Hey, I'm Ali G, or Ali-chan (Tsubasa344 started calling me that...), or just plain Aliyah. As you may see, this is my first and probably last fanfic/story because I promised Tsubasa344 I would write one, and since her b-day's comin' up on the first, I might as well. This is basically a Kamichama Karin: Chobits version kind of thing.

Summary: Kazune lives in a high-tech world, but is poor. Everybody seems to have the latest thing these days - persocoms, humanoid robots. It would seem like a dream come true when he finds a persocom laying around - but little does he know, this robot will change his life forever. KazunexKarin MichiruxAmi and other couples.

Rating: T for the mention of, uh, certain body parts.

Here's the cast list. Please note that some of the roles are changed around.

Characters:

Hideki Motosuwa- Kazune Kujyou

Chi - Karin Hanazono

Yumi Oumura - Himeka Oumura (Name changed so Kazune isn't related to her)

Hiromu Shinbo - Michiru Nishikiori

Chitose Hibiya - Suzuka Kujyou

Minoru Kokubunji - Kirika Karasuma (changed into girl)

Yuzuki - Kirio Karasuma (changed into boy)

Takako Shimizu - Ami

Hiroyasu Ueda - same

Ichiro Mihara - Kazuto Kujyou

The rest of the characters remain the same. So, hope you like the first chapter, regardless of how short it is.

Disclaimer: I do NOT own Kamichama Karin or Chobits, or this idea. The idea of crossing the two mangas/animes belongs to ToastBandits, who has let me copy her idea. Thanks so much.

A 19-year old man with blonde hair and icy blue eyes walked out of the back door of a bar, putting a garbage can outside. He's poor, so he works at a local bar - Club Pleasure - to get money, and goes to cram school to raise his grades to get into college. His parents died when he was in high school, so he was left by himself.

The world he lives in is very high-tech and advanced, yet he doesn't know a thing about technology. There are dolls that can act by themselves, and now there are humanoid robots, called persocoms that can do anything you program it to. You can program it to feel pain, to have emotions, to get a job - anything!

"Hey, I took out the trash. Can I go now?" The man called out to his boss. The boss turned.

"Quitting already, Kazune?" Kazune shrugged. The boss continued to give out his orders. "Twelve cases of beer, five cases of sake, nine cases of vodka..." He said to his persocom, who recorded all of his information. Huh. So that's his new computer, Kazune thought. "You got a persocom back home?"

"Nah," Kazune replied. "Can't afford it."

"One of the latest models. She's pretty sharp! Even hooked up to the internet! Man, forget dogs! Persocoms are a man's best friend!" Kazune looked at the persocom for a moment before heading home. Man, do I want a persocoms. E-mails would be read out to me, house-keeping, my bills... Who am I kidding? I'll never get a persocom. It's not like I'd just find them lying down on the ground, thrown out in the trash... yeah, right, Kazune thought.

As he walked by a pile of trash, he suddenly stopped, then backed up in shock. Lying there in the middle of all the garbage bags, was a teenage girl wrapped in bandages - or so he thought. He hesitantly walked up to the 'girl'. "Uh... hey, are you okay? You're alive, right? I mean, I know girls are stupid, but I didn't think they would be this stupid!" Kazune said as he continued to shake her.

He was starting to panic when he noticed her ears. They were large and metallic - the one and only thing that distinguished persocoms from actual humans. Kazune sighed in relief, then suddenly realized something. Wait. If this is a persocom...and it's in the garbage, that means someone threw it away and didn't want it! So... I can just take it! Besides, I'd be doing something good for the environment, with Global Warming going on...

With one big heave, Kazune lifted the persocom up bridal style. His legs nearly buckled under the weight. "Ugh... this... is how much... persocoms weigh?!" As he staggered towards his apartment, a disc fell out from her bandages and onto the pile of garbage.

When he finally reached his apartment, Kazune practically collapsed onto the floor. He looked over his new persocom. She had long, dirty blonde hair, with skin as smooth as a normal human. "You know... besides the ears," Kazune said as he touched the metal ears, "these new robots look exactly like a human girl. This one looks new. What a waste of money, throwing out a perfectly good persocom like this one." Kazune stared at the persocom a little more, before deciding to turn it on.

Four hours later, Kazune had finished searching literally everywhere on the persocom's body, from head to toe. Everywhere... except... Kazune groaned, his face pink form embarassment. "They wouldn't. I mean, why would anyone put a switch there?!" There referred to the place in between the top of your legs, which would explain why he looked embarassed, and felt like a pervert at the moment. Which he certainly wasn't.

He calmed himself down for a moment. "It's just a machine, just a machine." After a few minutes of convincing himself it was just a machine, he went and pressed the switch. The persocom suddenly twitched, and Kazune moved backwards.

The persocom floated into the air, and the bandages began to unravel itself, leaving a completely naked robot. In the form of a human teenage girl. Kazune looked completely stunned. This was how persocoms reacted when their switch was turned on? He came out of his thoughts when he noticed the persocom staring at him.

"Karin?" She said. She crawled up to him as Kazune nervously inched back, his face red with embarassment.

"H-huh? Karin?" Kazune said, confused.

"Karin..." the persocom repeated.

"Karin? What, is that your name?" Kazune asked but she just kept staring intently at him. Suddenly, the persocom jumped onto him. "Whoa, what's going on?! I just turned you on--!"

"Karin..." She said in a warm tone, arms wrapped around his neck, hugging him.

When I get a persocom, I didn't exactly imagine this would happen!

So, hope you like it, more chapters to come! And yes, the persocom (Karin) has no personality (yet) and she was completely naked when she was on top and hugging Kazune. hope you like it!

xAliyahx