A flurry of noises seeped their way into Deidara's barely conscious mind.
He tried to cover his ears with his paws to block out the noise… wait, WHAT?
Deidara was instantly awake as he shot his eyes open.
He slowly took in his immediate surroundings; a giant cage and nine unconscious kittens that looked strangely familiar were surrounding him.
He finally looked down at himself, and he screamed.
Well, you couldn't exactly call it a scream. It was more like a high-pitched wail.
What he saw was this; a tiny body, a bright yellow, fluffy coat, four paws (the front two had itty bitty mouths on them, of course, but really, what good are those if there is no clay around?), and, if he looked down his nose, WHISKERS!
It was only after he had done this that he looked up to see what had caused him to wake up.
He looked around more carefully, and there were multiple cages surrounding them that were identical to the one that he was in, and they all had CATS in them!
Nearly all of them were meowing their heads off.
Some stirring behind him made him spin his cute little head around to see a blue kitten with exceptionably sharp teeth and three little gill-like markings on either side of his face stand up, yawning so cutely that it made Deidara want to squeal like a little girl.
Until, of course, the other started looking a bit familiar…
Deidara's eyes widened as he recognized it.
"Kisame!" he screamed, making the blue kitten whip his head around wildly, confusion sweeping across the unusually tiny eyes.
"WHERE THE F*** ARE WE!" screamed Kisame kitty.
His shriek made almost all of the other kittens around them, all but one pitch-black one which Deidara expected to be Itachi, spring up, their already fluffy fur standing on end.
Deidara looked wide-eyed at all of them, and began to recognize his team mates: the blue one, Kisame, the red one, Sasori, the purplish one, Konan, the orange and black swirled one, Tobi, the orange with black spots one, Pein, the silver one, Hidan, the black one with almost invisible brown markings that looked strangely like stitches, Kakuzu, the black one, Itachi, and the grey one with half of its face white and the other half black, Zestu.
"HOLY M***** F****** B****! WHAT THE F*** HAPPENED TO ME?" squealed the silver kitten.
Just then, out of nowhere, a fluffy, black paw slapped across Hidan's face so hard, it sent the tiny kitten flying.
Everyone turned to look at the Itachi kitten that had been asleep only a few seconds earlier.
To you and me, he may have looked cuddly and furry, yet, in reality, he was anything but.
To the others, he was angrier looking than the way Kisame looked when his fish had been 'accidently' sacrificed to Jashine by everyone's favorite, and only known, immortal akatsuki Jashinest.
And that's saying something!
"HIDAN YOU B*******! WHAT DID YOU DO NOW!" screeched Itachi.
The Hidan kitten looked back at the enraged kitten, and shrunk into the cage's corner, stuttering "N-n-noth-thing!"
Unfortunately, Itachi didn't believe the silver kittens story, since, in the past, Hidan had been responsible for nearly every single bad thing that had ever happened in the Akatsuki.
The others watched in silence as Itachi wiped out his pint-sized sharingan and sent Hidan into a world of pain that made him collapse onto the floor and appear to have spasms.
As the spasms stopped, all of the other kittens in the cage realized what was going on. White Zetsu's first reaction was to see if Black Zetsu was there.
You can imagine how funny the little kitten looked, running around in panicked circles, with his black half yelling "You IDIOT! What are you doing? You're going to make us sick!"
Kisame sat there, shocked, wondering how he could be both a shark (aka just a giant FISH!) and also be a water fearing, fish EATING cat.
Is this how Zetsu feels? He began to wonder.
Kakuzu was shaking, his head towering over all of the other kittens, and screaming like a frightened little school girl, probably because he had no money pouch on his little furry body. (Snicker)
Deidara was sitting, huddled up in a corner, wondering how this had happened.
Tobi was just prancing around singing "I'm a pretty kitty, yes I AM! I'm such a pretty little bitty kitty, yes I am, la lala!"
…OOOOOOOf course.
All of the others were just standing there, trying to wake up from this horrible, fluffy nightmare.
It was after this had gone on for about half an hour when a woman came into the room that they were in.
From the little kittens' point of view, she looked like she was a one hundred feet tall ninja, when she was about five foot eight ninja in a vet coat in reality.
The lady came in looked around the room for a moment, then called to someone behind the door, "Okay, here are the new kittens. You're going to love them!"
She opened the door a little wider, and a woman and a man walked in, accompanied by a little girl that couldn't have been more than ten and had blond pigtails who was bouncing with excitement.
She ran over to the cage where the akatsuki were, and squealed with delight as she saw the ten strange little kittens in the cage.
"Mommy, Mommy! I want these kittens! Can I please have them? You said that I could have a kitten! And it's only nine more than you said!" she yelled.
"No, Kohaka, you may only pick out one kitten," the woman said, looking tired, yet happy.
The little girl pouted for a moment, looked at the kittens that, by this point, were huddled up in the corner, trying to keep away from the insane, giant girl who looked ever so slightly insane.
The little girl looked over them for about two minutes, and then reached down and, faster than he could react, plucked Kakuzu out of the furry pile (A/N: of DOOM!) and held him up for her parents to look at.
"I want this one!" she screamed happily.
"Okay, honey. If you want it," said the man.
Kakuzu, meanwhile, was trying to resist the urge to shred the girls face with his tiny new claws.
Hidan stopped himself just in time before he insulted Kakuzu, since that would have made him even angrier and even the moron wasn't THAT stupid…
"Please put me DOWN!" Kakuzu growled, but, to his surprise, in fact, to all of the akatsuki's surprise, the girl just squealed "Aw! Listen to his little meow! I'm going to name him Kiki, and we'll be best friends forever!"
It then became apparent to all of the kittens in that cage that they could understand what the people were saying, but the people only heard meows when the kittens tried to speak.
Pein used this knowledge to safely yell to Kakuzu right before he disappeared behind the door "Meet us back here as soon as you can! If not all of us are there, yet, stay there until we all show up!"
Then, as far as they knew, the rest of the akatsuki listened to Kakuzu yell "Got it!" for the last time.
AUTHOR'S NOTE
So how do you guess like my story so far?
I know that I'm not very good at writing, but I'm trying to get better on it.
So please review so that I can make my writing better, but please don't make really mean comments…
Lol! ^.^