There Can Be Only One!
Robert Mercer, AKA Bobert, AKA good Bobert
Vs
Adam Wesker, AKA Sarge, Aka Evil Bobert, Aka Artie, Aka Wesker II
Scenario 1: real world
"Mercer…"
"Adam…"
The two boys were similar, but very different at the same time, lets start with clothing!
Adam was wearing black jeans and a black trench coat type thing that he had inherited from his father, Albert Wesker.
Mercer was wearing a brown hoody and blue jeans, he had brown hair that was in a crew cut and he was just a little chubby.
Adam on the other hand was thin, with long brown hair that was hanging down into his face.
Anyone who had known those two would have seen the strange similarity between them; they were both the same height, both had brown hair, and both had similar facial features: the simliarity ended there.
Though alike in looks, they were completely different people in personality; Bobert was kind-hearted, generous and selfless. Adam was dark, and was cold to people he didn't care for.
They had grown up together, and now they had discovered that they were somehow half brothers. But in a world with so little living room left, there could be only one.
The two teenage boys stood facing each other in the hallway of their high school with their fists clenched.
"I never would of thought that you would turn out to be my evil half brother." Said Bobert.
"And I never would of thought that you would live this long…" Replied Adam.
"Oh well, time to die Bobert!" Explained Adam as he drew a knife.
"WTF, were did you get a knife?" asked Bobert.
"Well, I am writing this story so…I WIN!" yelled Adam before charging at Bobert and impaling him in the stomach.
Bobert coughed up blood as his eyes rolled back into his forehead.
Then they both burst out laughing.
"Okay, scenario one complete, now we get serious!"
Scenario 2: Naruto world
"Mercer-kun." Said Adam as he approached Bobert.
"Adam-kun." Replied Bobert as he drew a kunai knife.
"Shinnee!" (Die in Japanese) yelled Bobert as he threw the knife at Adam.
Adam only smiled before using a body flicker technique to dodge and effectively reappear behind Bobert.
A shapeless ball of electricity appeared in Adam's hand.
"Chidori!" Cried Adam before thrusting the jutsu at Bobert, who managed to dodge just in time.
"So that's how it'll be eh…" said Bobert before he performed several hand seals. " Shadow clone jutsu!"
Then hundreds of Boberts appeared from puffs of white smoke. They all drew kunai knives and charged at Adam.
"Son of a…" Adam didn't have time to finish his sentence as he was forced into battle against several hundred Bobert clones. They attacked one at a time first, but then they all just piled on top of Adam.
"Amaterasu!" came a cry from under the pile of Boberts, followed by black flames engulfing the clones, and to the original Bobert's horror, out walked Adam; Mangekyo sharingan activated and glowing.
"I thought I told you Mercer-kun, against my eyes, you will never win."
"I'll gouge your eyes out!" yelled Bobert as he ran at Adam.
"Susanoo."
A giant red warrior grew around Adam, Bobert stopped in his tracks.
Then Bobert did something strange.
"Kami…hami…HA!" yelled Bobert before a massive beam of blue energy shot through the Susanoo and through Adam.
Bobert approached the dying Adam.
"Wtf, that move's from dragon ball Z, how did you use that?"
"Both Naruto and Dragon Ball Z are Japanese Anime shows, I win this round."
"Screw…you…" said Adam as he died.
Scenario 3: Harry Potter World
"Mercer, I can finally have my revenge." Said Adam, who was wearing a black robe, to Bobert, who was wearing a british school uniform and had a lightening shaped scar on his…NOSE?
(Kid sitting at a laptop typing) "Tee hee, I messed with Harry Potter's appearance."
"You killed my parents!" yelled Bobert.
"No, that was Voldemort; I just killed your pet snail: Bobert the second."
Bobert held back tears. "You killed lil' bobby!"
"Well actually all I did was eat him, he wasn't that tasty."
"Stupify!" yelled Bobert as a red orb shot from his wand.
Adam dodged it by front flipping over it. "Sectumsempra!"
"Holy shit!" cried Bobert as he just barely dodged the horrific spell.
"Since when did you use Dark spells?" asked Bobert.
"Since now, Avada Kedavra!" yelled Adam as he shot the green killing curse from his wand and at Bobert.
Bobert cast his own spell, right before he died, the Cheering Charm, forcing Adam to laugh without end for the next 5 hours, eventually laughing so hard that his heart stopped and he died.
Scenario 4: Star Wars
"Mercer, join me and you will experience a power that the jedi will never understand."
"Never, I'll never join you!" cried Bobert before he charged at Adam, Lightsabre in hand.
"Fool." Simply said Adam before he rasied a hand and shot blue electricty at him.
"Ah, that feels good…" said Bobert.
"WTF, STFU and Die!" said Adam to Bobert, who apparently was enjoying getting electrocuted to death.
"I'm using the mind trick." Said Bobert before he raised his hand.
Adam's body went limp and he was under Bobert's control.
"Now, stand on one foot."
Adam stood on one foot.
"HA, now rub your belly and touch your nose!"
"Fuck you!" Said Adam before he put Bobert in a force chokehold.
Then Bobert died.
Final Scenario: Glee
"WHY WON'T MY LEGS MOVE!" yelled Adam as he punched his legs.
"Because you're Artie you idiot." Mocked a brown haired girl.
"Who the hell are you?" Asked Adam/Artie.
"I'm Bobert you moron, HOLY SHIT WHY DO I HAVE BOOBS?" screamed a female bobert.
"HAHAHAHAHA, you must be Rachel Berry!" Laughed Adam/Artie.
"Shut up, oh, my voice is so high…I feel…moody." Said Rachel/Bobert.
"What's wrong?"
"I don't know," He/She then started crying, "Nobody at glee club really appreciates me!"
"Wtf?"
He/She's face then grew red with anger.
"This is all YOUR fault!" Bobert/Rachel yelled. "If you hadn't written this STUPID story, I never would have had to become a girl!"
"What are you talking about?" said a Very confused Adam/Artie.
"I WANT CHOCOLATE!" screamed Bobert/Rachel. "NOW!"
"Okay, okay, just stop acting weird." Said Adam/Artie as he dragged his half paralyzed body towards the vending machine.
"I'm sorry!" cried Bobert/Rachel. "You don't have to do that."
"You really are having some crazy mood swings, are you sure you're not sick or something?"
"I'LL KILL YOU!" Screamed Bobert/Rachel as He/She ran at Adam/Artie, his/her nails grew and became manicured.
"Oh Shit!" yelled Adam as he began to crawl away. "I need a wheelchair."
Just then a curly haired boy ran on all fours towards Adam/Artie.
"wtf?"
"Get on!"
"Who the fuck are you?"
"Tomar/Wheelchair!"
"FML"
Scenario 5: end game
"Mercer!"
"Adam!"
"Spongebob!" yelled spongebob.
Adam pulled out a shotgun and blasted the sponge's face off.
"continuing…"said Adam
Just then a gunshot rang out in the distance.
"who was that?" asked Bobert before his had exploded.
Adam first looked at Bobert's corpse, then to the left, then the right.
"I wi-" said Adam before his head exploded as well.
Up on a hilltop, far away sat George Lucas(creator of Star Wars), J.K. Rowling(Writer of Harry potter), Masashi Kishimoto(creator of Naruto), plus Ryan Murphy, Brad Falchuk, and Ian Brennan(creators of Glee).
All of them were holding sniper rifles…
Then Lucas pointed one in a random direction and, oh shi-
June 17, 2010
Adam Wesker was found dead with a bullet wound to the head lying on his laptop.
Several Cuban nationals have been charged with the murder.
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TO BE CONTINUED?