"Goddamn it! None of these capture my sassiness!" Gerard exclaimed. "Earl, what do you think about them?" Earl turned his leaves to look at the pictures and came to a shocking decision. "They're all fucking shit Gee, what's wrong with you today?"
Earl snarled. Suddenly Earl came up with an idea so good Gerard couldn't resist. " Hey Gee, why don't you tweet a pic of me instead?" suggested Earl. " Holy shit that is a GREAT idea, bby" Gerard screamed with a hint of excitment in his voice.
A few hours later Gerard came back to Earl to tell him the good news. "Earl, your picture was amazing! They all love you!"
"Who can blame them?" Earl smuggly replied. "I'm going to give you an extra sprinkle tonight, Earl!" Gerard smirked.
"Oh thanks bby just don't get it on my leaves, okay?" Earl whimpered. "Okay, i'll try bby" Gerard replied lovinly while whipping out his 'special' watering can. " There's a big load tonight, Earl, get ready!" It was too late for Earl to even react as Gerard carelessly sprinkled hiss load all over Earl. "For fuck sake, Gee, you got it all over my leaves!" Earl barked.
Gerard wouldn't stop so Earl had no choice but to do the unthinkable. That's right, he shot his seeds. Earl aggressively shot his plant seeds at Gerard to get him to stop. The seeds hit Gerard mulitple times in the eye, lip and nose and Earl wouldn't stop until finally Gerard let out a moan of pain and betrayal. "Earl you son of a bitch, don't do that you know it makes me cry" Gerard ran into his office to try and hide the tears rushing down his face. Earl shook his leaves dry but was startled by Gerard when he wailed out the words " I am blocking you on Twitter!" What was Earl to do now?
Find out in Chapter 2, Coming Soon.