Cop #1: "Hey. You ever been tempted to arrest someone for chewing their gum loudly?"
Cop #2: "Have you?"
1: "Oh yeah! That slurp, chomp, slurp noise? Drives me nuts. Especially when some guy's sat behind you on the bus, chewing away like a sloppy cow. Man, I'd like to..."
2: "I like it. I like that sound. I get all, uh, tingles when that happens"
1: "Heh, heh, think the job's getting to you, buddy. Perhaps you should take some time off"
2: "Maybe so. Hey! I could spend a week at the cinema. Chill out, listen to people rustle their popcorn. Gets me sleepy, like a bubble bath"
1: "You've lost it partner"
2: "I think you're just a little tense, there. Get your ears cleaned, relax...hey, want some gum?"
1: "Jeez. I don't think that's such a good idea"
2: "C'mon, its sour watermelon...
1: *"sigh"*.