling in and crushing a kid's sandcastle. He jetted past the boardwalk onto the main roads. First on his list was the Jump City Mall, where he could at least scout out and spread the word, "Party at the Big T".
"I wonder if the Trout has found any ladies," cruising on the bike, he had a clear path to the mall because it wasn't barely even noon yet. It was only a half an hour, since they hit the road, but Aqualad was lucky enough to have transportation that was built for his hunting grounds. The trip across the water set Speedy back by twenty minutes and sort of ticked him off for not taking the T-car. At least then he could have brought back some of the girls without ordering special transportation.
He leaned hard on the inside of the turn as he moved up a spiral parking ramp. Each turn he was going blind, so he prayed for a clear path. Making his way up, Speedy notice a lot of "Sweet 16" cars parked around the facility. They were some that were models from two to three years ago, but they were with no doubt the preppy rich girl cars from some of the interiors. Legality wasn't going to be an issue tonight.
On the top floor, he gave the kickstand a swift jab from his foot. His foot swung over the top as he removed the helmet. The second he pulled his weight off the bike it toppled over and snagged his leg, pulling him down too. Not really off to a good start, he set up the bike and made sure to secure the kickstand. He could already sense the cold feeling of defeat wash over slowly with the thoughts of Aqualad grabbing beach girls, water girls and even some of the mall girls somehow.
"Stupid bike," he gave it another swift kick to make himself feel better. Again it fell over.
Back in the water, Aqualad was swimming past some places he would hang out when he was a local. Except for the new coral reef forming over Brother Blood's old headquarters, the waters stayed the same. The city was still there, but it never was good hunting grounds for the opposite sex. For that you needed to follow the fault lines for chimneys. The area around the fault line was highly volcanic, which treated those who knew about it and could survive it, basically a day at the spa.
Though there were some toxic vents because of the heat source impurities, there were still hot water currents that made the ladies just bath in the warmth. Sometimes the vents would even cough up clean mud that the girls used as an cleanser, hence the spa like treatment. Aqualad knew all this because he was a peeping tom as a young man and was the only guy to know about it. The girls would get stark naked and start up a mud fight to help each other apply the sticky paste.
Oh he loved those memories, but there's nothing like the real thing. Over the ridge he could see the girls, all of them lookers coated in detox mud. As soon as he reached a good vantage point, he froze not from the view but the fact that if he just swam up, he'd be marked a pervert and most likely they'd flee. If he was going to beat Speedy, he would have to get a better plan than that.
The girls were lounging on the ledge of a large hot water vent lathered up in mud. Aqualad could see all the detailed curves of each of the women below. Some were gifted with luscious mounds; others with legs of a goddess, stretching for what seemed like forever. Short and tall, petite and well-endowed, they all had what it took to be coveted by society.
One woman that Aqualad especially adored was the girl, who was as cute as a button with the ass of a school girl and eyes that shined the richest crystal blue you could imagine. Her name was Tula and was out of his league; she was royalty. If he was going to get her to be his girl at the party, some precision and quick thinking was going to be a must.
Meanwhile, at the island, the movie goers were gathering in the garage to find there were no vehicles around. Terra and Star just panned the room right to left and back again. Beast Boy on the other hand was digging through cabinets, draws and lock boxes. Raven hopped up onto the workbench by the wall full of metric wrenches. She got on her communicator and rang up the other party members.
"Hey, Bumblebee are you still downtown?" Raven dangled her feet down like she didn't have a care in the world. Star took a seat on a recycle bin, and Beast Boy just kept savaging. Terra looked a little upset but restrained herself from complaining about the ride issue.
"Oh you're already there. Is there any chance you could meet us at the Mall's Theater?" her voice the same monotone it always did, even though she was smiling as she talked, "We can probably grab something from the food court after the movie." A drawer dropped to the ground and scattered a bunch of bolts around. Raven gave him a look and tapped her finger over her lip, gesturing him to shut it. The boy shot back a cheesy smile; busy in his own little project he scoured the room for treasure.
"A grindhouse flick, maybe a double feature," Raven crossed her legs and leaned in on her knee. She was quickly becoming bored with all the talk. On Bumblebee's end, she could be seen trying on different outfits in a department store at the mall. Hopping around in some jeans, Bumblebee tried to button up the pair she had on without any success. As she was doing this, she heard the word, "Grindhouse".
"Oh hell no," feeling uneasy about the choice in movie genre, Bumblebee tried to sway Raven with reason, "I'm not watching some twenty barrels of blood squirt out of a headless topless cheerleader, who was too stupid to run away from the damn guy with a golf club." She put Raven on speaker phone and sat the com down on the changing room chair. A jump here, a jump there, she pulled on the pants and started to lean on the wall a bit for leverage. Doing her best to work on the jeans, she kept an ear open for Raven.
"I said a grindhouse not a smut film. You know like those movies from the 80's that had no plot but people still loved them because they were so unique," Terra walked up to Raven and waved her hands around trying to signal her. They didn't have a ride and only Terra seemed to be doing anything. Beast Boy found a hand held game console, when Terra started her own silent rant against Raven.
"Unique my butt. The film genre is nothing but stereotypes, predictable endings and one liners. Its just ridiculous," taking a deep breathe afterwards, she managed to end up squeezing into the pants. Bumblebee took a step out in front of the panorama mirrors. Still in her bra, the girl was just checking out the jeans and how the denim hugged her ass.
It was a good fit but it pinched her belly. Upset she unzipped them right there and had them halfway down at the door. A long sigh came from her face, before trying on the next outfit. She slipped on an outfit she liked earlier on and decided to wear it as a walk out. At the cash register, she listened to Raven on the other end.
"I guess, we could vote on a picture to watch when everyone gets there," back in the garage, Terra was starting to show frustration, but was cut off by Raven gesturing to Beast Boy.
"Whats he going to do?" Terra whispered to Raven, only to get the same answer. Taking the hint, she sat over by Beast Boy, who was playing with some sort of gadget.
"What is that?" the screen wasn't an LED screen like she expected. It was crystal clear like a plasma tv and had visuals that mocked other hand held systems. A small car seemed be rushing over jagged cliffs and was scrapping along the bottom. Beast Boy just ignored Terra as she kept prodding.
"Come on answer me," she gave him a little shake and bumped a random button. A flare shot out of the waterfront at the same time.
"I'm getting the T-car back," he nudged her back, before cracking a smile. On the mini screen, the car camera displayed the view of it crowning out of the water. The car was loading into the garage like a boat out onto the beach, dripping in random places. Raven opened up the driver door to find an unconscious Cyborg. He had hooked himself up to the car adapter to preserve his own battery, but it seemed he ended up powering it over the steep edges.
"Oh my Gorridnac, I forgot about Cyborg!?" Star rushed up to Cy and started performing CPR almost crushing his metal chest in on itself. He just needed a power up, since the feedback on the car really drained him.
"Hurray we have a car," being Terra, she rushed into the front passenger seat and started to mess with the radio, "Come on lets go to the movie."
"Alright but let's hook him up to a charger in the garage first, then we'll hit the road," Raven moved a charger over to him and wired him up head to toe, after making sure the damage Star did was only superficial.
"Yes, we must take revenge upon this 'Road' by hitting it many times," her arms swung around, which almost ended up decapitating Cyborg. She was furious at his condition without even knowing that he sort of did it to himself for the most part. The others packed up into the car with Raven in the driver seat, since no one else could be trusted.
"We shall avenge you Cy," Star slammed the door shut almost breaking it, when Cy opened his eye to see it almost cave in. Seeing this, he quickly passed out from shock and disbelief.
Alright, this chapter was a little bigger than I wanted since it was just an introduction to a new story, but I had to get all the details in for plot. Anyways, please leave your comments even if they're flames. I need to know what you think otherwise its going to be really hard for me to improve. Tula is actually Aquagirl (or one of them) though I haven't seen her in the Tv series or the comic that copied the Tv series' art style comic book, so I'm making her in the image of what I'd expect her to look like based on both. If you have any suggestions on what she should look like, please don't delay and write it in the review.
