Okay, this is a fic I started for a challenge over on Cipher by SeedOfSeduction. I don't remember the exact words, but it's basically Harry and his friends are living together after the war. He and Draco are constantly fighting, so their friends decide to make them a couple. Must include the phrase "I think I prefer them fighting." Something like that. So, here you go!


"Why'd you have to go after her? I know you saw me looking at her!" Harry shouted.

"Hello, she was looking right at me! Besides, you're the one who didn't go after her! I saw my chance, and I took it!" Draco shouted back.

"I don't care, Malfoy! You knew I was gonna get her, yet you went after her, fucked her, and then came back to me like there was nothing wrong!"

"Listen, Potter. It's your fault that you didn't get her. I'm free to go after whoever the fuck I want!"

"You think we should stop them?" Ron whispered to Hermione.

"I don't think so. The last time you did, you ended up with a broken nose and all your hair cut off," Hermione whispered back. Ron winced as he remembered when Harry and Draco both turned on him and hexed him.

"I don't think we should just stand here, though. Should we leave?" Ron whispered.

"You're such an ass, Malfoy! How could I have ever thought you changed?" Harry shouted, stomping up the stairs.

"You're the one who's the Gryffindor! Use some of that god damn bravery!" Draco shouted back.

"Uh… I think we should get going…" Hermione said slowly

"No, it's fine. He'll get over it, he always does," Draco said, rubbing his head.

"No, really, we should leave. We have to go to that…" Ron looked to Hermione, pleading for help with his eyes.

"Meeting with the Order! Right! We're supposed to be finding the last Death Eaters," Hermione said.

"Alright, I'll see you guys later,"

"You're the one who's the Slytherin! Use some of that cunning to NOT GET CAUGHT!" Harry shouted.

Ron and Hermione Apparated out of the house.


"I'm so sick of them fighting! I mean, I stopped fighting with Malfoy, so Harry can too…right?" Ron said. They were standing in a park about 3 miles away from their home.

"It's almost all they do now! If they're not fighting, they're going to clubs! They really need to find something else to do."

"Maybe they should get someone to go steady with? That way they won't see each other as much."

"That's it Ron! You're brilliant!" Hermione shouted.

"What?"

"We could get them to date each other!"

"What!"

"Think about it! They're both bi, they both love going to clubs, and they already live together!"

"I really don't think-"

"We just need to find some way to get them together."

"Maybe we should-"

"I got it! I remember Lavender telling me about some attraction spell. It makes two people lust after each other, and the spell only stops after they've gone all the way. It's not illegal since it doesn't impair judgment, and I think I still have the book! Lavender gave it to me as a birthday present one year. Come on!"

"Hermione, are you sure-" Hermione had already grabbed his arm and Apparated back to their home. Ron sighed.


They came back to the house to find that Draco wasn't in the room. They could barely hear shouting in Harry's bedroom. "Draco must've gone into Harry's room and put up a Silencing Charm," Hermione said. "Come on, I think I have the book in our room." Hermione ran up the stairs, with Ron right behind her.

"Hermione, wait," Ron said as they entered the bedroom. "Maybe we shouldn't do this. We should find some other way of getting them to stop fighting."

"Fine, Ron. If you can think of another way, I'd love to hear it. Until then, I'm going to do the attraction spell." Hermione started reading the titles of books on her bookshelf. After a while, Hermione whispered, "Aha!" She pulled a book of the shelf and sat down on the bed. The book was titled Love, Lust, and Jealousy.

"Are you sure about-"

"Shush, Ron. I think I found it. It says that the spell must be performed while the two are in the same room. The spell won't work if the two are completely against dating each other. But they're both bi, so it's not a problem. Ok…the spell is 'Illecebra amplificare'. Do you want to come?"

"Wait! You're doing it now?"

"Of course. Why not?"

"What if you get it wrong?"

"I won't. Now come on." Hermione grabbed Ron's arm and dragged him over the Harry's bedroom. They were still shouting. Hermione put a finger to her lips and opened the door just enough to see Draco and Harry. Hermione did the wand movements and whispered, "Illecebra amplificare." A very light pink light shot out of her wand and coiled around Harry's and Draco's body. They didn't notice it because they were too busy shouting at each other. "Come on," Hermione whispered, pocketing her wand and walking back to their room. They both got ready for bed and went to sleep.


Ron woke up to the sound of rain. It was pouring heavily, and flashes of lightning could be seen. He got out of bed and went into the bathroom. He brushed his teeth and stripped his clothes, getting ready to take a shower. He didn't hear that the shower was on, or the moans.

When he pulled the shower curtain open, he was instantly awake. His eyes widened as he saw Harry and Draco. Draco was covered in soap and his head was thrown back into the jet of the shower, his face in pure bliss. Harry was on his knees, his mouth pumping Draco's cock, with his hand pumping his own cock. Draco had his hands fisted in Harry's hair. Ron stood there with his mouth open, when Draco came. He moaned as Harry milked him and finished himself off. Harry stood up and kissed Draco, their tongues meeting.

They didn't notice Ron until after they pulled apart. Harry and Ron stared at each other awkwardly. "What do you want, Weasley? We're busy." Draco pulled the curtain closed, and Ron could hear more kissing noises. Ron put on a bathrobe and ran out of the room.

"Hermione!" he shouted, shaking her.

"What do you want, Ron?" Hermione murmured sleepily.

"How long was the spell supposed to take to get them together?"

"It depends on how much they're already attracted to each other. It usually takes around 3 days before they start doing anything."

"3 days!"

"What's the hurry?"

"There is no hurry! I just saw them in the shower."

"So?"

"Together!" Hermione was completely awake by now.

"What! That's nearly impossible! They would have had to already like each other! Are you sure?"

"I don't think I would daydream them going at it in the shower!"

"…Really?" Hermione had a dreamy expression on her face.

"Really! It was disgusting! Draco had his hands in Harry's hair, and Harry was… but Draco was…ewww!" Hermione had a smirk on.

"That sounds…kinda hot."

"What! You think that's hot?"

"You know…I wouldn't mind trying it myself…"

"Ugh… I think I prefer them fighting."


Illecebra amplificare – To amplify attraction

A/N:

Alright, so that's it for the challenge. I've already decided to continue it, but theplot is really shaky, and I could use some help. So review and tell me what you think, as well as any ideas you have!