30 Reasons why I hate CID

1. How does Daya break every goddamn door like it is made up of cardboard?

2. The CID team has outwitted our Superheroes Batman and Superman - Yeah because they can check every single hospital or every single gift shop in the entire city to gather evidence.

3. What have the poor local cops done? Why do people ignore them and call CID directly? Because every time Dial 100 = Dial CID.

4. The rate at which CID team solves crimes is just out of this world! At this speed, Crime Rate in India would have been zero percent long back!

5. Don't these CID officers have life? They never have fun, or go on a vacation or get married! They just solve crime cases.

6. All CID officers are symbols of purity. They don't smoke nor drink nor go clubbing. How the hell is this possible? They are human beings after all.

7. When will they start using better guns? But no! The good old pistol is lucky for us!

8. Have you noticed? The new CID bureau doesn't have chairs for the officers to sit! So what if their School teacher didn't punish them eh?

9. Forget the dialogues, even their expressions and body language is same. For Bloody 18 years!
Daya will always wear 'Angry young (oops! Old) expression' and move around with his hands in pockets. And how can we forget ACP Pradyuman sir's hand gestures? 'Kuch toh gadbad hai Daya'

10. Every witness can perfectly remember the face of the killer so that CID can draw a perfect sketch! Way to go! **Claps**
I have trouble remembering what I did ten minutes ago!

11. And the poor animation and graphics they use? Remember those episodes 'Aadamkhor sher' or 'Daya vs Shark'

12. Every time they find a dead body they utter 'My god' Even God will get fed up one day looking at the numerous times utter his name.

13. Guys update your cell phones! And your ringtones!

14. The entire investigation takes place within say 15 minutes. Rest is kindergarten stuff - Repeating the same lines over and over again.

16. The forensic lab consists of only two people and of course how can we forget the bubbling and frothing colourful liquids?

17. Dr Tarika you are in a bloody forensic lab. Not in some kind of fashion show.

18. What wrong with other officers? Why only Abhijeet bores us with his poor flirting?

19. How many times have Daya and Abhijeet miraculously escaped from clutches of death? Reincarnation ki bhi hadd hoti hai!

20. CID tops Ekta Kapoor's competitors list! Yeah that's right! CID has run longer than all of Ekta Kapoor's serials put together. And not to forget that it continues getting dumber and dumber.

21. Why can't they give the criminals a good name? 'Katori Damta?' WTF!

22. Hats off to ACP Pradyuman sir's tie selection! He should roam around with a tattoo across his forehead 'Raho Umarless'

23. 'Tumhe toh shayad phasi hi hogi' or 'kuch toh gadbad hai Daya' or even worse 'Daya tod do darwaja'
I am amazed how the actors don't get bored of saying same dialogues for 18 years!

24. For DCP Chitrole - Please don't kill us with your poor acting.

25. Freddy's 'Aatma dialogues' really get on our nerves!

26. Please do not start Daya - Shreya or Abhijeet -Tarika romance track ever again! Because you can't handle it well.

27. One slap does it all. The criminal is at your foot crying and red faced. So easy to get confessions out of criminals.

28. Why can't they talk about murders in front of kids? Kids are smarter now - a -days! They always tell Kids to go out of the room whenever they have to talk about crime and murder. LOL!

29. Once ACP Pradyuman sir utters the famous Phaasi dialogue, it is done. No need of prosecutors or court cases.

30. When the donot have any good cases to show then they invent new cases by plotting a kidnapping of their own officers!

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