Phase one - Getting The Job Done

NikkiBear: had this random idea in the shower :3 hope you enjoy. this couple needs more love!

It was a cold dark night with moon barely peeking out from behind the grey clouds. The sky was clear, the stars dim in their brightness. Darkness crept throughout campus like shadows.

Perfect for a thief...
Or in this case.. Hanabusa Aidou to pull some stupid prank.

The blond vampire snickered into his hand as he stared at his opened package. He snickered some more when he read what was written on the bottle.

Super Sticky Glue

This glue is the most stickiest in all the vampire and human world! Using the latest science to make it extremely resistant and strong has made it perfect for building, repairs and more! Give it 1-2 hours for it to harden. Get it today~

One known glue remover, if needed please call this number :- - -)
email us at SSGworld

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He didn't bother reading the ingredients, partly because the words were too difficult to understand and pronounce for that matter. So he opened the top and looked inside, it smelt strangely sweet like strawberries and looked like white goo. He mixed it around with a pencil. It was thick and smooth, "Oh wow this'll be perfect.." he whispered to himself as he thought of how his genius plan would go about.

The reason for this...'plan' of his was because a certain ex-human had insulted and humiliated him the other day and the blond still felt sour about it. He was known to hold childish grudges over pointless things. It wasn't as if he could help it though.

Anyways, it happened like this...

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Screaming and girly squealing could be heard throughout the school. Mobs and crowds of teenage girls screamed as their favorite night class students walked by them in a line. Yuuki struggled to keep them in one place but they were like wild animals. They kept this up until a silver haired teen crossed his arms in annoyance, a scowl on his face as he glared at them with harsh eyes, "Get. Back. NOW!" he shouted at them.

The air went silent as the fangirls (and fanboy!) trembled in fright.

Yuuki breathed a sigh of relief before smiling, "Thanks Zero!"

"IDOL SENPAAIIII!"

"KYAAA HE LOOKED AT ME!"

"KAWAII!"

Zero's silver eyebrow twitched, "God... they never shut up do they." he pinched the bridge of his nose as he felt an oncoming headache.

"That's no way to talk about these lovely ladies," he winked at a redhead making her faint, "Is it Kiryuu?" an annoying voice called out (but to Zero everything was annoying)

Without even looking up, Zero replied, "You have bad taste Hanabusa. Well I guess that's not new or anything."

The sapphire eyed vampire was about to retort angrily but he tripped over a rather large rock and fell ontop of his poor cousin Kain.

The vampires ahead looked back as they heard a THUMP land on the ground.

Zero crossed his arms again, his head cocked to the side with a neutral look on his face. He watched as Aidou struggled to get up but couldn't and ended up resembling a flopping fish. Then Zero's lips smirked a little, "What, the girls weren't enough for you?"

"HUH!?" the blond shouted making Kain wince at his loud voice, Oh boy... and the bickering begins ...- Kain thought.

"I see...you're going gay for your cousin."

"NO! WHAT THE HELL-"

"That's alright, I'll leave you to it. Don't wanna interrupt or anything..." Zero shook his head and rolled his light lavender eyes as he ignored shouts from the blond behind him. Too damn easy. he thought as he made his way back to Yuuki.

Finally, Aidou got on his feet. What embarrassed him was that the girls were staring silently at him. But what really embarrassed him was that Kaname-sama was also looking at them. His face heated up like a tomato. He began to argue with Kain about Zero and how he was such an asshole.

Kaname and the other vampires rolled their eyes and kept walking. For them, this was just another occurrence.

In the background, fangirls could be heard screaming something about 'yaoi'...

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Aidou grit his teeth at the memory and fisted his fingers, his face red.

Well to him it wasn't a another occurrence! For him this meant REVEEEEENGE!

No need to get mad again! Because he was totally gonna get that jerk of a prefect back.

Tonight...

Mwa...ha...HAHAHAHAAAA!

So Aidou locked his room door and hid the bottle in his jacket pocket, making sure it wouldn't spill. He then opened his window and jumped gracefully to the grassy ground below him like a cat. He then used his vampire speed to dash from tree to tree until he made it to Cross's house, a human could only describe as a black blur.

He stood behind the headmaster's house and lowered his aura so no one could detect it and get curious. Cuz that would ruin my whole plan! he thought in his mind. He dove into a bush as the door creaked opened and he saw Cross and Yuuki drag a grumpy Zero into a black Jeep. Aidou had planned before (amazing right?) he had overheard Yuuki beg Zero into going shopping in town that Friday saying she absolutely needed some dresses, and Cross tagged along because he wanted to bond with his 'children'. So the blond vampire took the opportunity of the empty house to sneak in without getting caught. Pretty damn smart huh?

The headmaster and daughter shoved Zero into the car before speeding down the road, singing all the way. Aidou snickered into his hand before opening the front door. To his pleasant surprise and luck, they had left it open! Probably that airhead Yuuki or Cross. Aidou closed the front door swiftly behind him and began creeping up the stairs where he believed Zero's room to be.

He saw a pink door, Yuuki's room.

So he kept looking until he spotted a rather plain looking door, Kiryuu's... he grinned to himself. He looked around, as if the ex-human would pop up and shoot him the chest with his Bloody Rose, when he saw no such thing happening he opened the door carefully. It swung open silently. Aidou slipped inside and shut that door too.

Wow.. he thought, what a boring room. It was simple really. A white bed with white walls, brown drawers and wardrobe, a small wooden night table with a couple of trinkets and a tissuebox. Hanging on the windows were black curtains.

Now...

The blond looked around.

He just had to find something worth gluing.

He looked through drawers and drawers until he found exactly what he was looking for. He chuckled mischieviously as he began his one task for the prank.

This'll show that stupid Level E! he thought in satisfaction as he used the glue to committ his crime.

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The front door slammed open, startling the blond out of his task. Muffled voices were heard from downstairs.

"..Zero! It wasn't my fault that dog attacked you!" a voice Aidou recognized to be Yuuki's called out.

"Shut up!" Zero growled, "I didn't want to go in the first place!" he said as he began stomping up the stairs.

"Uh oh." Aidou whispered, his heart pounding. That was his cue to leave. He dashed to the window, flinging it open. He froze as he glanced at the drawer. He smirked and jumped out.

The only evidence of his deed was the billowing, black curtain.

TBC...

NikkiBear: :3 hoped u liked this random fic. R&R for more~~ reviews help fuel this unpopular couples love!