A/N: Konnichiwa!!! ^______^ Wow...where did that enthusiasm come from?? Tee hee...as all of you know...this is the long awaited sequel to Come Come Paradise!! Whee!! (That was Kaveh...not me) Oh yeah, there was an error in the title...and we just figured out that it will be a TRILOGY!! So the next story will be Eternally In Paradise, yeah.
newdragon18: tat was SOO not me!!!
yami: *just sits there and looks at the two*
ava: u always say tat when we are on the phone...baka!! *smile*
yami: *blush* hehe...she is right.
newdragon18: ...
yami: ...
ava: ...
all: ...
ava: oh, forget it!! Anyway, enjoy this co-written story with me and Kaveh who is known as new dragon18!! ^__^
Disclaimer: new dragon18: We do not own Naruto.
ava: I wish I owned Kakashi...I can have him all to myself!! *squeezes her Kakashi plush doll* How soft...how cuddly...
new dragon18: *bonks ava on the head using Yami* You will NEVER own him!!! ...but I will own Hinata!! She is SOO a HOTTIE!!
yami: I can't argue with that. *smiles and walks over to Ava who has a bump on her head*
ava: oh shut up you two!! *switches from bitch mode to not-bitch mode and waves to the readers* HAPPY READING!!!!
new dragon18: DON'T FORGET TO REVIEW!!! PLZ REVIEW!!!
yami: uh huh...yeah, read it and review...
Title: Swept Away in Paradise
Summary: Co-written with new dragon18!! ...
~Do You Smell Smoke?~
The shadow of Kakashi-sensei dissolved into the broad daylight as the roommates just stood there...speechless...while their luggage was in the van. After a few minutes, Sakura went over and picked up her pink suitcase ((hehe)) and brings it over to where she stood.
"So...we're really staying here for good..." it seems that Naruto had a disappointed look on her face and Hinata went over to comfort him.
"That means that we get free ramen!! Heh Heh!!" Naruto put up two fingers in the air as if he won a battle. ((It's true...sad but true...)) When the people heard that, they sweat dropped and Sasuke stood out from the throng of roommates and looked at Naruto.
"Well...now what are going to do?" Naruto had a question mark displayed on his head.
"Well, we need to unload our luggage from the van since Kakashi-sensei tricked us into leaving the house," Sakura told everyone. In response, there was a nod from every head...and soon they were bring their stuff into the beach house.
"You know what everyone? Instead of bringing your stuff into the house...Sasuke and I will clean the house first...since there are boxes everywhere...and when we are done, you can bring your stuff in," Naruto smiled which revealed his pearly white teeth in neat two rows from the bottom to top, " and while we are doing this, you all could chill your butts outside...even though it's hot...outside," Naruto smiled which revealed his pearly white teeth in neat two rows from the bottom to top.
"Fine," Sasuke agreed and brought Temari's suitcase and Lee's stuff into the house while Naruto brought Ten-Ten's and Sakura's.
While everyone was outside and the hyperactive blonde and Sasuke was inside, Sakura walked over to Ino. The pink-haired girl looked at Ino's baggage which revealed that the cute blonde had only two bags while Sakura had a suitcase and a bag. The two girls stood beside each other in silence.
"So...what do you have there? 1/4 of your luggage, huh?" Sakura joked.
"And what do you mean by that?" a serious look was displayed on Ino's face.
"Oh...you know the usual, makeup in one bag...or one suitcase! And two bags for your clothes...etc, etc," Sakura put her two arms behind her head in a relaxed position while Ino was trembling with her fists clenched tight together.
"And well...you would probably have your panties and bra...not like you have any, in other bag...haha, now THAT is a whole different situation..." Before Sakura could finish, Ino hit her with a mallet on the head.. ((Anime style))
"Hey! What did you do that for??" Sakura got up and recovered quickly from the punch.
"What do you mean 'what did you do that for' ? For the past few minutes, you were not only sweet-talking with your sweet Neji, but instead...you are actually insulting me as if I have no feelings!!" Ino and Sakura growled at each other and were in a head-to-head position shooting electric darts at each other.
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Naruto moved two cardboard boxes full of dishware to the other side of the living room to prevent it from blocking the entrance for the others to come in. On the other hand, Sasuke was just chilling on the left arm of the couch while Naruto is sweating and panting from the work.
"What the hell?!?!? Aren't you supposed to be doing this too??" Naruto held two boxes with his two arms together so it was piled on one another and looked at Sasuke.
"I'm taking a break,"
"Break?? You don't need a break...what happened to your I-am-SO-great-at-fighting-so-leave-me-alone-attitude???" Naruto had a stern look in his eyes.
Sasuke looked up and his black onyx eyes stared into the electric blue color of Naruto's. "Fine, whatever, if you don't want to do it...then I'll just have to save the big boxes JUST for you!!" Naruto turned around and he was careless enough to have one of the teapots fall from the top and fall on Sasuke's head.
"You...idiot!"
"Huh?" Naruto turned around and saw a bump on Sasuke's head and saw him holding a teapot.
"Oh!! Thank you Sasuke!! I've been looking for that teapot to go with this box up here...hehe!!" Naruto smiled at Sasuke who had a threatening look on his face, "hey, what's the matter? Uh...Sasuke? Where did you get that bump? Did something fall on your head?" Naruto twitched his whiskers and saw Sasuke trembling with anger.
"You baka!! YOU dropped it on me!!" Sasuke held the teapot up to Naruto as if he was going to pour it on him.
"Heh Heh...it was an accident," Naruto answered, and he could tell that his response wasn't going to calm down Sasuke.
"You dropped it on me!! Now...I'm going to drop it on you!!" Sasuke held the teapot high up in the air and tipped it to the side and tea came out. Luckily, Naruto shifted to the side and the tea dripped to the carpet where the blonde was standing.
"HEY!! You didn't have to do that!!" Naruto yelled back at Sasuke and then found himself running away from Sasuke and the teapot.
"AHH!! SASUKE!!! LEAVE ME ALONE...I SAID THAT I WAS SORRY!!!!" Naruto, holding two boxes piled up in the air, was trying to block every hit from the teapot.
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Outside...where it's nice and quiet...well...Sakura and Ino are still arguing...but who cares? HeHe. Temari just stood by her luggage looking at the beach house as if she had came here for the first time, and has never stepped her foot into it. Instead of staying in her position all day long, she decided to head over to the entrance.
"What is taking them too long?" Temari whispered to herself and when she passed the nearest couple, she accidentally tripped on one of their luggage and when she fell, she lost footage and grabbed anything that was closest to her so she wouldn't fall. She heard a RRRIIPPP and a scream to follow that.
Everyone's head turned to see what happened and Temari looked up and someone hit her on the head with a purse. "OH MY GOSH!! WHY DID YOU DO THAT?????WHAT DID I DO SO THAT YOU CAN DO THAT TO ME?!?!?!??!?!?!?!" Ten-Ten kept on whacking her purse at Temari.
"S," Temari's words was muffled by the purse's whacking, "O," more whacking, "RR," even more whacking, "Y," Ten-Ten stopped her whacking and looked at her skirt. Lee even had a surprised look on his face since the skirt was ripped and it revealed her long legs.
"Sorry," Temari finally finished her words.
"My skirt!!" Ten-Ten's face was flushed with a crimson color and she quickly grabbed the torn material and covered her legs as if she was a nun and didn't want to show any skin.
"Wow...I feel sorry for her," Ino said while Sakura looked at the blonde, "How cheap material!" Ino held her hand up to her mouth as if shocked. Sakura bonked her on the head with a sledge hammer.
"This will never end, will it?" Sakura let out a sigh.
While Ten-Ten and Temari were arguing on Ten-Ten's skirt, the other roommates were having troubles of their own. Near Ten-Ten, Hinata walked over to Neji.
"Hello Neji," Hinata smiled a friendly greeting to her cold cousin.
"What do you want?" his piercing eyes darted towards Hinata's soft eyes.
"Well, I just wanted to know that well...now that you have Sakura, is anything going to happen?" Hinata twitched with her fingers like she did when she was young.
"Why do you care? Whatever happens, happens. It can be about destiny," Neji shrugged off the thought of Sakura, until something shook him inside about her.
"I just wanted to know, that's all," Hinata smiled.
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While almost everyone outside...and inside...were arguing, none of them took notice of someone walking over to their house. The tall person seemed to be a man, because of his figure and he quickly shifted behind the wall. He flicked a lighter and then dropped it near some grass that was close to the wall. He then ran away in a different route...revealing a few strands of hoary hair.
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While the roommates were caught up in each other's troubles and fights, Lee just stood there evaluating the various fights going on. Sakura and Ino. Ten-Ten and Temari. Neji and Hinata. The black-haired young man realized that Shikamaru and Gaara were not fighting at all. Lee turned to the van and saw that Shikamaru has been asleep the whole time, since he helped load the many luggage into the van. And Gaara? Well...he was being Gaara.
Just then, a thin stream of smoke cascaded from the air. It happened to pass Lee, who then smelled it. "Hey, does anyone here smell smoke?" Lee asked the roommates, but they didn't pay any attention to him.
"Hello??" He waved his arms at everyone to get their concentration on the smell of smoke, but no one paid attention. Lee then turned to Gaara who sat on the ground. He knew, but didn't do anything. Totally like Gaara. ^____^
After the thin aroma of smoke disappeared, a fire began to start at the house. "Gaah!!" Lee held his head and looked at the blazing fire. It was increasing in its size, and soon...it was going to devour the whole beach house in a matter of minutes.
"FIRE!!!!" Lee ran around telling everyone about the fire, but they wouldn't pay attention because they were caught up in their arguments.
"FIRE!!!!!! FIRE!!!!!! FIRE!!!!!! SOMEONE GET WATER!!!!!!! FIRE!!!!!" Lee tried to find some water, and went over to the sprinklers. He then ran over to a wall where there was a wheel and a hose. It was torn.
"FIRE!!!!! FIRE!!!!!!! FIRE!!!!!!! PEOPLE LISTEN TO ME!!!!!! FIRE!!!!!! HOT HOT FIRE!!!!!!!!" Lee was running like mad trying to get everyone's attention, until finally they listened, and Shikamaru finally woke up.
Later, Naruto came running out of the house with Sasuke behind him with the teapot. It didn't seem like they have caught notice of the fire. "LEAVE ME ALONE!!!" Naruto yelled at Sasuke. The black-haired guy kept on pouring tea at Naruto, but missed.
Sasuke then stopped chasing Naruto and looked at the burning building. The blonde then stopped running but still didn't pay any attention to the house, but Sasuke. He stomped over to him with a stern look in his eyes, "Don't you EVER do that again!!" Just when he said the final word, the house made its final collapse leaving debris and broken glass and wood.
"Huh?" Naruto then sniffed the air and a bewildered look came across his face.
"Does anyone here smell smoke?" at this, all of the roommates fell down backwards at Naruto's stupidity.
"You idiot!!" Sasuke swung the teapot at Naruto, and successfully knocked Naruto on the head. And following that, Naruto received many scolds from his roommates, while Hinata stood quiet.
"SO WHAT DO WE DO NOW??? WE ARE HOMELESS!!" Ino shivered at the thought. Everyone nodded.
"ALL BECAUSE OF YOU!!" Sakura pointed a strict finger at Naruto. Everyone nodded.
"Now, what are we going to do? We have no place to stay," Temari had tears streaming down from her cheeks.
"This all wouldn't have happened...if you all paid ATTENTION to ME!!" Lee crossed his arms in front of him and looked at the roommates, who have an ashamed look on their faces.
"So...what now?" Naruto asked as everyone's eyes darting towards him.
At that right time, a sheet of white paper randomly...from out of the blue...flew casually down from the sky and fell on the ground.
A/N: So...how was it??? Kaveh and I wanted to know how you thought of the first chapter!! Please review!! Don't forget to read my other stories and his too!! REVIEW!!!! XD*