Author's Note: My best bud suggested I make more nursery rhymes with LOTR characters...so here it goes!


****Leggy Weggy


Leggy Weggy, pudding and pie,
Kissed old Saruman and made him cry;
When the orcs came out to play,
Leggy Weggy ran away.




Author's Note: A very interesting parody of 'Georgie Porgie'...well, please review!