A/N: HELLO PEOPLE!
Aoki: Hi...
Anoki: You're no fun. Anyhow, we're Aoki and Anoki, the Irish Twins. Don't ask why we'reIRISH twins. It's just fun.
Aoki: And Anoki is a year older than me.
Anoki: Yes I am.
Aoki: Anyhow, this is our firststory. Our pride and joy.
Anoki: Our child. Our very screwed up child...
Aoki: Just keep quiet, will you?
Anoki: Because you said that, I won't.
Aoki: Well, anyhow... (Trying to cut Anoki off) You just sit down and enjoy the story while I eat popcorn and laugh at your stupid looks brought on by the stupidity of our story. Ha. Ha.
Anoki: And isn't our title just GREAT! It's SO misleading! This looks like a serious story, but in REALITY!...
Aoki: IT SO ISN'T.
Anoki and Aoki: DISCLAIMER!
Disclaimer: Naruto and Co. belong to Masashi Kishimoto. We want Itachi, but we can't have him...YET. Sachi, Sky and Rin is ours though...And don't ask about Rin, she'll come in a few...Hundred...Chapters. Yay.
Outside the sun was shining brightly. It was the first day of school for students all over Canada, and that was no exception for the students in the University in Ottawa, the country's capital city.
Rays of light poured into one room in particular; a room that held two girls that were alike and yet different in their own way. One was a tall girl around the height of 6'8'', but in the future she would hit the final height of 7'2''. But that is unimportant. She had black hair splayed about on the light blue pillow her head rested on, and behind those pale lids were emerald green eyes with the deadliest glare you will ever see. She also had a relatively...Large ass, but never say this to her face unless you want to be introduced to her lovely mouth.
In the bed on the other side of the room was a much shorter girl, a regular height for an eighteen-year-old, and trying to hide away from the infernal sun that was trying to proclaim morning. Light blue hair was tangled and the mess of hair was the only part of her that you could actually see. If her eyes had been open, you would've seen a slightly darker version of her blue hair.
Suddenly, as if God Himself had decided that these girls were lazy asses that abuse to get themselves out of bed now before they were late, the alarm clock started shrilling as loud as humanly possible and then some, making the tall girl, Sachi Itsumi, and the blue haired girl, Sky Midori, jump out of their beds with twin, 'AHHH!'s, falling onto their back or in Sachi's case her head, both glaring openly at the happily screaming mechanical contraption that they decided Satan had created just to torture them for his morning entertainment.
"Damn thing." Sachi muttered, lifting her leg and slamming her toe lightly onto it, making the thing finally shut up. This put the taller girl in an even MORE awkward position, but she was a dancer, making her flexible, so she wasn't even hurting. And if she was, she was damn good at hiding her pain.
"It may be a damn thing, Sachi-chan, but it's telling us that we have fifteen minutes to have a shower, get dressed, have our teeth brushed and eat something before we get our duffel bags and go to the lovely dorms in the University of Ottawa...Which starts in an hour." Sky said smartly, sitting up and looking at the girl who looked like she was now sitting upside down. "And you might want to sit on that rather large butt of yours before you kill your spine or something."
"First of all, no comments on the work of art," Sachi muttered, pointing to her insulted butt, before flipping over and standing up, stretching out her arms. "Second of all, that thing is ten minutes slow..." She blinked, then ran to the bathroom. "SHOT GUN SHOWER!"
"DAMN YOU, YOU BIG ASSED SON OF A BITCH!"
"Don't insult my gender and my mother!"
"YOU DON'T HAVE A MOTHER!"
Sachi's head poked out of the door. "Iruka-Daddy could be my mother, he's so...House wife-ish."
"Just take the damn shower already."
"Kay."
And that was how Sachi and Sky's LOVELY morning started.
Their house was relatively nice and, well... Un-used. Before they had met each other, Sachi had lived with her 'father'. A.K.A. The person that found her after her parents passed away: Iruka. Sky however, had lived not with a parent, but with a 'brother'. A.K.A. The person that found her after her friends, which found her after HER parents had passed away: Naruto... They hadn't lived in it for long, about a summer, but it was a home.
Small and quaint, it was light blue with a white roof. Only one floor, but Sachi and Sky discovered their attic was freaking HUGE and that was mainly used as the 'second floor'. So, not only has this mis-matched duo not seen their 'family' in over two months, but they hadn't really seen anyone. They saw no use in going out except for beer, hang-over medicine, and food. You can guess who wants what...
In a few parahraphs...
"Know what?" Sachi muttered as they got into her car, theur stuff in the trunk. Her hair was still wet and was stringy, sticking to her skin as she adjusted her green tank top, black shorts fading and her black flip flops dangling hff her toes for a moment before she kicked them off, scooted them to the back seat, and placed her feet on the pedals. She looked over at Sky.
"What?"
"I hate mornings."
"Oh, how intelligent of you, Sachi! You're the smartest person in the WORLD!"
"And you need to learn how to become less of a grouch in the morning!"
"YOU STOLE THE BLACK COFFEE!"
"You're not old enough to handle black coffee!"
"WHY ARE YOU?"
"Well, let's see. I'm three years older than you, little miss 18, making me 21, making me eligible to handle black coffee!"
"And dry sake...And beer...And wine...And anything with alcohol..."
"Shut up."
"Whatever."
A few minues passed in silence as they drove down the highway, making their way to the school.
"I hate mornings."
"Shut up."
"We're lost aren't we?"
"Of course not! We just don't know where we are!" Sachi said, shoving a map at her. "Look at that thing."
"Why can't you?"
"I don't understand it."
"...Why not?"
"Sachi?"
"...It's in Spanish."
Sky hit her head on the dash board.
"Usted es el idiota más grande que he satisfecho siempre."
"Me no understand, señora pain in my neck."
Sky sighed. "You're the biggest idiot I have ever met. Anyhow, turn right."
"Kay!"
"And we're here!" Sachi said, punching a fist into the air as she hoped out almost an HOUR later.
"Did you go see Lee last night for ANY STRANGE REASON WHATSOEVER? Or are you just COMPLETELY wasted and really good at hiding it? 'Cause you seem pretty damn happy to be in school again."
"Well, I know Lee's having a party in two days, but no, I didn't see him. And have you seen me drink my regular bottle of sake today? NO. So both of your guesses are incorrect, my small friend."
"I'm not small. I'm normal. You're the freak."
"That hurt." An unfamiliar voice said, and both girls looked back at the unfamiliar person--Okay, Sachi didn't really recognize the guy. Sky sure did, though, apparently.
"OH MY GOD, NARUTO-KUN!"
"Oh my God my EARS! THE PAIN!" Sachi said, clapping her hands over her ears at the shrill shriek of her azure-haired friend. "Are you trying to make me deaf?"
"Maybe."
"WHAT?"
"Nothing!" Sky then turned back to Naruto, and promptly glomped him, making him fall on the ground of the parking lot. "I'VE MISSED YOU SO MUCH!" She squeeled, rubbing her cheek against his shirt.
"You moved in with somebody else..."
"I met Sachi, my best friend that is FEMALE!"
"What's wrong with being male?" He asked, crossing his arms snobbishly.
"I don't have to get completely dressed before leaving the washroom."
"Damn straight!"
"She has the worst mouth ever. I warn you now." Sky then climbed off of Naruto, and helped him up to his feet. "So, you go to this school, too? That's totally sick!"
"Yup. First day. I guess you guys' are going here too?"
"Sachi's been in University before, but this is her first time in Ottawa. So I suppose so."
"FUCK! MY TOE!" Sachi yelled, hopping up and down, glaring at her suitcase.
"Did you drop the suitcase?"
"HELL YES! What a bitch!"
Naruto openly stared, and Sky turned to look at him. "Yeah...I warned you about her mouth. It's really bad..."
"Dude, I wasn't staring at the fact that she swore." He went to point at her...Bottom area. Okay her 'ass' area. "That's one HUGE-"
"DON'T SAY IT." Sky clapped a hand over his mouth before he could finish that sentence, and Sachi blinked, before she went back to unloading the luggage, AKA: The Bitches and Bastards that Break your Toes. Oh boy.
"Anyhow, I guess I'll see ya later, Sky? Sachi?"
"What are you talking about?" Sachi asked, leaning back against the now closed trunk of her black car. "You're free labour. Pick up our luggage boy, you're helping!"
"What?"
"NOW!"
"NOO!"
"Tsunade-san! Good to see you!" Sachi exclaimed, rushing over and hugging the blonde woman with the largest set of breasts you've ever seen. Oh, Sachi was blunt. Very blunt. More blunt than the bluntest of knives.
"It's good to see you too, Sachi-chan, Sky-chan." Tsunade said, patting Sachi's back. Sachi smiled, and hugged her a bit tighter, making Tsunade gasp, before she pushed the girl off of her, and sighed softly, cracking her knuckles. "Anyhow, I'm glad you guys could come. We don't have a room for you yet, so you're going to stay in the teacher's lounge for a while. I guess free labor ((AKA: Naruto)) can put your stuff on the couch in there. Today we have no classes, it's just a big assembly and then a tour and you trying to figure out where the hell you're going to go when you need to get to your classes. I'll talk to you later, I'm going to go save the girls in the change rooms from Jiraiya."
"He's here too?" Sky asked as Naruto stumbled over to the couch, tripped over his own feet, and dropped their stuff beside said destination. Good enough. "Shouldn't he be in jail for sexual harassment?"
Tsunade nodded. "Yes, regrettably so. And no, he got a pardon. I hope you don't have to take a class with him."
"What does he teach?"
"Spanish." Sachi and Sky both blinked, recognizing the language that their map was in. They then both shook their heads. "Good, good, that's wonderful to know. Anyhow, have fun, Sachi-chan, please, PLEASE, don't break anything, and oh yeah--Make yourselves at home." She then waved, and walked out. Sachi smiled, clapping her hands together and rubbing them evilly, making Naruto break into a nervous sweat.
"LET'S DO THIS!"
"OKAY!"
"God, give me strength." Naruto whispered as he was dragged away by the almost in-humanly tall female. "A LOT OF STRENGTH!"