On a Chocolate Frog Card!

By: katie4dragons

Parody of On the Cover of the Rollin' Stone by Dr. Hook

As sung by Harry Potter and Ron Weasley

(Do you believe this?

Hahaha!

Don't touch my scar!)

Hey Harry,

Hey Ron,

Tell them who we are.

Well we're young wizards,

We got magic wands,

And we have fun everywhere we go!

(That's sure is us!)

We do spells in Charms and spells in the halls,

And detention is where we go!

(Right!)

We cause all kinds of fights,

They give us all kinds of frights,

But the thing we want the most,

Is the joy that will get us,

When we get our pictures,

On a Chocolate Frog card!

Chocolate Frog!

Want to see my name on a card,

Want to send 5 copies to Ron's brothers!

Want to be a moving face!

On a Chocolate Frog card!

(That's a good plan Harry!)

I got a freaking awesome broom,

Called a Firebolt,

And it helps me win for my team,

I got a poor old ugly rat,

Who's really a man, it seems!

Now Hogwarts is designed,

To grow our minds,

But our minds are already grown!

Because we already know what we want to do,

Be on a Chocolate Frog card!

Chocolate Frog!

Want to see my name on a card,

Want to send 5 copies to Ron's brothers!

(Yeah!)

Want to be a moving face!

On a Chocolate Frog card!

(Hey I know how…)

CHARMS AND SPELLS!

(Aww, it's magical.)

We got a lot of teenage obsessive fans,

Who'll do anything we want,

We got a genuine half giant,

Who's teaching us about creatures today!

We got all the followers,

That Harry could find,

So we won't fight a war alone.

And the Weasleys keep getting sweaters,

But none have a picture,

On a Chocolate Frog card.

Chocolate Frog!

Want to see my name on a card,

Want to send 5 copies to Ron's brothers!

(I need one!)

Want to be a moving face!

On a Chocolate Frog card!

On a Chocolate Frog…

Want to see my name on a card,

(You should already have one Harry!)

Want to send 5 copies to Ron's brothers!

Want to be a moving face!

On a Chocolate Frog card!

(The best one,

Everyone would have it,

I can see it now,

I would be all over the place,

Smilin' with Ron,

Aww, magical.)

End.

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Katie4dragons