NOTE: If this seems out of date, then theres a good reason, look at the date that it was written. So bare with all the out dated catch phrases and the fact that some of the good guys in here arnt good guys anymore and vice versa.
DATE: SEPT 23 2000
Wrestling With Survivor Chapter 1
Your Host:
Mick Foley
Team 1: The Faces The Rock Crash Holly Mikey Whipwreck Yoshihero Tajiri Booker T Chris Jericho Spike Dudley Ric Flair
Team 2: The Heels Vampiro Shane Douglas Edge Chris Benoit Kanyon Lance Storm Justin Credible Kurt Angle
"The setting is a small island in the middle of no where when your host Mick Foley shows up.
"Hello everyone and welcome to Wrestling with Survivor I'm am your host Mick Foley. The concept here is simple The Faces are facing The Heels but not in a wrestling match no that would be to easy but they will face challenge after challenge like the so many castaways have on the popular CBS Show, Survivor in fact this whole thing is exactly like that and what will the winner get? He will get the name of The Ultimate wrestling survivor and a very special treat. Now lets go to the beaches to see how everyone is getting along. Oh yes and one more thing...Have a nice day!" Mick said flashing his smile and giving the good old thumbs up. Meanwhile on The Faces Beach, The Rock looks around and wonders what he ever did to get stuck with a bunch of people like this.
"After looking around at you all The Rock wonders what he ever did wrong to get stuck with a bunch of Jabronis like yourselves." The Rock said mimicking what was said by the author only seconds earlier. The other seven castaways simply look at The Rock and wonder the same thing about him until Booker T speaks up.
"Listen Dawg you just better save all this Drama for yo momma!" Booker said already annoyed The Rock.
"And Just what the hell is that suppose to mean?" The Rock yelled, asking the question that had been on peoples minds ever since Booker first said that lame catch phrase.
"Well... ummmm... it means... ahhhh..." Booker started to scratch his head trying to think of a quick explanation.
"It means he doesn't know!" Crash yelled with grin interrupting Booker T. After Crashs little outburst though he takes off running with Booker T close behind.
"Any ways we gotta get some stuff started out here we need a shelter or something." Jericho suggested.
"And how are we gonna get food I saw Survivor and I sure as hell not eating any Rats!" Spike complained, with the thought of eating a rat. After saying the words "Eating Rats" though Yoshihero
Tajiri Looks up and dances with glee.
"Rats good!" Said Tajri showing that the Japanese stereotype of eating rats was true, or at least it is in his case.
"He didn't just say what I think he did... did he?" Asked Ric Flair with thoughts of being the best wrestler ever constantly dancing around in his mind, eating rats was a far cry from steak.
"Ric you gotta understand Tajiri is from Japan Rats are a popular food over there." Mikey Whipwreck said. If anyone could help them understand Tajiri it would be his tag team partner.
"Yeah and with Raw Fish is a popular food in Japan as well." Said Spike. At this point Booker T finally gives up his chase of Crash and comes back to sit down again.
"Have fun?" Jericho asked with a grin.
"Hey Dawg! Don't hate the player hate the game!" Booker yelled. Once more the whole group looks at Booker T to see if he's all there, even Tajiri who has no idea what was just said.
"Rats good." Tajiri said again showing the only thing he was thinking about.
"Yeah buddy Rats good where gonna get you some of them rats ok." Mikey said with a grin patting Tajiri on the back. Tajiri nods his head in agreement with Mikey while Crash finally comes out of Hiding and sits with the group again.
"Well The Rock says when the hell are you jabronis gonna get off your Roody poo candy asses and find The Rock some food!" The Rock said as if he were royalty. The group all looks at The Rock funny again when Tajiri jumps up.
"I get rats!" Tajiri said with excitement before running off into the woods to look for his next meal.
"I think someone should go help him." Ric said looking, causing the group to turn there attention to Mikey.
"What?" Mikey asked already knowing.
"Well the Jabroni is your tag team partner!" The Rock stated, once more Mikey tried to avoid it though.
"So your point it?" Mikey said.
"The point is we all think you should go after him besides your the only one he listens to." Spike said everyone else in the group nodded there heads in agreement.
"But..." Mikey started to say before realizing it was pointless to argue.
"Just go you... you... you chicken!" Crash yelled.
"Ouch that hurts coming from Crash." Jericho said with a grin.
" Oh all right I'll do it." Mikey said getting up and slowly walking in the woods looking for Tajiri. Meanwhile on the heels beach...
"Edge... Chris Benoit... Vampiro... we are all Canadian I say we separate from the rest of these people and make our own team... Team Canada." Lance Storm suggested. Benoit then looks at Lance Storm with a amused look on his face.
"Your kidding right?" Benoit said still looking amused.
"Yeah that would suck of total Stinktitude!" Edge said making up another word.
"Who gives a damn lets go hunt for food." Vampiro stated jumping up to his feet.
"Bro you mean those rats Bro? No way Bro!" Kanyon said still playing off his gimmick of pretending to be Diamond Dallas Page, ratty looking curly blonde wig and all.
"Yes your surely mistaken if you think that a Olympic Gold Medalist like myself will lower myself to hunting rats." Angle said acting stuck up. Shane Douglas, Chris Benoit and Justin Credible all look at each other like they are the only sane ones there.
"Isn't anyone going to that tree to see what the first challenge is?" Douglas said trying to turn the conversation before Kurt starts talking about himself more.
"Haven't you heard there is no mail tree this time around we all go to some spot on the beach and Foley tells us and the faces what the challenge is then we have to do it without anytime to prepare for it." Justin Cresagle explained annoyed by this little change in the game.
"That doesn't sound to fair." Benoit said.
"Bro I agree with you bro this is a total screw job in the making bro." Kanyon said annoying everyone that much more with each and every "bro".
"Yeah dudes it total Stinkitude!" Edge complained agreeing with everyone else.
"I hope you two don't talk like this the whole way through this thing." Angle said obviously annoyed by every bro that Kanyon muttered and every word that Edge made up.
"Its better then you constant bragging about your stupid gold medal that you wear around you neck!" Storm said complaining about Angle instead.
"I don't brag I just inform you people of it." Angle said with that ever present smug smile of his. The whole group looked at Angle annoyed by his previous statement.
"WE ALL KNOW ALREADY!" Everyone else on the heels beach yelled at the top of there lungs. Angle looked at them up some what sadden after that.
"Well if its a crime to love ones country then I guess I'm guilty of it." Angle said with the same sad smile.
"Hey no one loves there country more then I!" Storm yelled.
"Don't we have to go now for that challenge cause if were late we automatically loose." Vampiro stated just wanting to leave.
"Well I'm not worried its not like It will be I voted off Any ways." Kurt said closing his eyes with that same smug smile again. Once Angle opened his eyes again he sees that every one else is staring at him looking very annoyed and realizes that he might just be in trouble if they loose after all.
"So what are you all waiting for lets go already." Kurt yelled jumping to his feet and running to the challenge area followed by everyone else. Soon both teams are together and Mick Foley appears.
"Hey hows it going everyone?" Foley said with a smile then looked around to see everyone is pretty pissed.
"Ok... The first Challenge is for both teams to pick out a leader and bring a piece a paper to me with the leaders name on it. Oh yes and I will be picking the leader of the loosing team myself now get to work." Foley said.
"Well Its pretty obvious isn't it I am the leader of this group any objections?" The Rock said with a grin.
"Yeah Bro I Think I should be leader." Booker T said.
Hey I'm the nature boy and I have the most experience over you all I should be leader." Flair said throwing his name into the leadership hat, before Crash chipped in himself.
"Well I think-"
"IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU THINK!" The Rock said inturpting Crash. "Ok jabro... err... The Rock means his friends its up to you its a election between me Flair and Booker T. Raise your hands if you want Flair to be the leader." The Rock stated. Flair along with Tajiri raise there hands.
"Well it wont be you Flair. How many think it should be Booker T?" The Rock asked, prompting Booker T, Spike and Tajiri raise there hands.
"Hey Jabroni You already voted for Flair!" The Rock said yelling at Tajiri. The confused Tajiri just looked blankly at The Rock.
"Vote for Rock." Tajiri said.
"Lets continue shall we how many thinks that The Great One should be the leader?" The Rock said now knowing that Tajiri would vote for him as well. The Rock, Jericho, Mikey and of course Tajiri all raised there hands.
"There you go The Rock wins!" The Rock said raising his hands in victory then grabbing the pen and paper Foley supplied to the group and writes his name down before passing it to Crash.
"Ok Jabroni you can run fast take this to Foley and The Rock means now!" The Rock yelled, cashing a scared Crash to take off to Foley with the paper but once he is out of the sight of the others scratches The Rocks name out and writes in his own.
"This will teach that big bully!" Crash said with a smile. Crash then starts to run again to where Foley is hoping that its not to late. Meanwhile the Heels are taking a different approach.
"Hey I'm The ECW World Champ and former Tag Champ I should be leader!" Justin Credable said staking his claim.
"Big Deal I'm a former ECW World and Television Champion, Along with former WWF I.C. Champion and WCW Tag Champion." Shane Douglas said with a grin.
"That's nothing I caught Sting On fire and Hit him 50 feet onto the cold hard concrete nearly ending his career." Vampiro said listing his only acomplishment.
"Bro I was Former WCW Tag Champ bro." Kanyon said.
"Well I am WWF Tag Champ with my brother Christian currently for 2nd time which I just think reeks of Awesomeness." Edge said giving a thumbs up to himself.
"That's nothing I'm Former ECW Tag Champ, Former WCW 100 kilos or less Champ, WCW Saskatchewan Hardcore International Champ and current WCW Canadian Champion." Lance Storm said listing off his titles though with the names he made up instead of the actual ones.
"Well Excuse me but I am a former eurocontial champion which for you morons means I had the WWF I.C. & European belts at the same time I am also The 2000 WWF King Of The Ring, and Less we forget I am also a 1996 Olympic Gold Medalist." Kurt said continuing to be full of himself, the group then gets in a huge argument over who's accomplishments meant the most. Menwhile Crash Holly reaches Foley and hands him the paper.
"Ok The Faces win. Crash you get your team and I'll go get the heels here and I will announce the leaders." Foley said with a smile which was returned by the excited Crash Holly.
"Yes Sir!" Crash said before running back to tell everyone on his team while Foley walked off to collect the heels. Soon Foley has the teams together again.
"Ok guys The Faces have won this contest so the heels will have to vote one of there's off the island tonight at the dreaded tribal council." Foley said making sure to try to sound scary at mention of the words tribal council. The entire group of the heels look then towards Kurt Angle already knowing whos going to go.
"Oh yeah one more thing The leader cannot be voted off until the two teams join together to make one." Foley said causing The Rock to look quite happy.
"Now The leader of the Faces is as this paper says... Crash Holly!" Foley said with a smile, causing Crash to smile smugly for once and The Rocks eyes to widen.
"WHAT? YOU LITTLE JABRONI!" The Rock yelled causing Crash to once more run off as fast as he could this time with The Rock in hot presuit.
"Ha ha ha the little guy is smarter then we gave him credit for!" Jericho said with a grin finding the whole thing funny as hell.
"Now the leader of the heels since I get to pick will be... ummmm... let me think..." Foley said in deep though scratching his chin. Angle then gives Foley a stash of one dollar bills that he had brought with him on the island.
"Here Mick just because your doing a bang up job!" Kurt said with a smile.
"Well I'm not above a bribe much like any other man even if it is just seven bucks! Angle is the leader of the Heels!" Foley proudly announced counting the seven one dollar bills again. Angle then gets a look of pride on his face while the rest of the heels groan in knowing how long they will have to put up with him.
"Ok one more thing what ever the leader says goes so you all gotta listen to them." Foley said which is followed by more groans on the heels side but glee on the faces side.
"This is great Crash is a push over we can all do what ever we want." Spike said.
"Well that's all for now. Tonight will be the first Tribal council and heels it is you who will have to vote someone off the island." Foley said making sure to remind them. Later that night The heels meet Foley for the first Tribal council.
"Ok you guys all saw the hit show on CBS you know what to do." Foley said being to lazy to explain it. With that each of the wrestlers went up and voted after the last vote was in Mick Foley went up and got the pot with the votes.
"Ok lets do this...1st vote... Kurt Angle... 2nd... Kurt Angle... 3rd...Kurt Angle... 4th... Kurt Angle... 5th...Vampiro... 6th... Kurt Angle...7th... Kurt Angle...8th... Kurt Angle... Ok... guys im sorry but your going to have to vote again cause Kurt cant be voted off until the two teams become one remember? Nice try though." Foley said.
"Although we do know who Kurt Voted for right Vampiro?" Edge snickered.
"Yeah... we do" Vampiro said shooting Kurt a angry look.
"Well Im sorry if your not a good role model to the kids like I am." Kurt stated proudly patting himself on the back yet again.
"You know guys Im not getting any younger you gotta vote again before I use my powers as host to vote someone off myself." Foley said making up another bogus rule, though one that certinally worked as Kanyon jumped up and voted right away. Soon all votes were in and Foley started to read them out yet again.
"Right lets try this again... 1st vote... Vampiro..." Foley said. prompting Vampiro to shoot Angle the angry glance again. "2nd vote... Shane Douglas... 3rd... Kanyon... 4th... Kanyon... 5th... Edge... 6th... Shane Douglas... 7th... Chris Benoit... Ok that's 2 votes for Kanyon and two for Shane Douglas... and the final vote is for... Lance Storm... So there a tie..." Foley said sadden by this.
"So now what we gotta vote again?" Edge asked.
"Yes unforcedly we do... actually screw it that will take to long lets just say that Shane was voted off." Foley said with a grin.
"WHAT YOU CANT DO THAT!" Douglas yelled.
"Shane bring your torch here so we can extinguish it." Foley said Shane Douglas grabs the torch and attempts to hit or burn Foley with it until the others hold him back. Foley then extinguishes Douglas' torch and Douglas leaves while giving Mick and his former team mates the finger.
"Ok you can all go back to camp now." Foley said The group now one shorter gets up and leaves for camp again.
"Ok everyone how did you like that? Remember that was just Chapter One Of Wrestling with Survivor how do you like it? Yeah I thought you would feel that way. Well that's all for this chapter my friends sitting at home... Don't forget to review this and come back soon for Chapter 2." Foley proudly stated while waving.
Alright its good to have this back...and with a new format no less. I know some of this might seem to be out dated but hell the way I see it good writing never goes out of date and with the success that this fic had before I know its good. Any ways leave a review and tell me what you think.
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-T Bond