Title: The baby out of mistake
DISCLAIMER: FMA not mine.
Enter Shin-bi! The baby out of mistake
My name is Shin-bi Mustang. I am 5 years old. My papa is Colonel Roy Mustang. He wears this strange eye patch everyday. Mama says that he is a pirate at work and orders people around his ship. My mama is First Lieutenant Riza Hawkeye. Papa says that mama is really a dog trainer at work and shoots the dogs if they don't obey her. I think mama is scary sometimes, especially with her gun.
The sun entered Shin-bi's flower-wallpapered room. She sat up from her futon and looks at her alarm clock. 7:35 am. They're late, Shin-bi thought. The door creaked open, with Riza and Roy peeking in. Shin-bi quickly laid back down and her head with her blanket. I'll forgive them this time.
Roy and Riza always go to Shin-bi's room everyday at 7:30 to wake her up. It has been a habit for 5 years now.
"See, I told you being five minutes late won't make a difference" Shin-bi heard her papa tell Riza.
Riza merely rolled her eyes and the couple sat at either sides of their five year old daughter. Roy placed a hand on Shin-bi's shoulder, "Shin-bi my little bear, time to wake up" he said.
"But papa, I still want to sleep," she said under her blanket.
"Aww, come on Shin-shin, we have to go to your school today. Remember, it's your first day in school today" Riza said, trying to make her voice more motherly, than commanding.
"Mama, five more minutes…" she joked.
"Shin-bi, if you won't get up now, mama will take out her guns"
Riza shot Roy a glare. Roy tried his hardest to ignore it.
In one swift move, Shin-bi sat up with one hand raised in the air, "I'm up!" she yelled.
Roy held back a fist of laughter.
"Mama, keep your guns please"
Riza smiled and hugged Shin-bi, "I won't take them out. Papa's just joking around" she said and looked at Roy again, "Right, honey"
"Y-yeah… just kidding around"
You're all probably wondering how this all happened. We know a lot of things even if we're in our mama's tummy. It all started when…
Mama pulled out her gun, with a blanket wrapped around her. It seemed that she won the tug-of-war. She was at the far end corner of the room, aiming her gun at papa… who was covering himself with a pillow. I hope we're not using the same pillow. That would just be gross. "L-lieutenant… let's handle this calmly. To tell the truth, I'm as surprised as—"
BANG!
BANG!
BANG!
She had pulled the trigger, shooting the wall beside papa's head. "You enjoyed it didn't you!" she yelled in a demanding tone, totally forgetting that papa is her superior.
"Well yeah—no! I mean—I didn't know what happened!" he reasoned out, one hand holding the pillow and the other was waving at her.
BANG!
BANG!
BANG!
"H-hey! Watch where you aim that thing!" papa yelled.
"What did you do!" mama asked but it seemed that she wont listen to any of papa's reasoning.
Being mama's colonel, papa decided to take hold of the situation. He stood straight and walked closer to mama. Mama stepped back (if that were even possible. Mama already had her back leaning on the wall). "Relax. We should handle this situation as calmly as possi—"
BANG!
BANG!
BANG!
And papa was immediately sent to the hospital.
Just kidding; anyway, it seemed that they got drunk at the company party the night before. And before anyone knew it, they got married… well because grandpa insisted and papa had no other choice.
After 3 years…
That day, papa took me with him in his office. Mama didn't go with us since she told us that she had something to do. Everyone greeted us. Whenever they see him, they put their hands on heir forehead (so, saluting is a way on how to greet pirates), while they greet me with a pat on the head or a pinch on the cheek. I was a bit annoyed but it made my papa happy to see the other pirates greeting me.
He took me in his room where there are a ton of papers on his desk and on mama's desk. There was a corner where I could play. Some of my favorite toys were in there. When I started to play, two boys came in, bursting the door open. Both had blonde hair. One had a ponytail while the other one had a low braid. Papa stood up, "Ah, the Elric brothers." He said and ran over to me. Papa carried me and went to the two boys, "Meet my little bear, Shin-bi"
"Oho! Looks like you and lieutenant got busy!" the shorter one said.
"Well we did… ain't she cute?" Papa said.
The braided boy neared himself to the other, "He reminds me of Hughes…" he whispered
The other boy took me from dad, he carried me on his shoulders, "My name is Alphonse" he said.
"Al!" I said cheerfully. I still can't pronounce his name right.
"I'm Edward"
"Ed!"
"She's so cute! We'll take her to the park!" Ed told my papa.
Papa looked at me; I gave him a large smile and started playing on Al's hair, showing him that I wanted to go.
"Come on colonel. We'll just play with her" Al said, supporting Ed's suggestion.
Papa went behind his desk and grabbed a piece of paper, "That's the list of the food she's not allowed to eat. Riza is very strict. And don't let her see you with Shin-bi" Papa told them and handed them the piece of paper. "Yosh! Let's go Shin-bi!" said Ed.
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At the park, Oniichan Ed and I were riding at the end of one of the see-saw while oniichan Al was at the other side. Oniichan Al kicked from the ground and sent the both of us in the air. I laughed happily. That was my first time ridding the see-saw since mama and papa only pushed me at the swing.
But my fun ended so soon when I heard oniichan Ed say, "Shit" under his breath. "What's the matter oniichan?" oniichan Al asked.
"And what are you doing here with Shin-bi?" mama's voice rang.
Oniichan Al looked behind him to see her, glaring at both of them.
"Ah—Lieutenant- we asked the colonel if we could—"
"The colonel huh?" she said and grabbed me from oniichan Ed. "Thank you for looking after Shin-bi." She said sternly.
"Er—no problem" they both said.
"Bye-bye, oniichan Ed, oniichan Al. Let's play again some day!" I said.
And papa was in deep trouble that night.
At present…
The Mustang family sat around their dining table. Riza had prepared Miso soup for everyone. "Mama, papa, where are we going again?" Shin-bi asked, taking a sip from her soup.
"We're going to visit your new school, my little bear." Said Roy
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"Good Morning Mr. and Mrs. Mustang" said Ms. Miyazawa, Shin-bi's new teacher. They stood at the main entrance of the school. Roy and Riza stood at either side of Shin-bi, each holding her hand. "Er… good morning." Roy greeted.
"Miyazawa-sensei, are you sure that Shin-bi will be alright here?" Riza said, worriedly. "I mean—make sure that bullies won't hurt her. Guide her in her studies and—"
"Don't worry, Mrs. Mustang. I'll do everything to guide Shin-bi"
If I wouldn't know any better, she says that to every parent, she thought but still nodded. "O-okay" she replied.
Ms. Miyazawa crouched to meet Shin-bi's eyes, "Ne, Shin-bi, my name is Miyazawa-sensei, but you could call me Alysa-sensei." She said.
"Yes, Alysa-sensei" Shin-bi replied.
"So, tell me Shin-bi. What do your parents do for a living?"
Shin-bi put a finger on her chin.
"Come on Shin-bi, tell her that I'm a handsome colonel". Roy thought
Riza smirked, "Just like what we practiced, Shin-shin. I'm the top sharp shooter lieutenant of the military"
"Oh yeah!" Shin-bi smiled at Alysa. "Papa is a pirate and at work and orders people around his ship!" she said.
"Oh, a pirate. That's interesting" Alysa said.
"A pirate? I used to think that my eye patch is cool." Roy thought and dropped his shoulders.
Riza snickered, "Heh, heh, heh, that's right Shin-shin."
"Uhm… and mama is a dog trainer who shoots the dogs who don't obey her!"
"Ah… a pirate and a dog trainer. Fascinating"
"YES! Way to go, my little bear!" Roy stood up straight
Riza also drooping her shoulders, "A dog trainer? Roy must be behind this!"
TO BE CONTINUED!
Author's notes: So that's the first chapter of "The baby out of mistake". As some of you may notice, this fan fic is based on a Korean drama titled, "Wonderful Life". Thank you for reading by the way. Please review! Kio over and out!