You guzzled all my cans of beer
But you don't drink wine
Your friend Reinfield's far too weird
He's eating rats and flies
That Halloween costume that you wear
Is something I refused to bear
From blood bank you left smeared
I'm forced to roll my eyes
You're kinky when we're making out
Those hickeys cut too deep
You went and sold my queen-sized bed
For coffins much too cheap (Vlad!)
Your castle holds the gates of Hell
But it's better than the Bates Motel
There's one thing I'd do without
Which makes you such a creep
You sucked my neck when it bleeded
(Neck when it bleeded)
Ignoring all of my pleas
You sucked my neck when it bleeded
(Neck when it beeded)
And just like toothpaste you squeezed
The things you say chill me with fear
"The creatures of the night (night)"
Though you can't see yourself in any mirror
You're always looking fine (Vamp!)
Be glad I'm not the jealous type
Cause you're surrounded by your "brides"
My one pet peeve is crystal clear
That makes me pout and whine
You sucked my neck when it bleeded
(Neck when it bleeded)
You think that I am your lunch
You sucked my neck when it bleeded
(Neck when it bleeded)
Do it again and be punched
You sucked my neck when it bleeded
(Neck when it bleeded)
Get the hell off me dude!
You sucked my neck when it bleeded
(Neck when it bleeded)
Because I am not your food
Don't drink me!
My blood's what you needed!
My blood's what you needed!
My blood's what you needed!
Hell no! Get lost!