20 things I shouldn't do in Hollyoaks:
1) I will not refer to Justin as Warren's Prison bitch, no matter how appropriate a nick name.
2) I will not claim that Darren is most obviously over compensating for his repressed homosexual feelings for Jake.
3) I will not ask Darren if the 'All Stars' will be releasing an album any time soon.
4) I must resist the urge to plant evidence for Shaun's murder on Claire, even though she deserves it and Warren doesn't
5) I must not replace Warren's secret stash with the powder from flying saucer sweets.
6) I must not ask Dom if he ever plans on having 2.4 children
7) I will not start a petition to outlaw all those whiny bitchy students and sixth form girls (Jess, Hanna, Sarah, Zoe…)
8) I will not tie Warren to a chair and stare at him for hours every day…
9) I will not discuss the out side world
10) I must not be under 18 and drink with out something very bad happening in compensation for my miss deeds.
11) I must not claim that I have been abducted by aliens just to get cute welsh nerds attention.
12) I must not claim that cute welsh nerd is obviously a big fan of Captain jack from Torchwood
13) I must not insist Steff Dean goes and jumps off a cliff
14) I must not push Steff Dean off of a cliff
15) I must not ask OB and Maxx when the wedding is, and can I have an invite.
16) I must not tell Tony that he's been around for too long and will get his soon enough!
17) I must not tell John Paul that if he gets a welsh accent he has a promising career as a channel four talk show host.
18) I will not tell Amy that she was stupid and deserves what she's got so stop acting spoilt and be a mom!
19) I shouldn't (but probably would) install cameras in Warren and Justin's flat!
20) I shouldn't (but probably would) shout 'you look like a fish that has been repeatedly slapped in its fishy face by another fish then frown in to a pot of boiling water and skinned' at Claire as she walks down the street.