Nobody needs Somebody
Hello, I was motivated to (in other words I was bored) try my hand at romance fics.
This story is about Roxas finding out he has feelings for Namine, and all the stupid things he does and says to get her affection XD
If this goes well then I'll make more chapters. If it doesn't, I shall never think of writing romance again.
Me:Anyway time for the disclaimer Whoo hoo! (Does little disclaimer dance)
Special guest, take her away!
Roxas:Whoo baby! A fic about me?! I'm finally in a fic!
Me:Yes we all know that but right now you gotta say the disclaimer.
Roxas:What's a disclaimer?
Me:OMG, and you wonder why I never used you in a fic before? Nevermind I'll just get Namine to do it.
Roxas:Namine!? OMG, is my hair okay? How do I look? Do I have anything in my teeth?
Me:Okay while he's babbling I better say the disclaimer or it'll never be done. I own nothing about Kingdom Hearts.
Roxas:Are my pants dirty? Do I smell okay? Why aren't you answering man? Who are you talking to?
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Chapter one: "My life sucks"
Roxas lay in his bed on a cold monday morning. He hadn't gotten any sleep last night because of Hayner and Pence sleeping over.
"Oh man I'm tired" he yawned "Next time those two sleep over, they aren't allowed to have any sugar".
He rolled over and got off the bed. Maybe some breakfast and a shower would help wake him up.
Unfortunately all he had to eat was some old bran cereal, and when he got in the shower he found that his dad had used all the hot water (Once again).
"Oh boy, I can already tell its gonna be one of those days" he said to himself and he was right.
He missed the bus to school, so he was late to his first hour class. Fell asleep in gym (While he was climbing the ropes). Fell asleep again at lunch, so he woke up to find everyone laughing at him as he found he had used his soup as a pillow. And in his eighth hour class, his annoying cousin, Sora, wouldn't stop asking him the answers for a test.
"Hey, Roxas, what's the answer to #17?" he said, thinking no one noticed his big mouth.
"Sora I told you already, I'm not helping you cheat just because you were playing that Kingdom Hearts game instead of studying!"Roxas whispered as quietly as he could.
"I can't help it man. That game is just so cool! And the main character seems so familiar" Sora said, acting like he should be pitied.
"Well maybe this will teach you to study like the rest of us!" Roxas spoke through his teeth.
Of course his teacher caught him and thought he was cheating.
"Is there a problem here, Mr. Roxas?" she said in her sickeningly sweet tone.
"No, Ms. Leficent" Roxas said as calmly as he could.
"Well there seemed to be a problem" she cooed "But I guess I must have imagined you asking your friend what the answers were" the sentence just oozed sarcasm.
"What?! I wasn't asking him about anything!" Roxas barked "He was the one asking me about the answers for every damn question, don't blame me because he was to much of a dumb ass to study!"
"Mr. Roxas! How dare you use such vulgar language in my classroom!" she screeched "And blaming poor innocent Sora for what you did! I want you out and down in the principal's office NOW!
"Fine I would rather be suspended then have to sit here and look at your ugly face all day!" Roxas yelled so loud that the people in the next class heard him through the wall, he new it because he could here their wows and ooohs and "Boy, he is gonna get chewed out for that one".
With a final ear splitting "OUT!" from his teacher, he was down the hall to the office.
As he sat there for his turn, he thought this was what the criminals on death row felt like.
His thoughts turned to his teacher, they had never really liked each other. She loved his kiss up, goodie two shoes cousin, Sora, who would rat anyone out to her. She was a cruel woman, she was pale and sinister looking. She never missed a chance to humiliate or punish a student for anything. That's why it was his goal to give her the most trouble he could in the school year. Whoopie coushins, spiders(She seemed kind of pleased about that),he had even gotten her car on the roof once, lets just say he new a guy…
After what felt like an eternity he was finally called in to the principal's office.
The moment he sat down the principal sighed. "Roxas, not again".
"It isn't my fault Mr.Wise!" Roxas complained to the old man, his name was actually Ansem, but everyone called him Mr. Wise on account of his age and knowledge.
"Lemmee guess, was it Sora again this time? Or was it just that the teacher was being a jerk?" he asked in a 'gimee a break' voice.
"It was Sora! That little jerk was asking me the answers to a test and I got in trouble for it! I didn't even tell him any of the answers!" Roxas whined.
10 minutes passed as Roxas ranted about what had happened, Mr. Wise finally let out a big sigh "Roxas, we can't keep doing this. You've been suspended 18 times this year alone! If you get suspended one more time after this and I mean one".
He held up his index finger. "I will have no choice but to expel you!".
"But Mr. Wise, I told you I didn't do it!" Roxas wailed.
"Maybe so, but you did use profane language and insult a teacher. That is on the grounds of suspension in my book" he said.
"What book are you reading?!" Roxas snapped at him.
Mr. Wise looked at him in surprise. "Roxas, your in enough trouble as it is" he said calmly.
"Can I just take my suspension slip and go?"Roxas asked coldly.
"Well actually, I don't believe suspension is working on you" Mr. Wise said. "All suspension does is get you out of school for a little vacation. What would you learn from that?"
"That if I get in trouble I get a few days off" He thought in his head, but decided not to push his luck any further.
"No, I have something else in mind. Since it is almost summer vacation, I cannot think of a better punishment then taking that away" Mr. Wise spoke as calmly as possible.
"Take away my summer vacation?! Why don't you just shoot me in the head?!" Roxas yelled.
"Your not gonna make me take summer school are you?!" He said, almost having a heart attack at the thought.
"No, no, I wouldn't ruin the teachers vacations" he said.
"No, you will be working at a summer camp as a jr. councilor". He put simply.
"Wait a second, I didn't even agree!" Roxas yelped.
"Well, its either that or you can have summer homework to make up for all of the things you've missed, all of the math and French and geography " Mr. Wise gave him a 'I would pick the first option' look.
"Fine, I'll work at the stupid camp" Roxas said flatly.
"I suspected as much. Now all you need to know about the camp is in here" He handed Roxas a pamphlet with pictures of kids playing jump-rope and swimming and all kinds of things. He read the top with the camp name.
"Camp Happy Heart?" He said with a smirk "What a girly name!" he laughed out loud.
"Yes that's because it's a girls camp" The old man grew a huge 'I've screwed you over kid' smile on his face.
"What?! You must be joking!" Roxas looked at the pictures and saw that all of the children were girls "If it's a girls camp then I can't go!" he had the old man now!
"Many of the counselors there are young men" he said with a chuckle.
Roxas just looked at him with a mixture of loathing, confusion, and sadness.
Finally Mr. Wise spoke "Well, enjoy your summer, Roxas! He said with a smirk.
Then the bell rang.
Roxas grabbed his things and went outside. He plopped down on a bench.
"I was right, it's been one of those days" he mumbled to himself.
He looked at all of the other students walking past, ready to start their summer vacations next week.
"My life sucks".