I do not own Xiaolin Showdown. This is dedicated to My cat, Dustball, who has gone to the Halls of Mandos, and the chicken that this was based off. I have trouble reading condensed type. I'm not sure if this is a big problem with anyone else but I've spaced it a little non the less.


Alice was smiling. And with good reason too, only a hours after she had posted her new story three people had reviewed it. It was by far one her best one. She had decided that Xiaolin Showdown needed more romance in it so she had made up her own character. Her name was Alison. She was tall, tanned, and beautiful with honey color golden hair that went down to her waist and purple eyes. Alice wasn't even sure if people could have purple eyes but it gave Raimundo even more of a reason to fall for her. It was so obvious they were meant to be, they both liked to surf and prank and they were both the cutest people on the show. Kimiko could get eaten by a plant for all she cared. It wasn't like she was important to the story anyway. Alison could easily take her place; after all lightning was sort of like fire. She had just finished reading her three review for the ninth time when a red and black screen popped up on her computer. It read "Click here to see your Favorite Xiaolin Showdown characters!" That is strange, Alice thought, It must be a realworld sort of online game. She clicked it and immediately a new screen popped up. This one read"Printing documents"

"That's strange," Alice said. "You don't usually need to write on paper to get onto a computer site." Just then a huge and strangely stapled packet of papers flew out of her printer with a wump. She read the first part.

Dear Reader,

You have been chosen to participate in the Xiaolin Showdown Academy. You have been chosen because of your story The Dragon of Lighting. Please fill out the attached forms and enjoy your stay.

The Management

Alice turned the page and began to fill out the answers.

What is you name?

Alice Cooper

When you write fanfiction what do you write about?

Raixoc!

Do you write slash? If so list the pairings.

Eww no way.

Have you ever written a Mary Sue?

Nope, all my characters have better names then that.

What is one item you absolutely need at all times? Alice looked around her room then settled on her makeup .

My makeup bag.

Please sign your name below. Alice did as directed but failed to notice the fine print. As soon as

she had written the last letter the packet disappeared.


Thank you for reading the first chapter. If you would like to participate in the Xiaolin Showdown Academy please fill out the same form Alice did and put it in a review.