Oh my, a story in the DWP fandom that is NOT a Mirandy!? Blasphemy. Ah well, I'm one of the few that like Andy/Emily and even Andy/Serena. Also I got a few requests for this particular pairing so yeah here we go...


Chapter 1

Emily Carlton, long suffering first assistant to the one and only editor & chief of the famous fashion magazine Runway, Miranda Priestly, strode into the outer office and absentmindedly flicked on the light switch. She sighed in a toxic mixture of defeat, fatigue, and frustration. It'd been right at nine o' clock and just as she was finishing up tying the laces on an emerald green teddy when Miranda called. Apparently Stacy, Beth, or whatever her bloody name was, decided to skip town right before the book was due. Cow. How dare she ruin her evening like this. Well, at least the girl would be some vendor's problem now.

Emily glanced down at her cluttered desk and sighed. She'd forgotten to clean her desktop, again which meant she was going to receive another purse of the lips, again. Joy. The brit plopped down in a chair and inhaled deeply to calm her frizzled nerves only to crinkle her nose in disgust when the faint scent of chemicals hit her nostrils.

The janitor must have just left, she concluded. Well, thank God for small miracles and all that because the last thing she wanted to do right now was chat it up with some greasy haired gnit about cleaning supplies.

"Hey babe, whatcha doing?" Emily screeched and flailed, sending papers flying in various directions fluttering to the floor.

Peals of a familiar laughter suddenly rang out.

With a hand clamped over her rapidly beating heart, she stared wide-eyed at the intruder for a second or two before finally glaring. "You are such a horse's arse!" She spat as she snatched up the nearest object and threw it only to miss the other person by a mile.

Andy clutched her sides, shaking with laughter. "You…. you should've... seen your face." The brunette managed to say in between breaths before once again bursting out into fit of giggles.

Not finding the situation funny at all, Emma scowled and crossed her arms. "Well, when you're done braying like a deranged donkey you can tell me just how the bloody hell you got in here?"

The brunette flashed her a mischievous grin. "Oh, I have my ways."

Emily's eyes narrowed in a look that screamed 'quit mucking around'. "Oh good then you can find your way out then because if Miranda sees you in here, she'll not only have your arse but mine as well."

"Oh please, I know Miranda's schedule like the back of my hand. She left an hour ago."

"Yes, well, be that as it may you still need to leave." The redhead insisted once again. Oh she knew there was little to no change of the ice dragon returning. Miranda, once gone for the day usually stayed gone but she couldn't get rid of that nagging desire to disobey the rules driven into after years of service other the fashionista's command.

"Aw, but Em I don't think you want me to, do you?" Andy cooed, sauntering farther into the room and over to the pouting woman. "No, I think," She stepped around the desk until she was right at Emily's side and bent down, shamelessly exposing her cleavage. "You want me to stay."

Emily held her breath as she felt the presence and heat of Andy's body so close to her own. Don't look, don't look, don't look she mentally began to chant, knowing full well that if she did so all would be lost. Swept up in a sea of chocolate sin, she'd be drowned quite happily by full lips and curves.

"Emily." Her name came out smooth as Japanese silk causing Emily to close her eyes and draw in a deep needed breath when her core pulsated with want. Damn her.

"Emily." She bite the inside of her jaw until she tasted pennies. Lead us not in temptation and all that. See no evil, hear no evil. Christ, this was so bloody hard. Andy was her one true weakness and much to her dismay the twit knew it. Not that it was a secret mind you for one would have to be blind, deaf, and dumb not to notice just what sort of hold the brunette had on the brit.

And if she was truthful with herself, Emily would admit that this did not happen over time. No, all it took was one hit of the cheap yet oh so tempting drug called Andrea for Emily to become hooked.

It happened two years ago when they'd ran into one another at a vegan restaurant where Andrea whom at the time was just a budding journalist was there to interview the owner while Emily, on the other hand, was there to nibble on a twenty five dollar piece of lettuce. It began with the usual snips from the brit and the bright goofy smiles of the optimistic Midwestern but as the wine flowed so did the conversation until after a while it gradually morphed into not so subtle flirting.

It wasn't until later when Emily, drenched in sweat and breathing like a racehorse, had her back pressed firmly against a grungy apartment wall whilst coming down from the best orgasm of her life after rising and falling on three of Andy's fingers idly wondered. How the bloody hell did this happen?

But five minutes later as ran her tongue languidly trough the sweet nectar between Andy's thighs for the first time Emily found that she really didn't care all that much anymore.


"Is there anything I could for you, Ms. Charlton?" The brunette purred, her hot breath bathing the other woman's ear, making Emily shiver and immediately heat. Her painted eyelids slid open only to remain weighed down by lust.

Oh God, not this. Anything but this.

"Ms. Charlton?" She whimpered, ruthlessly clutching onto the last bit of control that she held. Andy playing the seductive assistant to her Mirandalistic character was one of her biggest, deepest, fantasies. And one she'd decided to keep to herself.

That is until Andy managed to pry it out of her after a passion filled night that last until the wee hours of dawn. But as much as she wanted it to happen now was not the time or place to do so. "Andrea, stop that this- She turned to scold her lover only to come face to face with Andy's cleavage. Her mouth dropped open and went dry. Full, round, and pushed together Andrea's breasts could make a grown man fall to his knees and weep for just a glimpse down her blouse.

Andy smirked down at her now gaping partner then leaned down and stole a kiss. Once soft lips molded into anther, that was it and as predicted would happen Emily lost herself. They simultaneously closed their eyes and slid their lips lovingly over one another's.

Unable to resist the taste of those full lips, Emily flicked her tongue out and moaned at the taste of Andrea's cheap strawberry balm that she not so secretly loved.

But just as it was about to deepen the brunette pulled away causing the redhead to whimper at the loss only to have it change into a gasp when she was tugged upward out of her chair and onto two unsteady feet. Giving her not a chance to gain her bearings, Andy turned them both and pushed Emily gently against the desk. Leaning forward she pressed her lips to the column of Emily's neck then began to trail kisses along it.

"Andrea, we really shouldn't be," The redhead gasped in pleasure.

Andy smirked against her neck when she found that special little spot that never failed to make the redhead tremble and bit down playfully.

Emily swallowed, panting while her teeth sank into a thin pink lip in a fruitless attempt to keep a sound of desire from scrambling out, hating how much she was loving this.

Much to her annoyance and dismay, however, Andy suddenly pulled back once again.

"Andrea." Emily drawled out in warning only to recieve a mysterious, cheeky, slightly creepy smile in return. Oh she knew that smile very well. It was a smile that told her that whatever the girl had planned was either going to be really good or horribly, horribly, bad.

Experience and common sense screaming it would be the latter while the naughty, ever hungry creature between her legs whispered the former.

The brunette grasped a hold of her hand, then began to lead the two of them to Miranda's office door. Emily furrowed her brows in confusion but when Andy reached for the doorknob green eyes widened into saucers.

"Are you insane!?" She hissed, attempting to break free. "We are not shagging in there."

Andy turned and flashed the redhead a impish grin. "Oh come on, Em. Don't tell me you haven't thought about it before."

"Uh I uh." The redhead sputtered out, her cheeks turning the same shade as her hair. Truth be told, she had on more than one occasion fantasized about taking the brunette in there. To have that beautiful curvy body sprawled or bent over a desk that held papers and documents that controlled the fashion industry while moan of ecstasy filled the space where so many have been cut down by a mere whisper of 'That's all' was nearly to much to bear. Emily's core clenched and she felt hot moisture seep into her lacy malachite La Perla underwear yet just barely she held firm. Clearing her throat as she straightened her back, Emily managed a quick yet stern. "No."

"Umhm well, let me put it to you another way then. You and I," Andy drawled out, enunciating each word as she lead them backwards. "are going to have sex," The back of Andy's knees hit the thick glass and she immediately hiked herself atop, pulling Emily along with her. "on Miranda's desk." She purred, wrapping one of those long legs around the smaller woman's waist and pulled her closer.

TBC...


AN: One more chapter to go. All mistakes are mine. Ideas on how to continue, constructive criticism, and story requests are all more than welcome. Hope you enjoyed.