What England says:
France, your house is a disgrace!
You and I need it clean it!
Look at the clothing on the floor!
No clothing on the floor!
We need to clean it right now!
What France hears:
France blah blah blah blah!
You and I blah blah blah!
Blah blah blah blah on the floor!
No clothing blah blah blah blah!
Blah blah blah right now!
Young Canada one day asks France, "Dad, what's a penis?"
So France unzips his pants and says, "Well, Canada, this, is a penis, a perfect penis."
The next day Canada goes up to America, pulls down his pants and says, "This is a penis, a perfect one would be three inches shorter."
Germany is by the side of the road and Austria sees him and picks him up. Germany sees a paper bag in the car and asks what's in it.
"It's a bottle of wine." Says Austria. "I got it for my wife, Hungary."
"Good trade," Replies Germany.
England asks America, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get six!"
A short time later America comes back with six cartons of milk.
England asks him, "Why the hell did you buy six cartons of milk?"
He replied, "They had eggs."