Pepe potter and the harem stone:
Pepe was your average 16 year old boy: eating, sleeping and Xbox was his life. Until one day, when Harry styles emerged from his closet and taught pepe potter of his secretive harem power. "close your eyes and believe in the fairies!" said Harry styles with his strong English accent. Once pepe potter did this however, he realized that he was anorexic and had low self esteem. "It will be ok" pepe thought as his green emo hairstyle with black highlights blowed away (as it was a wig).
It as that moment when he realized he had no hair and that his parents (peepee and poopoo) had actually forced a wig on him. He hated them. Because of his lack of hair, pepe was forced to join the prestigious school for bold harem and reverse harem collectors. This school was called warthog.
Pepe pooper truly believed that he would acquire only the strongest prowess in harem abilities and become the almighty priminister, and pornstarch, PONLAD TRUMPSTER TRUCK. "I'm soooo nervous" pepe whispered as he bumped into two people. One of them was a beautiful winged girl with huge breastikles and the other was a manly man who looked very manly man man. "WATCH WHERE YA GOING!" they both said in unison
"I'm sorry" pepe moaned
"Well...I suppose you look like you are sorry..." they said
"sorry a bout that! I'm spidder" spidder cheered whilst her passive boobstickles bounced
"and...I'm...moth" moth said like the manly manly tsundere he is (totally not a shota)
"let's be friends..."