Kagomes mysterious period
By Kaffy
"Inuyasha!" Kagome yelled running from the hut where Kaede was staying.
"Inuyasha! Where would I be able to find tampons around this place! All I have since I've been here is fricken leaves rolled up which is really uncomfortable." "Tampons you say?" replies inuyasha strangely.
"Well Kaede told me about those before and she says if I eva get it…which I haven't yet…to always use a stick.
"A STICK!" yells Kagome.
"…Well I guess I could give it a go…" she mumbles to herself.
"That's the spirit!" cries Inuyasha grabbing some bushes and twirling them around like pom-poms.
"Ok girls form a circle it's war-cry time," he continues, ripping his haori into shreds until it becomes a severed skirt.
"Wow…I didn't know there were cheerleaders this far back in time." Kagome says.
"Cheerleaders? What are they?" asks Inuyasha.
"They're girls who jump around with tissues in their bras or males who wish they were female" Kagome replies, always being a little jealous of cheerleaders.
"That sounds exactly like me! Come on Kaede you can be my cheerleading girlfriend! All we need are bras and some tissue…Kagome you stuff your bra with tissue don't you?"
"SIT!...yes I do why do you ask?" Kagome asks calmly.
"Because we want to stuff our bras too," Inuyasha mumbles from the ground.
"You don't even know what bras are and secondly I need this tissue in my bra for my period because some stupid old woman wont tell me where to find some tampons."
"You're bleeding from your boobies?" Inuyasha questions.
"God this is just stupid, you're an idiot," Kagome sighs.
"Oh my god!" Yells Kaede from the spilts on the floor.
"Look in the sky! It's a flying demon!" Kaede still yells.
"No it's Naraku for some reason!" Yells Inuyasha.
"Yes, it is I Naraku coming to end this plot-less story once and for all! Mwahahaha so Kagome here, I went to the future and bought you a tampon just to shut you up and for you Inuyasha, here are some real pom-poms and a mini-skirt." Naraku says, handling out each item.
"What about me?" asks Kaede, feeling rejected.
"Of course, how can I forget about you? This is your present," Naraku pulls out a sword and stabs Kaede in the stomach. She falls to the ground dead.
"Oh my God!" Yell Kagome and Inuyasha together looking at Kaede's dead form.
"We love our gifts! Thank you!" They say together and laugh twirling around and around and accidently fall off a cliff. Naraku looks down over the cliff, sighs and jumps off also.
The End
Thanx 4 reading but don't give any reviews unless they're semi-ok coz im 11 and I just wanted to write something stupid : )
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