The Most Crazy,Fun-Filled Road Trip in the .

Hi! Ohmygosh,this is my first Glee fanfic. I'm so excited. C: Anyways... I don't own Glee (sadly), but if I did, my babies (Warblers) would be sweet and innocent and pure and little balls of sunshine. Aaaaaaannnnddd,the couples would be really weird. I don't own any of the places in this story either! Alright,ON WITH THE GLEE. (Oh,and this is set in the second season.)

Chaos. That's what described McKinley High's choir room on Friday afternoon. Quinn Fabray and Sam Evans had walked into the room, hand in hand, to find...a group of yelling teenagers and a very distressed looking . The couple surveyed the room, noticing a couple things. Lauren Zizes was sitting on a figure in a navy blue blazer. Rachel Berry was swearing at a average height brunette and a tall,muscular blonde. Kurt Hummel was trying to hold Santana Lopez back from lunging at a young man with slicked back black hair. The rest were shouting out various insults while the blazer clad young men were looking very nervous and frightened.

" Mr. Schue? Uhm...what's going on?" Sam gestured to the feud. held up a finger to shush him. Quinn couldn't take the screaming anymore,so she stood on the piano, after letting go of Sam's hand, and screamed so she could be heard.

"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU YELLING ABOUT? RACHEL,SIT YOUR ASS DOWN. LAUREN, GET OFF THE WARBLER. SANTANA, CALM YOUR JUICES."

They all did as told. Noone liked getting on Quinn's bad side, not even when she's mellowed down. Quinn glared at all of them and hopped off the piano. Sam took her hand again. The couple took a seat. looked bewildered for a second before opening his mouth to speak.

"Alright,show choirs, you must be wondering why we are here. Why I've gathered you all here is because I have planned a special road trip to help us...um...bond." Mercedes gaped at him.

"Say what? , competing with these prep schoolers was fine, but seriously? What if they're here to like..spy?" Murmers from the New Directions filled the room. Rachel nodded, determined to put a stop to the trip.

"I agree with Mercedes. Sure, Kurt is all "chummy" with them, but how should we know we can trust them?" Kurt gave an exasperated sigh.

"Rachel, I assure you, Blaine and the rest of the Warblers have nothing up their sleeves. I swear on my new Burberry jacket."

"Just because Anderson here is your new boy-toy doesn't mean the rest of them are. I just wonder how much kinky shit you two get up to in your bedr-" Santana was cut off by Schue.

"No. We are going on this trip. No exceptions, got that?" The room was silent for a moment before Tina's quiet voice broke it.

"Fine. But if they even dare to mess with us, we're going to let Santana go all Lima Heights on them." sighed before a grin streched on his face.

"So it's settled. We're going on a New Warblers road trip!"

"Your puns are idiotic. And stop smiling. You look like a jack-o-lantern that uses whale fat to gel up his hair," Rachel commented, obviously annoyed. The New Directions and Warblers scattered to go home, leaving Schue alone with his thoughts.

This was going to be terrible.

Alright. Done with the first chapter! Yay! C:

Next chapter is the beginning of the chaos: PACKING.

Please Review. I love 'em. ~Michelle. C: