Hello everyone! So this isn't going to be a normal story. It is actually my stupid rant about Lucy pairings that I needed to let out. I hope you enjoy reading my opinions though! If you agree or disagree with anything I say, please review and favorite and all that goodness. If you want me to write more pairing rants, review and write who it should be about. Other than that, I hope you enjoy, and I shall see you soon!
-BloodyTeddyBear
I'm going to rant about this. You know it's all true anyways.
*Sigh* I'm not one of those crazy shippers who interprets something as almost anything else. Like "Omg their hands touched! They are going to marry and have 30 babies!" Seriously, what is wrong with those people?
*And what is with the whole Fairy Tail thirty babies thing anyways? Whenever one character imagines themselves being with another character, they always imagine having 30 babies! WTF?*
But I have to disagree with almost all of the Lucy pairings. I know there are millions of "crack" pairings, but come on people! Most of them are just stupid and a waste of perfectly good stories! I mean, I want to read stories that make at least some sense with the characters. I understand that people will make them a bit different, but most of the time it doesnt seem righht to me. These are the ones I have seen more often.
Laxus and Lucy- When do they ever interact with each other?
Gajeel and Lucy- They don't talk at all and I'm pretty sure Lucy is scarred from the Phantom Lord thing.
Loke and Lucy- This one makes more sense than most, and I know a ton of people ship this pairing, but they are two different species. Loke is Leo the Lion spirit! Unless someone is writing where Loke is human, then I don't agree.
Freed and Lucy- Who came up with this?
Bixlow and Lucy- I can't deal with its stupidity. It's just so creepy.
Sting and Lucy- What is wrong with these people? They never, I mean never, talked to each other, and they are freaking enemies in the Grand magic games arc!
Rouge and Lucy- Same as Sting and Lucy.
Dan Straight and Lucy- Dan is a comic relief character that only appeared in one arc. Even then, she completely hated him!
Zeref and Lucy- *Facepalm* This is just ridiculous right here.
Jellal and Lucy- This is also stupid, because they never talk to each other, except for before the GMG arc where she only thanks him.
Macarov and Lucy- Believe it or not, i've seen this many more times than just once. *Shivers* This is just so. I can't even say it. It's just... NO!
Hibiki and Lucy- *Sigh* They only talk in the Oracion Seis arc, and even then, it is obvious that she doesn't like him in that way.
There are so many more. But if I let myself go on, I would probably die of being depressed while writing about it.
I'm going to admit something here. I actually think TWO pairings make sense.
Natsu and Lucy.
Gray and Lucy.
Yep, the most debated pairings. I know that none of you expected me to actually agree with any pairings, but how could you not with these two?
Yeah.
So I think that I am going to stop now. I can't talk about this anymore. I hope someone agrees with me about this. I'm sorry if I offended anyone, but i just had to put my opinion out there. Please review with your opinions, I really want to know your thoughts on this craziness. I hope you enjoyed reading my rant. I shall see you soon!
-BloodyTeddyBear