The Dynamic Duo
The Letter
Hey, this is my first time writing a fanfic and flames and reviews are welcome! Also me and my co writer will be announced at the end of the story. ^__^ In case you didn't know this is a crossover fanfic where the Yu Yu Hakusho characters are going to Hogwarts! I don't know why I had a sudden urge to write a crossover between them but it is bound to be weird and funny and...just cool. Well to find out read my story, and your probably getting annoyed at me for taking up all this time ranting but lets just move on to the story shall we, well here it is enjoy! ^__~ by the way this ( ) means me or my co writer talking.
I don't own Yu Yu Hakusho or Harry Potter, you happy? So now you cant sue me :P Besides you would only get pocket lint :P ha ha!
( The Letter)
Kurama reached into the mailbox and pulled out a few envelopes, a Martha Stuart* magazine and a bill adressed to his mother. He walked back into the kitchen and handed his mother her magazine and her bills. He walked up the stairs and into his room, shut the door and started getting ready for school. As he was running a brush through his long red hair he heard a slight tapping at the window. He turned around expecting to see Hiei but instead found himself staring at a snowy white owl with spots of black and brown on its feathers. He blinked in surprise but quickly regained himself and walked cautiously (sp.?) up to the window and opened it to allow the bird to fly in and land on the back of his chair. He then noticed that there was a piece of paper, parchment to be exact, tied to the owl's left leg. It held its leg out as if waiting for Kurama to untie it. ' Well, I think this bird wants me to take this letter but is it safe?' Kurama thought to himself. As we all well know Kurama had many enemies when he was Youko Kurama. 'O well' he thought,' Koenma's not here to stop me so I might as well open it.' By now the bird was getting impatient and it stuck it's leg out further so it was practically in Kurama's face. "O, right sorry" Kurama said out loud and reached out and untied the letter from the owl's out stretched leg. The owl looked relieved and put it's leg back down and started looking around the room looking for something to eat no less. Kurama noticed this and being the kind and caring person he is, he went down stairs and when he came back up he was carrying a muffin his mother had made for breakfast and a small glass of water. He set both of them in front of the owl and started to untie the letter. But instead of untying the letter he had to break a seal. He didn't recognize who's seal it was, but it consisted of a lion, a snake, a raven, and a badger surrounding a large letter H. He broke the seal and his eyes widened at what he saw. Kurama blinked(again) and thought out loud and murmured "Koenma never told me there was a school for wizards." He thought the only type of magic out there was reiki energy(spirit energy) and that's not even really magic after all. He skimmed through the letter and read what it had to say.
Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry
We are pleased to inform Minamo Suuiichi that he has been accepted at Hogwarts School of Wictchcraft and Wizardry. Please read and follow the given instructions below.
Uniform First year students will require: 1. three sets of plain work robes (green, black, or blue) 2. one plain pointed hat for daywear (black) 3. one pair of protective gloves ( dragon hide or similar) 4. one winter cloak ( black, blue, or green with silver fastenings) Please note that all pupils' clothes should carry nametags. Course Books All students should have a copy of each of the following: The Standard Book of Spells (Grade 1) by Miranda Goshawk A History of Magic by Bathilda Bagshot Magical Theory by Albert Waffling A Beginners' Guide to Transfiguration by Emeric Switch Magical Drafts and Potions by Arsenius Jigger Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them by Newt Scamander The Dark Forces: A Guide to Self-Protection by Quentin Trimble
Other Equipment 1 wand 1 cauldron (pewter, standard size 2) 1 set glass or crystal phials 1 telescope 1 set brass scales
Students may also bring an owl OR a cat OR a toad
Parents are reminded that first years are not allowed their own broomsticks
Please load the train to Hogwarts off of platform 9 3/4
'Wow' thought Kurama, 'Maybe this is a joke. Yea this is probably one of Yussuke's jokes.' But he had a strange feeling it wasn't. He couldn't wait to talk to Koenma and ask him if this was for real or not. He looked at the owl who by now had finished his muffin and was sipping(or whatever birds do with water) his water. He flew over to the window seal and cocked its head at Kurama and flew off. Kurama finished brushing his hair and thought to himself 'I'll have to talk to Koenma later.' *************************************************************** After school Kurama made a visit to Koenma's palace and was surprised to find Yussuke, Kuwabara, Botan(even though she's usually there), and lastly Hiei. The little fire demon was sulking in the corner and by his facial expression was deep in thought about something. Kurama walked gracefully (as he does every thing gracefully) up to Koenma's desk where the royal pain in the ass, as Yussuke called him was, at the moment(like every moment) stamping the papers piled up to 4 feet high on his desk. "Koenma I need to talk to you" said Kurama. "Who doesn't." he said grumpily." Wait don't tell me a got a letter from Hogwarts." "Uhh.....Yeah," Kurama said," How did you know?" "Every one here got one including me!" Koenma whined, "I'm being forced to go and if I don't go he'll take away my baby bottle privileges for one whole week!" ( he refers to Koenma's dad, Lord Enma) Every one stared. "Did I say that out loud of course I don't use a baby bottle....hehhehheh." "Oh this is rich! Koenma the ruler of the underworld and Maiki uses a milk bottle! I can see it in the tabloids now!" Yussuke bellowed while trying to talk between laughing causing him to choke. Meanwhile, Botan was patting Yussuke on the back, Kuwabara was rolling around on the floor laughing, acting like the idiot he was, Hiei had a little smirk on his face that was annoying Koenma so much he wanted to smack him but of course if he did he didn't have a death wish ready, 'And who would want a face as beautiful as mine dead?' Kurama sweatdropped and was looking red in the face from the effort of trying not to laugh, clashing horribly with his red hair. The fanfic author snickers and while saying (look at the wittle baby...*snicker* *snicker*) Koenma was looking ready to go crawl in a hole but then straitened in his chair and cleared his throat. Didnt work. He cleared his throat again and banged his stamper on the table. Every one stared at him and he put the stamper back down on its holder and there was a big red *accepted* on the table where the stamper had hit. Botan was reading her letter over again and started complaining about no broomsticks. "But they didn't say oars," she chuckled evilly. "Koenma, why did you get a letter? You don't have enough power to save your royal ass!" said Yussuke. " I resent that, and besides I've got enough power to destroy a you and your stupid planet called Earth, and that's a cute royal ass by the way," he countered back at Yuusuke.(That's for sure he's got the finest butt I've ever seen muttered the co writer) ( no Hiei has the cutest ass what are you talkin about!!!) (No, Koenma does!!!) " Shut up both of you!" Hiei barked the first words any one heard him utter since he got there. ( Ha! see he doesn't like you said the co writer) (He does too, don't you Hiei) flutters eyelashes. Meanwhile no answer from Hiei (DON'T YOU HIEI!!!!) screams the fanfic writer. (Say yes and I wont make you have a gay relationship with Malfoy!) *Smiles innocently*(sp.?) " OK, OK I like you! You happy? (Yes ^__^) "Uhhh..."said every one watching this little episode. (I still say Koenma has a cuter ass.) Koenma clears his throat. "So... are we all going to go to this school or whatever?" said Yuusuke. "What I want know is how Kuwabara got into ANY school." said the short little fire demon.( with a cute ass) ( Hey!!! yells the co writer) " Excuse me, I happen to be a very inti... uh whatever that word is type of guy."(just in case you didn't catch what he was trying to say, key word trying, he was trying to say *intellectual* is that how you spell it) (I have no idea i thought you were supposed to be the smart one you are the editor after all said the co writer) (I am smart!) (that's what you think) (what's that supposed to mean!!!) *glares daggers at the co writer and starts throwing them too.(save me from the physco that belongs in a mental institution!) (ahhhh... I don't belong in a mental institution. I'm just different *sniffle* *sniffle*) (sure you mean special as in needs help)(OK.... now back to the story sorry about that interruption) stares at co writer.@__@ "As I was saying, we all must go to this school." said Koenma. "It seems like it would be fun." said Yussuke. "Yes. It would." replied Botan. "Hn. I don't see why I have to go." Hiei complained. *************************************************************** (Flashback)
When Mukuro had gotten her mail(does she have a mail box?) she had been in shock that Hiei had gotten a letter and had kept pestering him to let her read it. He of course didn't. He didn't mind anybody reading this letter(even though it was his first) since there was nothing in there that was personal, but he just felt like being annoying. *************************************************************** (Present Time)
"We all have to go because it would be able to give us more fighting tecniches(sp.?)and abilities. Plus it would give us a chance to train." said Kurama. "I can train right here." replied Hiei.
"Still you are going to go." said Koenma. "Who's gunna make me? You? Ha!" said Hiei smugly.(if you don't go Hiei you'll ruin my story!) " I don't care." ( Hiei, I am the fanfic writer here I've got the power! Your going. End of discussion.) ( Ha, ha...Hiei's getting bossed around by a girl...' the co writer teases.) "I hate fanfic writers." murmured Hiei. Botan took that moment to speak up." Where are we going to get all of this stuff? And what is platform 9 and 3/4?" she asked. "We get the supplies in Diagon Alley of course, where else? And I don't know about the platform we'll ask someone when we get there." Koenma told her. "Hmmm. It says that we have to attend school in about a week! That doesn't give us much time." said Kurama. "Well I'm already packed. I always wear black robes." commented Hiei. " But do you have nametags on them? Of course who could get their robe mixed up with yours? Their bound to notice that they are way to short for them!' said Kuwabara. "They would if they were as dumb as you, and who are you calling short!" cried Hiei. "Who do you think you little shrimp!" retorted Kuwabara. Hiei lunged himself at Kuwabara his nihonto flashing. Kuwabara stepped (fell) back and dodged it and started running around the room trying to get away from Hiei who was also running around the room in pursuit of the orange haired oaf. "Calm down!" said Botan, holding her head as if she was getting a head ache. "Well we better get packing and hurry up to Diagon Alley to buy our things before every one gets the good scales. I'd like to get one that works for once." Koenma muttered, looking down at his own scale in disgust. "And Hiei wouldn't you want to buy new robes for school and you still need to buy one that has silver fastenings on them and a hat." Kurama told Hiei. "He wouldn't need a hat. He's already got hair that sticks straight up, how are you going to tell the difference? Wouldn't that look kinda weird?" Kuwabara said, still panting from his latest work out. "True. It would look weird." Kurama said. "Grrrrrr." replied Hiei. (It's called gell! the co writer says) ( I doubt that it would work on Hiei's hair.) ( True..) "O well. Let's get going." said Koenma. "What! We have to go now! They better have a beauty salon in that Diagon Street or whatever. I need to get my eyebrows waxed, my hair cut, my nails done, and a new makeover!" Botan wailed. ('That's for sure.' said the co writer) Every one sweat dropped." Well we're leaving any way. They don't have a beauty salon so live with it and it's Diagon Ally not Street!" said Koenma in frustration. "Street, Ally same thing." commented Botan.( 'Bubble brain.' co writer again) "So! There's nothing wrong with that!" Botan said angrily.( blah blah blah i cant hear you... I'd let her get her way if I were you Koenma because she might put you in your grave with one sight of that ugly mug, and what about the innocent(sp.?) civilians? the says the co writer) "Ahhh.....! I hate you!!" wailed Botan. "OK....every one hold hands and we are going to transport to London." Koenma told them. "Do we really have to hold hands?" said Kuwabara staring at Hiei on his left, who by the way was looking murderous. "Yes, and try not to fight to much. If you do you might accidentally end up in another place." Koenma ordered. "So. It would be better than going to that stupid school." Hiei said under his breath. " Now Hiei, switch places with Yussuke and hold hands with Kurama since you two would be less likely to fight." They did as they were told only you could here murmurs of "Bossing me around...*mutter* *mutter*" "Who does he think he is?" coming from Hiei's direction. Every one held hands and they felt as if nothing had happened. Yussuke opened one eye tentively (sp. ?) and looked around totally amazed to find himself smack dab in the middle of the street and people were staring at him as if he was an alien. 'Well I would to. I mean we just popped up in the street.' Yussuke thought to himself. He noticed that all the traffic had stopped and he opened both eyes and noticed that every one else had done the same. Hiei dropped Kurama and Koenma's hand's like they were made of fire and the others followed suit. Hiei was wiping his hands on his robe in disgust. "Hehehheh....uh sorry about the interruption. We'll be going now." Yussuke told every one that was looking at them which happened to be everybody in sight. Koenma pulls every one with the exception of Hiei behind him and into a small grubby looking pub on the left side of the street called the Leaky Cauldron. When they opened the door every one turned towards them and let out a sigh of disappointment. "Well this is quite a welcoming." said Botan sarcastically. "Ahhh...we were just expecting someone else." said the bartender. The door opened and every one turned around to see the biggest person they had ever seen standing in the doorway. Hiei watched as the huge man walked forward and when he moved you could see the shape of a young boy standing behind him. Every one gasped and Hiei wondered what all the fuss was about even though the man was rather large. One of the people sitting down at a table exclaimed "No...it can't be. H-harry Potter!" "We are graced in your presence." said the bartender. "What the hell is all the fuss about?" Hiei thought and ended up saying it to. Every one gasped(again...) "Don't you know who this boy is?" said one of the people at a table who was now standing up. "No. Should I?" said Hiei. "This boy is Harry Potter, the boy who lived." the huge man said. "So. I don't see anything special about him. I've lived through a lot of things to." said Hiei. "You don't know who Harry Potter is!" " Again, no." "Hiei, Harry Potter here somehow beat Lord Voldemort. One of the strongest wizards of all time when he was only one years old." Koenma told Hiei. "Oh." Harry meanwhile was looking embarrassed because every one was talking as if he wasn't there."O well. Can one of you tell us how to get to Diagon Ally?" asked Koenma. "Actually, me an' Harry here were just on our way there. You and your friends can come with us. The name's Hagrid." "Thank you Hagrid." said Koenma. As they walked out the door and Kurama noticed that the boy, Harry Potter, had a scar shaped like a lightning bolt on his forehead. Kurama chose not to say anything afraid that it might offend him. They all walked around the back of the pub and Hagrid got out an umbrella and tapped some bricks above a trash can and before they knew it the wall had opened up revealing a street filled with people in robes running around all over the place." Welcome to Diagon Ally."
(Well how did you like our first attempt at writing a fan fiction so far. If it sucks tell me and if you liked it tell me so we can boost our ego.) ( Especially the writer which needs a big boost in her ego says the co writer) ( Will you shut up this story was my idea in the first place) ( So but it wouldn't be as good if you hadn't asked me to help! Key phrase YOU ASK ME!) ( Let's just get on with the story) (ooohhh...no comeback!) (Well... if you want to review or just to talk e-mail me at www.foxy_bitch@bolt.com or if you surprisingly want to talk to my co writer email her at www.lady_thug_4_u84@yahoo.com if u care. I hope she didn't hear that last comment...) (Bitch!!!! Prepare to die!! yells the co writer) she produces a mallet and proceeds to hit the poor editor over the head. ( Ow! OW! OK,ok...I'm sorry! Hey I said I was sorry!) (Not good enough!) (Ahhh.....) proceeds to run around the room trying to get away from the crazed co writer. (Ahem...we'll see you in the next chapter. WILL YOU TWO CUT THAT OUT! yells a mystery un- known person and the lights begin to dim. (What do you mean the lights begin to dim! This is a fanfiction damnit not a god damn play! yells mystery person #2) (Oh...oops. Must have got the wrong room... says mystery person #1) The two preceed two fight. (Alright every one if you just read all that I give you credit but I am deeply saddened by the trauma you must have had to go through, but this time for real, we'll-) ( Trauma! You don't know trauma until you lived through what I just wen't through! yells the writer.) (Shut up. Nobody want's to hear your mouth) (Wha- but..) The co writer pulls another mallet out of thin air and quikly writer shuts up.(This time for real, for real see you in the next chapter. says the co writer) Until then see ya! ^__^
The Letter
Hey, this is my first time writing a fanfic and flames and reviews are welcome! Also me and my co writer will be announced at the end of the story. ^__^ In case you didn't know this is a crossover fanfic where the Yu Yu Hakusho characters are going to Hogwarts! I don't know why I had a sudden urge to write a crossover between them but it is bound to be weird and funny and...just cool. Well to find out read my story, and your probably getting annoyed at me for taking up all this time ranting but lets just move on to the story shall we, well here it is enjoy! ^__~ by the way this ( ) means me or my co writer talking.
I don't own Yu Yu Hakusho or Harry Potter, you happy? So now you cant sue me :P Besides you would only get pocket lint :P ha ha!
( The Letter)
Kurama reached into the mailbox and pulled out a few envelopes, a Martha Stuart* magazine and a bill adressed to his mother. He walked back into the kitchen and handed his mother her magazine and her bills. He walked up the stairs and into his room, shut the door and started getting ready for school. As he was running a brush through his long red hair he heard a slight tapping at the window. He turned around expecting to see Hiei but instead found himself staring at a snowy white owl with spots of black and brown on its feathers. He blinked in surprise but quickly regained himself and walked cautiously (sp.?) up to the window and opened it to allow the bird to fly in and land on the back of his chair. He then noticed that there was a piece of paper, parchment to be exact, tied to the owl's left leg. It held its leg out as if waiting for Kurama to untie it. ' Well, I think this bird wants me to take this letter but is it safe?' Kurama thought to himself. As we all well know Kurama had many enemies when he was Youko Kurama. 'O well' he thought,' Koenma's not here to stop me so I might as well open it.' By now the bird was getting impatient and it stuck it's leg out further so it was practically in Kurama's face. "O, right sorry" Kurama said out loud and reached out and untied the letter from the owl's out stretched leg. The owl looked relieved and put it's leg back down and started looking around the room looking for something to eat no less. Kurama noticed this and being the kind and caring person he is, he went down stairs and when he came back up he was carrying a muffin his mother had made for breakfast and a small glass of water. He set both of them in front of the owl and started to untie the letter. But instead of untying the letter he had to break a seal. He didn't recognize who's seal it was, but it consisted of a lion, a snake, a raven, and a badger surrounding a large letter H. He broke the seal and his eyes widened at what he saw. Kurama blinked(again) and thought out loud and murmured "Koenma never told me there was a school for wizards." He thought the only type of magic out there was reiki energy(spirit energy) and that's not even really magic after all. He skimmed through the letter and read what it had to say.
Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry
We are pleased to inform Minamo Suuiichi that he has been accepted at Hogwarts School of Wictchcraft and Wizardry. Please read and follow the given instructions below.
Uniform First year students will require: 1. three sets of plain work robes (green, black, or blue) 2. one plain pointed hat for daywear (black) 3. one pair of protective gloves ( dragon hide or similar) 4. one winter cloak ( black, blue, or green with silver fastenings) Please note that all pupils' clothes should carry nametags. Course Books All students should have a copy of each of the following: The Standard Book of Spells (Grade 1) by Miranda Goshawk A History of Magic by Bathilda Bagshot Magical Theory by Albert Waffling A Beginners' Guide to Transfiguration by Emeric Switch Magical Drafts and Potions by Arsenius Jigger Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them by Newt Scamander The Dark Forces: A Guide to Self-Protection by Quentin Trimble
Other Equipment 1 wand 1 cauldron (pewter, standard size 2) 1 set glass or crystal phials 1 telescope 1 set brass scales
Students may also bring an owl OR a cat OR a toad
Parents are reminded that first years are not allowed their own broomsticks
Please load the train to Hogwarts off of platform 9 3/4
'Wow' thought Kurama, 'Maybe this is a joke. Yea this is probably one of Yussuke's jokes.' But he had a strange feeling it wasn't. He couldn't wait to talk to Koenma and ask him if this was for real or not. He looked at the owl who by now had finished his muffin and was sipping(or whatever birds do with water) his water. He flew over to the window seal and cocked its head at Kurama and flew off. Kurama finished brushing his hair and thought to himself 'I'll have to talk to Koenma later.' *************************************************************** After school Kurama made a visit to Koenma's palace and was surprised to find Yussuke, Kuwabara, Botan(even though she's usually there), and lastly Hiei. The little fire demon was sulking in the corner and by his facial expression was deep in thought about something. Kurama walked gracefully (as he does every thing gracefully) up to Koenma's desk where the royal pain in the ass, as Yussuke called him was, at the moment(like every moment) stamping the papers piled up to 4 feet high on his desk. "Koenma I need to talk to you" said Kurama. "Who doesn't." he said grumpily." Wait don't tell me a got a letter from Hogwarts." "Uhh.....Yeah," Kurama said," How did you know?" "Every one here got one including me!" Koenma whined, "I'm being forced to go and if I don't go he'll take away my baby bottle privileges for one whole week!" ( he refers to Koenma's dad, Lord Enma) Every one stared. "Did I say that out loud of course I don't use a baby bottle....hehhehheh." "Oh this is rich! Koenma the ruler of the underworld and Maiki uses a milk bottle! I can see it in the tabloids now!" Yussuke bellowed while trying to talk between laughing causing him to choke. Meanwhile, Botan was patting Yussuke on the back, Kuwabara was rolling around on the floor laughing, acting like the idiot he was, Hiei had a little smirk on his face that was annoying Koenma so much he wanted to smack him but of course if he did he didn't have a death wish ready, 'And who would want a face as beautiful as mine dead?' Kurama sweatdropped and was looking red in the face from the effort of trying not to laugh, clashing horribly with his red hair. The fanfic author snickers and while saying (look at the wittle baby...*snicker* *snicker*) Koenma was looking ready to go crawl in a hole but then straitened in his chair and cleared his throat. Didnt work. He cleared his throat again and banged his stamper on the table. Every one stared at him and he put the stamper back down on its holder and there was a big red *accepted* on the table where the stamper had hit. Botan was reading her letter over again and started complaining about no broomsticks. "But they didn't say oars," she chuckled evilly. "Koenma, why did you get a letter? You don't have enough power to save your royal ass!" said Yussuke. " I resent that, and besides I've got enough power to destroy a you and your stupid planet called Earth, and that's a cute royal ass by the way," he countered back at Yuusuke.(That's for sure he's got the finest butt I've ever seen muttered the co writer) ( no Hiei has the cutest ass what are you talkin about!!!) (No, Koenma does!!!) " Shut up both of you!" Hiei barked the first words any one heard him utter since he got there. ( Ha! see he doesn't like you said the co writer) (He does too, don't you Hiei) flutters eyelashes. Meanwhile no answer from Hiei (DON'T YOU HIEI!!!!) screams the fanfic writer. (Say yes and I wont make you have a gay relationship with Malfoy!) *Smiles innocently*(sp.?) " OK, OK I like you! You happy? (Yes ^__^) "Uhhh..."said every one watching this little episode. (I still say Koenma has a cuter ass.) Koenma clears his throat. "So... are we all going to go to this school or whatever?" said Yuusuke. "What I want know is how Kuwabara got into ANY school." said the short little fire demon.( with a cute ass) ( Hey!!! yells the co writer) " Excuse me, I happen to be a very inti... uh whatever that word is type of guy."(just in case you didn't catch what he was trying to say, key word trying, he was trying to say *intellectual* is that how you spell it) (I have no idea i thought you were supposed to be the smart one you are the editor after all said the co writer) (I am smart!) (that's what you think) (what's that supposed to mean!!!) *glares daggers at the co writer and starts throwing them too.(save me from the physco that belongs in a mental institution!) (ahhhh... I don't belong in a mental institution. I'm just different *sniffle* *sniffle*) (sure you mean special as in needs help)(OK.... now back to the story sorry about that interruption) stares at co writer.@__@ "As I was saying, we all must go to this school." said Koenma. "It seems like it would be fun." said Yussuke. "Yes. It would." replied Botan. "Hn. I don't see why I have to go." Hiei complained. *************************************************************** (Flashback)
When Mukuro had gotten her mail(does she have a mail box?) she had been in shock that Hiei had gotten a letter and had kept pestering him to let her read it. He of course didn't. He didn't mind anybody reading this letter(even though it was his first) since there was nothing in there that was personal, but he just felt like being annoying. *************************************************************** (Present Time)
"We all have to go because it would be able to give us more fighting tecniches(sp.?)and abilities. Plus it would give us a chance to train." said Kurama. "I can train right here." replied Hiei.
"Still you are going to go." said Koenma. "Who's gunna make me? You? Ha!" said Hiei smugly.(if you don't go Hiei you'll ruin my story!) " I don't care." ( Hiei, I am the fanfic writer here I've got the power! Your going. End of discussion.) ( Ha, ha...Hiei's getting bossed around by a girl...' the co writer teases.) "I hate fanfic writers." murmured Hiei. Botan took that moment to speak up." Where are we going to get all of this stuff? And what is platform 9 and 3/4?" she asked. "We get the supplies in Diagon Alley of course, where else? And I don't know about the platform we'll ask someone when we get there." Koenma told her. "Hmmm. It says that we have to attend school in about a week! That doesn't give us much time." said Kurama. "Well I'm already packed. I always wear black robes." commented Hiei. " But do you have nametags on them? Of course who could get their robe mixed up with yours? Their bound to notice that they are way to short for them!' said Kuwabara. "They would if they were as dumb as you, and who are you calling short!" cried Hiei. "Who do you think you little shrimp!" retorted Kuwabara. Hiei lunged himself at Kuwabara his nihonto flashing. Kuwabara stepped (fell) back and dodged it and started running around the room trying to get away from Hiei who was also running around the room in pursuit of the orange haired oaf. "Calm down!" said Botan, holding her head as if she was getting a head ache. "Well we better get packing and hurry up to Diagon Alley to buy our things before every one gets the good scales. I'd like to get one that works for once." Koenma muttered, looking down at his own scale in disgust. "And Hiei wouldn't you want to buy new robes for school and you still need to buy one that has silver fastenings on them and a hat." Kurama told Hiei. "He wouldn't need a hat. He's already got hair that sticks straight up, how are you going to tell the difference? Wouldn't that look kinda weird?" Kuwabara said, still panting from his latest work out. "True. It would look weird." Kurama said. "Grrrrrr." replied Hiei. (It's called gell! the co writer says) ( I doubt that it would work on Hiei's hair.) ( True..) "O well. Let's get going." said Koenma. "What! We have to go now! They better have a beauty salon in that Diagon Street or whatever. I need to get my eyebrows waxed, my hair cut, my nails done, and a new makeover!" Botan wailed. ('That's for sure.' said the co writer) Every one sweat dropped." Well we're leaving any way. They don't have a beauty salon so live with it and it's Diagon Ally not Street!" said Koenma in frustration. "Street, Ally same thing." commented Botan.( 'Bubble brain.' co writer again) "So! There's nothing wrong with that!" Botan said angrily.( blah blah blah i cant hear you... I'd let her get her way if I were you Koenma because she might put you in your grave with one sight of that ugly mug, and what about the innocent(sp.?) civilians? the says the co writer) "Ahhh.....! I hate you!!" wailed Botan. "OK....every one hold hands and we are going to transport to London." Koenma told them. "Do we really have to hold hands?" said Kuwabara staring at Hiei on his left, who by the way was looking murderous. "Yes, and try not to fight to much. If you do you might accidentally end up in another place." Koenma ordered. "So. It would be better than going to that stupid school." Hiei said under his breath. " Now Hiei, switch places with Yussuke and hold hands with Kurama since you two would be less likely to fight." They did as they were told only you could here murmurs of "Bossing me around...*mutter* *mutter*" "Who does he think he is?" coming from Hiei's direction. Every one held hands and they felt as if nothing had happened. Yussuke opened one eye tentively (sp. ?) and looked around totally amazed to find himself smack dab in the middle of the street and people were staring at him as if he was an alien. 'Well I would to. I mean we just popped up in the street.' Yussuke thought to himself. He noticed that all the traffic had stopped and he opened both eyes and noticed that every one else had done the same. Hiei dropped Kurama and Koenma's hand's like they were made of fire and the others followed suit. Hiei was wiping his hands on his robe in disgust. "Hehehheh....uh sorry about the interruption. We'll be going now." Yussuke told every one that was looking at them which happened to be everybody in sight. Koenma pulls every one with the exception of Hiei behind him and into a small grubby looking pub on the left side of the street called the Leaky Cauldron. When they opened the door every one turned towards them and let out a sigh of disappointment. "Well this is quite a welcoming." said Botan sarcastically. "Ahhh...we were just expecting someone else." said the bartender. The door opened and every one turned around to see the biggest person they had ever seen standing in the doorway. Hiei watched as the huge man walked forward and when he moved you could see the shape of a young boy standing behind him. Every one gasped and Hiei wondered what all the fuss was about even though the man was rather large. One of the people sitting down at a table exclaimed "No...it can't be. H-harry Potter!" "We are graced in your presence." said the bartender. "What the hell is all the fuss about?" Hiei thought and ended up saying it to. Every one gasped(again...) "Don't you know who this boy is?" said one of the people at a table who was now standing up. "No. Should I?" said Hiei. "This boy is Harry Potter, the boy who lived." the huge man said. "So. I don't see anything special about him. I've lived through a lot of things to." said Hiei. "You don't know who Harry Potter is!" " Again, no." "Hiei, Harry Potter here somehow beat Lord Voldemort. One of the strongest wizards of all time when he was only one years old." Koenma told Hiei. "Oh." Harry meanwhile was looking embarrassed because every one was talking as if he wasn't there."O well. Can one of you tell us how to get to Diagon Ally?" asked Koenma. "Actually, me an' Harry here were just on our way there. You and your friends can come with us. The name's Hagrid." "Thank you Hagrid." said Koenma. As they walked out the door and Kurama noticed that the boy, Harry Potter, had a scar shaped like a lightning bolt on his forehead. Kurama chose not to say anything afraid that it might offend him. They all walked around the back of the pub and Hagrid got out an umbrella and tapped some bricks above a trash can and before they knew it the wall had opened up revealing a street filled with people in robes running around all over the place." Welcome to Diagon Ally."
(Well how did you like our first attempt at writing a fan fiction so far. If it sucks tell me and if you liked it tell me so we can boost our ego.) ( Especially the writer which needs a big boost in her ego says the co writer) ( Will you shut up this story was my idea in the first place) ( So but it wouldn't be as good if you hadn't asked me to help! Key phrase YOU ASK ME!) ( Let's just get on with the story) (ooohhh...no comeback!) (Well... if you want to review or just to talk e-mail me at www.foxy_bitch@bolt.com or if you surprisingly want to talk to my co writer email her at www.lady_thug_4_u84@yahoo.com if u care. I hope she didn't hear that last comment...) (Bitch!!!! Prepare to die!! yells the co writer) she produces a mallet and proceeds to hit the poor editor over the head. ( Ow! OW! OK,ok...I'm sorry! Hey I said I was sorry!) (Not good enough!) (Ahhh.....) proceeds to run around the room trying to get away from the crazed co writer. (Ahem...we'll see you in the next chapter. WILL YOU TWO CUT THAT OUT! yells a mystery un- known person and the lights begin to dim. (What do you mean the lights begin to dim! This is a fanfiction damnit not a god damn play! yells mystery person #2) (Oh...oops. Must have got the wrong room... says mystery person #1) The two preceed two fight. (Alright every one if you just read all that I give you credit but I am deeply saddened by the trauma you must have had to go through, but this time for real, we'll-) ( Trauma! You don't know trauma until you lived through what I just wen't through! yells the writer.) (Shut up. Nobody want's to hear your mouth) (Wha- but..) The co writer pulls another mallet out of thin air and quikly writer shuts up.(This time for real, for real see you in the next chapter. says the co writer) Until then see ya! ^__^