Alrighty, Helllooooo ^w^... to my list of thingys... 1: No I don't own Naruto you stupid fans! 2: Thank you for picking this... 3: Don't hate mail me please, I get enough hate from people who live near me. 4:To the people who read my other ffs, Idk what will become of them if you don't freaking review for once! 5: This list will go on forever you know... 6: Nah, just lying. 7: Please review ^-^

"My name was Hanna… well at least I think it was… I'm not to sure about much anymore. I think I can sometimes remember certain things but then I forget them again." My voice was sing-song in tone. It was beautiful, but also the most deadly façade. Because you see… even as I told the shrink these things, not one bit of it was true.

My name was not Hanna. In fact I actually detest the name Hanna. It didn't reflect me at all. Hanna sounded calm and loving, while I was aggressive and catatonic. I also remember exactly what happened that night. So you can see why I would lie to my shrink, can't you?

"Well, Miss Jade, I think you're getting much better. Now about this lapse in memory… I believe it is your subconscious just trying to protect you from things you cannot grasp and it's nothing for you to worry about. We will have another meeting tomorrow and if things go well you should be able to go home." I nodded my head along with what he was saying and gave him a lovely fake smile.

My shrink wasn't a bad man, no just the opposite in fact. He was young and adventurous, tall and thin in stature and I believe he had just gotten married. Oh but I don't really care about him. He was merely a pawn in my little game of chess… except in this case the white side has no chance.

Two men came into the room and I stood as one held the door open for me. I walked out of the office and the men flanked me until we left the office area of the hospital. Once they were out of site I quickly made my way to my room.

As soon as I got in there I moved over to my window and grabbed the shard of glass I had turned into a knife. Leave tomorrow? How about no… I have things to do here, people to kill… oh wait the people to kill were my things to do. I let out a musical laugh and hid my knife in my clothes as someone knocked on my door.

"Yes? Please come in." I sat on my bed crossing my legs as another patient came in.

"Oh Jade, you're here… good. I was hoping to get this to you directly seeing as we're both in such a hurry." Oh it was one of my actual friends, how nice. I gave her a genuine smile, which she returned, and patted my bed next to me. She closed my door behind her as she walked into my room.

"Ah Hallie how good to see you. Did you get it?" I moved out of my perfect posture and pulled the knife from its hiding place. She didn't even flinch at the knife, but that was because she helped me make it. That was the thing about Hallie, if you needed it, she could make it.

"Would I be here if I hadn't?" We grinned at each other as she pulled a necklace out from under her shirt. "All of the keys we'll need to get out… andddd, I brought you a surprise. Close your eyes and hold out your hands." I smiled and held my hands out as I was told and then closed my eyes. As I did this I felt something cold and solid get set into my hands. "Ok, open them."

I opened my eyes to find an actual knife resting in my hands. My eyes brightened and I smiled happily. "For me?" Hallie nodded and I smiled up at her. "Ohhh my godddd… you're so fucking amazing…" I set the knives to the side and hugged her. "Now onto business… are you ready to go?"

"As ready as I'll ever be."

"Good because we're leaving right now." Hallie's face lit up as I handed her the glass knife and grabbed the metal one for myself.

Our plan was simple, massacre everyone who got in our way… well more like crossed our path, and then leave. Simple right? Well it was.

The first person we came across was a guard, which was perfect. Hallie took his weapon and gave me the other knife as I relished over the feel of blood on my hands again. It was so warm and soft and such a lovely color, the same color as Hallie's hair in fact. We moved further down the hall and sadly only came across twelve more people before we reached the offices.

I stopped outside my shrinks office door as Hallie slit the receptionists throat. I mustered up some fake tears and let out a wail, slamming a small hand into his door. "Dr. Cho, Dr. Cho! Help!" His door ripped open as he looked over my head assessing the situation before kneeling in front of me and grasping my face in his hands.

"Jade, what happened here?… Jade?" I couldn't keep up the façade for long this time and the pleasure swam up to my face. My eyes had a crazy glint to them and I had a wicked grin on my face. He made a small choking noise and I looked down at my hands with a look of wonder.

"Oh no, Dr. Cho, my knife seems to have slipped into your stomach. You should have that looked at by a doctor." Hallie let out a small insane giggle and I joined in, letting out my own insane laughter.

"You… won't get… away with this…" He muttered around the obvious pain he was feeling.

"You mean like I wasn't going to get away with killing the people at my school? Oh wait. I was. Funny that right." I slashed my knife out of this gut through his left side and watched as he fell and his blood pooled around him. "Beautiful."

"Isn't it?" Hallie let out a small happy sigh as I dipped my hand into Dr. Cho's blood. We stayed there for a few more seconds before we had to leave.

~Several Hours After Escape~

"Jade… Jade? Where are we goin'?" Hallie called from behind me. She was panting hard and I decided this was far enough away that we could take a break. I walked back to her and gave her an apologetic look.

"Sorry for pushing you so hard, I just wanted to make sure they wouldn't find us." I laughed nervously and hung my head.

"It's cool, I understand completely. Just… where are we going to go." She added emphasis to "are" and I considered it.

"We could go to Sungakura for a while…"

"It's too close they'll have pictures of us."

I nodded my head in agreement. Hallie was the brains of this operation after all… "What about Konoha? In the fire country…" Hallie looked deep and thought and we both sat down to think more. After about half an hour we decided Konoha was our best bet and we continued moving in the direction Hallie said it would be.

~Three Days Later~

We arrived at the gates to Konoha without disturbance. But also without paperwork.

"Paperwork? Our village is too small for that." Hallie lied perfectly, she even looked seriously confused.

"Too small? That's not possible. We would have still known you were coming." The guard said lazily.

"What! We came a-all this way a-and y-you won't even let us come in." Wow, she's good at this. Fake tears and stuttering… nice… my turn now.

"Come on Imouto [Little Sister], we'll just have to sleep in the woods tonight and then go back and tell Mother we couldn't get in. She'll be disappointed but we've been training on our own this far so we just have to keep practicing… then we'll be able to protect Mother just like Father did when he was still with us…." I let my voice trail off at the end and wiped away a fake tear.

"Oneesan [Big Sister]." Hallie sniffled and hugged me and I let a small tear trail down my cheek. The second guard gave the first one a dirty look, he sighed and nodded. We both looked at them pitifully and Hallie unlatched herself from me.

"I'm sorry girls… You can stay for the night alright. We just need you to fill out this paperwork saying you're here for schooling and bring them back to us as soon as possible." The whole time the second guard was talking the first one was on the phone talking animatedly. "We'll have someone come and pick you up, they'll show you where you can stay for free and get a nice meal."

" T-thank you sooooo much." Hallie and I said in perfect unison bowing low.

It wasn't long before someone was at the gate picking us up. He was an odd kid, average height and slight in frame, but he was also wearing a dark green jumpsuit with orange arm and leg warmers. Hallie and I exchanged a look before turning back to giving him a weird glance.

"Hello, I'm Rock Lee, how nice that you chose Konoha as the place to receive your education."

"Uh well… it wasn't-"

"Our mother thought it best we come here. She said that the schooling here is very good and that we should definitely go here." Hallie cut me off before I could say anything stupid or more likely, rude.

We followed behind Rock Lee for about half an hour as he gave us the tour of his village. Once we got to our last stop Hallie and I were both out of breath having to practically run to keep up with him. It was both exhausting and amazing to see his strength and speed.

"Bushy-Brow, there you are. I was looking all over for you." That voice… is so ANNOYING! I turned to see an blonde in a bright orange outfit. What the hell kind of ninja are these people?

"Oh Naurto-Kun, I was showing these girls around. They're here to become ninja."

"Really? But they look so tiny." My head snapped up and I glared at him with enough force to kill a large man. But before I could do anything Hallie had spun around planting a hard kick into his chest that sent him flying down the road. She pulled herself up to her full height and dusted herself off.

"Wow… nice kick… Um I'm sorry I've been showing you around all this time and I never bothered to ask your names. I'm so rude." Rock Lee was freaking out.

"Oh… yeah… I'm Jade." I answered watching Naruto pick himself up and walk back to us. I did a small bow.

"And I'm Halliana, but please call me Hallie." Hallie bowed with me and Rock Lee bowed back.

"In that case, please just call me Lee."

"Alright, very well Lee." We said in unison. Just then Naruto came back up to us and looked around nervously.

"I'm sorry for calling you small. I was obviously wrong." He apologized and did a small bow. "I'm Naruto by the way."

"Naruto, this is Hallie and Jade." Lee filled in for us and we nodded our head to our names. "Well you two are probably tired so we'll leave you for today. I'll come by tomorrow a bit before 9 in the morning to pick you up for school."

"I thought school didn't start until 10." I whined confused.

"Breakfast, my treat, as a welcome to Konoha." Lee smiled and I smiled back a genuine smile. These guys might be weird but… this is the first time I've talked to someone my age besides Hallie, much less a guy, and it's cool.

We said our goodbyes for the night after Lee told the woman at the front desk we would be staying there for schooling and that we had yet to eat dinner. She nodded and called a girl in to show us to our rooms and to the dinning hall.

This was starting to look like a real life for us… too bad it won't last forever.

Thought of the Chaper: [You don't even have to read this really... well sometimes you should... ignore me...]

So as to a more personal note... If you don't talk to your cat about cat-nip who will? ... Who. Willllll? You know its cat drugs right? And that they'll get addicted? [They really shouldn't] And they could die from abusing it? [Most defeinately not true] Just talk to your cat ok... *sniffle* and start young... or else they'll be presured into it but meaner, larger, and more dirty cats. *cries*