The 12 days of Christmas as revised by: Me
(Unfortunately no lit teachers where hurt in the making of this song)
On the first day of Christmas Ms. Etchell gave to me:
A re-write on my essay (ya I know it didn't happen)
On the second day of Christmas Tara gave to me:
2 murderous plots
And a re-write on my essay. (Re-write this @#^%)
On the third day of Christmas Amanda gave to me:
3 sharp knives
2 murderous plots (perfect)
And a re-write on my essay. (Whatever)
On the fourth day of Christmas Marissa gave to me:
4 hanging nooses
3 sharp knives (my finger, my finger ha fooled ya)
2 murderous plots (Hmmm.)
And a re-write on my essay. (Or not)
On the fifth day of Christmas Sarah gave to me:
5 "Oh Goddess"
4 hanging nooses (choking get it off get it off)
3 sharp knives (That's a nice little dagger you got there)
2 murderous plots (I think this one will be better)
And a re- write on my essay. (This has got to end)
On the sixth day of Christmas Charlene gave to me:
6 pointy icicles
5 "Oh Goddess" (Keep prayin')
4 hanging nooses (I got rope burn)
3 sharp knives (it's sharp and...)
2 murderous plots (no evidence shall be left)
and a re-write on my essay. (she's lucky I even bother)
On the seventh day of Christmas Pat gave to me:
"Get out of here you're being shunned!"
6 pointy icicles (I poked myself)
5 "Oh Goddess" (you're the only one who likes her)
4 hanging nooses (make sure it's a tight knot)
3 sharp knives (hey these have blood on them)
2 murderous plots (eeny meeny miney moe)
and a re-write on my essay. (last time I ever do my homework)
On the eighth day of Christmas Mike gave to me:
8 pats on the head
7... Pat get out of here!
6 pointy icicles (my tongue's stuck)
5 "Oh Goddess" (The Goddess is on my side)
4 hanging nooses (they better not break)
3 sharp knives (I can't believe they've been used)
2 murderous plots (*evil laughter* heh heh cough cough)
and a re-write on my essay. (screw you)
On the ninth day of Christmas the preppies gave to me:
9 dirty looks
8 pats on the head (*evil glare*)
7... Do you hear something?
6 pointy icicles (cold)
5 "Oh Goddess" (Now the God's on my side too)
4 hanging nooses (good thick rope)
3 sharp knives (now I know why Amanda likes cooking)
2 murderous plots ( Tara wrote them in Thebian)
and a re-write on my essay. (oh well)
On the tenth day of Christmas Draco gave to me:
10 good alibis
9 dirty looks (you're just jealous 'cause I thought of it first)
8 pats on the head (good girl, hey watch the fingers)
7... Go stand in the corner
6 pointy icicles (they're melting)
5 "Oh Goddess" (it's not my fault no-one likes Ms. Etchell)
4 hanging nooses (it'll be like clue only real)
3 sharp knives (slice and dice)
2 murderous plots (I can't read Thebian)
and a re-write on my essay. (does it have to be in English?)
On the eleventh day of Christmas the pink bunny gave to me:
11 evil ideas
10 good alibis (very good alibis)
9 dirty looks (*sticks out tongue*)
8 pats on the head (she tried to bite me)
7... after getting rid of Ms. Etchell I know some one else...
6 pointy icicles (you guys are such a bad influence)
5 "Oh Goddess" (get over it)
4 hanging nooses (they're in my locker)
3 sharp knives (hey, no weapons on school property)
2 murderous plots ( is any of this illegal?)
and a re-write on my essay. (she won't be able to mark it)
On the twelfth day of Christmas I gave to me:
12 new Lit teachers (no-one trust us *sniff*)
11 evil ideas (I didn't use any of them)
10 good alibis (I was at Tara's, Tara was at Amanda's...)
9 dirty looks (they're after Pat)
8 pats on the head (if he has no hands...)
7 Pats back on top (of the To Kill list)
6 pointy icicles (they melted *sob*)
5 "Oh Goddess" (join the evil side)
4 hanging nooses (dispose of the evidence)
3 sharp knives (what knife?)
2 murderous plots (I plead insanity)
and a re-write on my essay. (stupid Ms. Robinson just had to get knocked up)
(Unfortunately no lit teachers where hurt in the making of this song)
On the first day of Christmas Ms. Etchell gave to me:
A re-write on my essay (ya I know it didn't happen)
On the second day of Christmas Tara gave to me:
2 murderous plots
And a re-write on my essay. (Re-write this @#^%)
On the third day of Christmas Amanda gave to me:
3 sharp knives
2 murderous plots (perfect)
And a re-write on my essay. (Whatever)
On the fourth day of Christmas Marissa gave to me:
4 hanging nooses
3 sharp knives (my finger, my finger ha fooled ya)
2 murderous plots (Hmmm.)
And a re-write on my essay. (Or not)
On the fifth day of Christmas Sarah gave to me:
5 "Oh Goddess"
4 hanging nooses (choking get it off get it off)
3 sharp knives (That's a nice little dagger you got there)
2 murderous plots (I think this one will be better)
And a re- write on my essay. (This has got to end)
On the sixth day of Christmas Charlene gave to me:
6 pointy icicles
5 "Oh Goddess" (Keep prayin')
4 hanging nooses (I got rope burn)
3 sharp knives (it's sharp and...)
2 murderous plots (no evidence shall be left)
and a re-write on my essay. (she's lucky I even bother)
On the seventh day of Christmas Pat gave to me:
"Get out of here you're being shunned!"
6 pointy icicles (I poked myself)
5 "Oh Goddess" (you're the only one who likes her)
4 hanging nooses (make sure it's a tight knot)
3 sharp knives (hey these have blood on them)
2 murderous plots (eeny meeny miney moe)
and a re-write on my essay. (last time I ever do my homework)
On the eighth day of Christmas Mike gave to me:
8 pats on the head
7... Pat get out of here!
6 pointy icicles (my tongue's stuck)
5 "Oh Goddess" (The Goddess is on my side)
4 hanging nooses (they better not break)
3 sharp knives (I can't believe they've been used)
2 murderous plots (*evil laughter* heh heh cough cough)
and a re-write on my essay. (screw you)
On the ninth day of Christmas the preppies gave to me:
9 dirty looks
8 pats on the head (*evil glare*)
7... Do you hear something?
6 pointy icicles (cold)
5 "Oh Goddess" (Now the God's on my side too)
4 hanging nooses (good thick rope)
3 sharp knives (now I know why Amanda likes cooking)
2 murderous plots ( Tara wrote them in Thebian)
and a re-write on my essay. (oh well)
On the tenth day of Christmas Draco gave to me:
10 good alibis
9 dirty looks (you're just jealous 'cause I thought of it first)
8 pats on the head (good girl, hey watch the fingers)
7... Go stand in the corner
6 pointy icicles (they're melting)
5 "Oh Goddess" (it's not my fault no-one likes Ms. Etchell)
4 hanging nooses (it'll be like clue only real)
3 sharp knives (slice and dice)
2 murderous plots (I can't read Thebian)
and a re-write on my essay. (does it have to be in English?)
On the eleventh day of Christmas the pink bunny gave to me:
11 evil ideas
10 good alibis (very good alibis)
9 dirty looks (*sticks out tongue*)
8 pats on the head (she tried to bite me)
7... after getting rid of Ms. Etchell I know some one else...
6 pointy icicles (you guys are such a bad influence)
5 "Oh Goddess" (get over it)
4 hanging nooses (they're in my locker)
3 sharp knives (hey, no weapons on school property)
2 murderous plots ( is any of this illegal?)
and a re-write on my essay. (she won't be able to mark it)
On the twelfth day of Christmas I gave to me:
12 new Lit teachers (no-one trust us *sniff*)
11 evil ideas (I didn't use any of them)
10 good alibis (I was at Tara's, Tara was at Amanda's...)
9 dirty looks (they're after Pat)
8 pats on the head (if he has no hands...)
7 Pats back on top (of the To Kill list)
6 pointy icicles (they melted *sob*)
5 "Oh Goddess" (join the evil side)
4 hanging nooses (dispose of the evidence)
3 sharp knives (what knife?)
2 murderous plots (I plead insanity)
and a re-write on my essay. (stupid Ms. Robinson just had to get knocked up)