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Fionna POV

I woke up and walked down through the floor door in our tree house into the living room I smelled pancakes. And strawberries? "Cake what are you making it smells… different." I walked into the kitchen and stubbed my toe on a nail "ow, cake where's the hammer?" no answer. "CAKE! Where are you?" a dark figure came out of the kitchen it had red eyes and red shoes, hmm. "Where's cake?"

It laughed I fell back on the nail and started bleeding; the figures eyes perked and became mischievous in a way. "HEY, what the glob, ow."

I woke up for real this time to the smell of cakes regular bacon pancakes, thank glob!

Cakes POV

"Fi, come on breakfast is ready!" I said singin and dancing to my new song I made up.

I'm dancing and making my baby pancakes

Do do da la la nana

Stirr'n swinging my kitty hips all around

La la la la

"Cake load it up!" Fi said holding a plate to my face; I piled three pancakes on the plate and drenched them in syrup.

I grabbed myself a stack and put some butty on it (that is what I call butter) and sat down with Fi at the table.

"Cake." Fi started.

"Yea Hun what is it?"

"I am going to take a shower."

"Oh, ok baby, hurry though I have a feeling we are gonna have to save your man again!" I started to giggle knowing what she gonna say next

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"He is NOT my man, Rrg" right on cue.

"Come on I know you have a crush on PG!"

She did not reply but I heard her slam the door.

Fionna POV

I was so sick of Cake saying that stuff, yeah I do have a crush on PG but she does not have to say it aloud all the time!

Thinking of it now I don't know why I like PG he is boring and I always have to save him from ice queen. However, on the bright side, he so nice and he can bake super mathematical food, and he is hot.

I washed my hair with the 2 in 1 thing that PG created for me; I was not so sure it was safe but it made my hair soft and it smelled like strawberries.

I got out of the shower, dried myself off, and looked around for my clothes.

My bras were all dirty so I had to go with the black frilly one with the lace.

I grabbed the only shirt left in my closet that Cake bought for me to try and get me to change my 'childish attitude' it was black and see through so she bought me a red tank to go under it.

I grew out of my regular blue skirt a few years ago and had three jeans to choose from now.

I had some faded jeans, regular denim, and black leather jeans. Obviously, I chose the leather since I was wearing black and red today.

I jumped down the floor door, found cake and some super-hot random person staring at me, Rrg and of course, when I jumped down my shirt slipped a little, fell off my shoulder, and down in the front exposing my bra a bit.

I pulled my shirt back into place. "Um, hi. Cake who is this?"

"I'm Marshall Lee the Vampire King!" the stranger exclaimed.

"Mmmhmm, and what is your business here Mr. Vampire?" Cake shouted, but shrunk down and ran under the floorboards.

"Well this is my house!" he said hissing, and then he looked at me and flew over staring down my shirt.

"Hey you perv!" I yelled then smacked him.

"Hahaha!" he laughed floating around my head in circles.

I pulled him down so he was eye level with me. "I don't care if this was your house you ditched it and now it's mine so if you are going to try anything you are going to have to deal with me!" I spat the words.

"Mr. Marshall Lee the Vampire King!" I gave a fake bow

"Wow, ok chill," he said backing away with his hands up.

"I am gonna ask you again butt- head what do you want?"

"You know what; I just came back to my house ok. Geeze man your crazy."

"Crazy? My baby is not crazy!" Cake came back out still tiny though.

He hissed at her and she ran back under the board.

"So you seem a little cool, wanna go, get away from this scared little kitty cat?"

"Hey Cake is my sister dude, but prove that you can be good cuz you're a vampire so."

"Well I don't drink blood, I drink the color" he said while grabbing my curtains and sucking out the color.

"OK you are pretty cool," and cute Hehehe "maybe."

"What are you thinking Fi?" Cake said growing back to her original size with her hands on her hips.

"Your name is Fi huh?" Marshall Lee said

"No, actually my name is Fionna." I said looking at the floor and blushing

"That is a beautiful name." he said lifting my chin up and stared into my blue eyes with his deep black ones.

Ok maybe Gumball isn't that hot, not after seeing Marshall.

Marshalls eyes are deep black but up close I could see red specks along with tiny purple ones around where his pupils should be. And his clothes were tight a red and black checkered shirt with skinny jeans they fit him perfect.

"Thanks dude. Hehehe." I laughed nervously.

"Fionna!" Cake interrupted our 'moment' "You just met him I don't care how cute you think he is, you don't know him. He is probably tricking you!"

Marshall POV

Glob this cat is annoying. Fionna really is a pretty name, but she is even more beautiful than her name, usually when I look at pretty girl they are judged by their body, and a one night stand would follow. But this chick was for real she had muscles and barely broke a sweat trying to pull me down to her level. I could see she had swords everywhere and had a dagger in her belt loop.

And her eyes, damn, they are so beautiful. The majority of it was a sky blue but I could see the deeper blue specks along with some gray. I was lost for a while.

"Oh I would not trick someone like her, I mean look!" I explained to the cat motioning my hands to her swords.

"I guess not, when do you think you're going to go 'hangout' because I would be glad to chaperone!" she said hangout sarcastically.

"Whoa, cake we are just gonna hang it is NOT a date!" she yelled at her talking cat

I found it funny how she talked like a black lady, I miss people but the stupid war had to happen making things like that prissy freak Gum butt and his candy people, they weren't even people anymore they are just mutations.

"You are right hunny, save dating for Prince Gumball he is so polite, and that cutie Mochro mmm I would finally get to talk to him more." I had missed most of the conversation but this part I heard and it made me angry.

"I am going to go now, any of you have an umbrella mine is ripped." I said with anger in my voice

"I do, but why are you leaving so soon?" Fionna asked me

"Uh I just want to go now I will come by some other time you owe me anyway. So the umbrella."

"Right I will go get it." She said while running into her bedroom

She came back with the umbrella and then opened it walking out the door with it in her hand.

"Come on." she said

"Ok?" I followed her out the door

"Where is your house!" she seemed angry, how fun it would be to make her even more so.

I picked her up and flew with her she started to scream but then stopped and opened her eyes.

"Wow. This is so cool dude! Being a vampire must be awesome!" not really

"Yeah it has its perks but I wish I wasn't a vampire sometimes." We were already at my cave water dripped from the ceiling and I could see my house.

"Really, but you are a KING and you can fly and never die and change forms and stuff!" she said obviously she hadn't gone to school but oh well.

"But I have to rule a hell hole someday, and I like flying, but then I get to see everyone die while I stay alive, and I always scare everyone away." I said while on the verge of tears, why was I telling her my feelings this is so weird.

I walked into my house while still holding her and set her down on my couch.

"Wanna watch a movie from before the war?"

"yeah dude that would be super mathematical!"

I put in a random movie that I found it was weird and I knew it would scare her so I put it in the title was 'The House of 1000 Corpses'

It came to the part where fishboy showed up and she jumped on my lap and buried her face in my chest.