Happy Tree Friends Presents

"Hey,You Sweet Thing!"

Starring: Nutty and Disco Bear

Featuring: Petunia, Chopette and Lumpy

...Almost There...

Out scene takes pace over at Willow Garden Shoppe, a place where some folks go to grab a quick meal and to chat with friends while they buy clothes to wear. The building was the shape of a giant shopping bag and inside the shop, there were a bunch of dining tables too. All the walls had a vertical pink and red stripe designs on them. The marble tile floor was being mopped by Lumpy, the janitor, as he was wearing a pair of headphones. He was too busy jamming as started using his mop as an electric guitar.

At one of the tables, two best friends were simply having a little talk.

Nutty giggled as he went back to eating the rest of his chocolate bar. He and Sniffles are as close as a friendship could ever go. He was the kind of guy who likes to make other laugh or your average fun loving junkie.

Sniffles was often there to assist him in various problems.

One time, he remembered when he ate a whole tub of concrete when he thought it was a bag of sugar and he had to take him all the way to the hospital. It only ended with mad results when they were killed along the new highway.

"Dude! I just can't believe Flaky did that!" Nutty said, taking a sip from his cookie dough milkshake.

Sniffles could only laugh but a little bit.

"Flaky is a mature young lady, she just has to learn how to walk in those un-comforting heels though.." He replied. "That reminds me, I'm simply baffled by how you manage to keep your health in balance after indulging massive amounts of sugar in all of the systems inside of your body."

"Guess I was just made that way." the squirrel continued, digging into the left pocket of his fur and pulled out a photo.

In the photo was a picture of a younger version of him sleeping in a adult's arms.

"When I was a little kid, my mom always used to feed me chocolate milk from a bottle.."

Nutty laughed nervously as he began to blush a bit. He quickly put put the picture away back in his pocket.

"Makes quite perfect sense..'

"Thanks, buddy."

"No need to really thanks me for anything." Sniffles said, crossing his arms.

However, they were suddenly alarmed by a giggling voice of a female.

Sniffles turned around and he noticed somebody that made his eyes widen in fear as she walked right through the front doors.

She was looking around with a grin on her face and she had her gigantic axe strapped behind her back with a giant leather belt tied around her waist.

Chopette got her named for how she carried her axe every place that she'd go. Back when she was a bounty hunter, she would slice all her targets with a simple swipe of her blade without a sweat. Now that she was retired, it seems that she was on the hunt for more than a target nowadays. However, her new interest in men are a reason most boys are afraid of her in more ways than one.

"Oh, Shoot! It's Chopette!" Sniffles yelped as he shook Nutty's shoulder," We have to hide before she spots us!"

"Nutty? Nutty?"

He looked over to see that he was too busy slurping on a strawberry soda

Sniffles quickly smacked him upside the head and it made him spit out his drink.

"Did you say something, Sniff?" he asked, tilting his head.

"~Yoohoo!" called a voice.

Nutty let out a startled scream the moment when he heard Chopette's voice. He looked left and right frantically for a place to run until he leapt underneath the tablecloth, hiding from under the table as Sniffles rolled his eyes.

"Sure, go and leave me here..." Muttered the aardvark.

It was too late for him to take a turn to hide when he noticed Chopette skipping over happily and sat right next to him. Sniffles covered his tiny ears when she took her axe and placed it on the table with a loud slam.

Nutty could only watch from underneath, crawling on both his arms and legs as he heard Chopette talking to Sniffles.

"Hey, Smarty-Pants!" The rabbit girl purred.

Sniffles could only slap a paw over his forehead when she spoke. He crossed his arms again when he spoke up. "Madame, I shall never partake any part in the plethora of your bothersome rhetoric so you can elude me into a romantic relationship!" Sniffles huffed.

"And besides...I thought we agreed for you not to address me by that embarrassing name!"

Chopette just blinked for a moment before she started pinching his cheek like he was a kid.

"Tee-hee! You talk really funny stuff!"

"Yeah, I get that a lot..."

Meanwhile, under the table, Nutty was starting to feel quite furious (and a little jealous) from what he had heard. He gently whacked his fist on the floor as he snarled softly with anger.

"Nobody's gonna take my best friend, marry him, possibly murder him and get away with it!" He muttered.

He took a quick peek out from below the tablecloth. His eyes darted to right and to the left before he saw that the coast was clear and everything seemed to look safe enough to escape. The squirrel gently squirmed out of the table, still crawling on all four of him limbs as he kept an watchful eye on Chopette in case she saw him.

She didn't really see him at all due to the fact she was still talking to an annoyed Sniffles.

Wiping off the sweat on his forehead, Nutty darted on his legs and made a quick run for it. He began to run into the shopping distract of the area. The shopping distract was filled with clothing racks and many generic shoppers were looking at what things to purchase. Mime Mime was serving as the cashier, helping Petunia being fit into a elaborate dress.

Nutty then started spotting a large, frilly, and fancy looking room in the back of the distract that had a large sign on the front.

The sign read, "Fitting Room." making Nutty start to blush. He knew that it was wrong for a boy to be in a place for girls, but he wanted to rescue Sniffles before the psychotic Chopette had any thought of falling for him.

He looked around in case somebody saw as he quickly made his way into the area. After Nutty got inside, he saw that the fitting room had many small rooms with closed doors.

Behind each door were other girls as they were trying on their newfound attire. He was a bit relived when he saw an open door with nobody in and he dashed right inside. The vacant room had a large mirror in the far left corner where he found his reflection looking back at him. He also found a small bench for him to sit and the walls around him were decorated with fancy lace and sparkles, showing a girly feeling of the room.

"Hm...this looks like a good place to hide." He said to himself, "But I can't let her see me.."

Suddenly, something caught Nutty's eye and he looked to see what the object could possibly be.

A blue knee-length skirt with a pretty yellow belt tied around it lay on the seat of the bench. Hanging above it on a small hanger was a neon orange tank top that had matching ruffles on the straps.

Feeling somewhat curious, Nutty walked over and he carefully picked up the skirt.

Nutty felt his left foot start to lift up and start to slip under the skirt. He placed his other foot in the skirt as he began to giggle a little bit. The sugar junkie pulled the skirt up to his waist and fixated the belt, giving him a perfect fit.

He turned back to mirror as he looked back down at his skirt.

"Gee, this really brings out my eyes..."

He began to think for a moment or two, scratching his head until his eyes lit up with a sudden surprise.

"That's It!" He chimed as he jumped up in excitement.

Nutty then walked over and he grabbed the tank top from the hanger. He shifted his arms through the straps as they made a perfect fit. The bottom half of the top flowed over his belly, exposing the lower half of the candy cane on his chest. Nutty even stuffed his feet in a pair of white socks with pink lace in them.

He also found a pair of golden hoop earrings on the floor and he placed them around his ears.

After he felt he was done, he looked at the mirror and examined his new figure.

The slimness of the tank top made his hips look more feminine but he didn't really mind. He put his paws on his hips and he did a couple of poses that were copied inside the mirror's frame.

"Looking good.." he said.

With those words, Nutty was about to sneak his way out of the fitting room. But he looked over to discover a nearby mannequin next to the door. It had a mint green wig on its head, tied up in two large ponytails.

Think of it as Miku Hatsune's hair except it had lime green dye on its bangs.

Nutty quickly swiped the wig off and he reached for the candy apple on his head. He tucked the wig over him, making room for his ears and the two lollipops on the sides of his face.

He put the apple back, giving it a quick lick before placing it over the wig to make it stick.

"That should do the trick." Nutty said with a smile.

When Nutty started to sneak out of the fitting rooms, Mime was now tying up the strings of a red corset on Petunia's waist. Mime looked and he noticed Nutty as he was on the move.

However, he didn't see him as Nutty but as a completely different girl.

Mime's eyes turned into red hearts and his tongue flopped out of mouth when he saw the "girl" passing by him.

He did a silent, romantic sigh as hearts started to bubble over his head.

He was so entranced that he didn't pay any attention to the way he was pulling the corset's strings. He was pulling them so tight that Petunia was choking with her face turning dark blue. She put her paws around her throat, begging for help.

The helpless skunk let out one more gag before she fell down dead on the floor.

"So does that mean that when you sneeze, does that mean that boogers come out of your mouth?"

Chopette was still talking to the aardvark with a face full of vigor.

His face however didn't seem like it though...

"..Yes, now will you please leave me alone?" Sniffles said, tapping his fingers on the tabletop.

"Fine! Your loss, honey..." she huffed before she picked up her axe. Chopette began to tie her axe back up as she made her way out the doors. As Nutty walking starting to pass by, he was quite surprised to see her leave just as he reached Sniffles's table.

She didn't even spare a glance at him or anything.

But he shrugged and he took his rightful seat next to Sniffles, who was looking him with a shocked look on his face.

"Hey, did I miss anything?"

"What the tree are you wearing, dude? You look rather...different now" He asked.

Sniffles pointed to Nutty's clothes, forcing his cheeks to go red with blush. "You do not wanna know what I went through, man.." Nutty said as he was crossing his arms.

Meanwhile, at another table, Giggles was also being annoyed.

But it was by someone else as he was leaning next to her with a smirk on his face.

"What part of go away do you not understand?" She hissed.

All Disco Bear did to reply was giving her a flirty wink as he fluffed the puffy afro on his head.

"Now don't pretend you don't like it when I flatter you, lil lady." He cooed..

Disco's voice has a thick western accent, so his language sounded a bit strange to others sometimes when he'd speak.

"So touchy, must be from hittin' your head pretty hard when you fell from heaven."

"Well, you deserve to get hit on the head!" Giggles replied before she slapped him across the face. He rolled his eyes as he rubbed his sore spot, marked red with pain. "At least call me?" he asked. The chipmunk simply looked away from him while she was drinking he rest of her iced tea.

Disco looked down at the floor in total defeat, but he didn't have the feeling to turn and walk out the door.

The reason why was explained from the moment he looked in the other direction.

Sitting over a table far away, he saw a green squirrel, sipping her soda glass, who had what looked like the loveliest green hair he'd ever seen. Disco's mind felt blank as light pink blush painted his face. His eyes traced over her blue skirt and the elegant ruffled tank top she wore, hypnotized by her hoop earrings that dangled back and forth.

Disco thought that he had never noticed any other girl in town more strangely alluring as the one he saw.

He knew that his thought was true because a glance at Petunia or Lammy never made him so weak in the knees. He could almost feel his heart being stolen as he kept gazing at the female across from him. The girl's petite figure just begged him to come closer.

"Oh...yeah..." he muttered in a lovestruck voice. With his jaw slightly dropped, he began walking over to "her" with a smile on his face.

Back to Nutty, Sniffles was feeling a bit cautious about his subtle plan.

"Why could you even consider such an idea." Asked the aardvark. "Think I just thought it'll distract Chopette...whatever the heck that means.." Nutty said sheepishly with most of his blush fading away. His tail drooped a little bit as he spoke but it perked back up after he tossed his soda bottle in the trash.

"You have to be very carful with such a disguise like that. I'm just worried to see what dangers come with it" Sniffles continued.

Nutty just put his paws back on his hips when smirked playfully.

"I don't see any danger yet. What's the worse that could happen?" he laughed.

"Well, you don't see these kind of chicks in Swan Lake..."

The squirrel's ears twitched when he heard the deep voice from behind him. Nutty got up from the table, turned around and he saw Disco Bear, standing next to him with his paws in his pockets and a flirty smile on his face.

He was confused when he gave him a wolf whistle.

"Um...hey there.." Nutty said, waving a shy hello to the bear.

"Must be the new chick here in town, huh?" Disco said.

Nutty was confused for a moment until he looked down at his clothes, remembering about his disguise.

He mentally gulped when he realized what Disco was saying. But he kept a calm look on his face and pretended to look flustered. Nutty cleared his throat a couple of times before he spoke back. "Yeah, I'm new here. Who might you be?" Nutty replied in a more girly tone, batting his eyes. This made Disco look pretty pleased because he gave him a swift wink.

He smiled at him before he broke out into a flamboyant pose.

"Allow me to introduce myself." he said, doing a few dance moves as he continued, "The name's Disco Bear, Baby-Cakes. I'm an expert on all things groovy-related, CD artist and #1 dancer on the block!"

Disco did a quick spin before he wrapped an arm around Nutty' shoulders, pulling him close to his side.

He felt grossed out when he started running his fingers under his chin like he was a real girl. "Not to mention that I'm "The Love Master" And I think you just hit the jackpot." Disco Bear purred, cocking his eyebrows up and down.

Nutty just rolled his eyes when he heard those words.

"Yeah, right..." Sniffles said.

"Don't mind him, he's just jealous of your truly." Disco smirked, gesturing to the aardvark. He then took his arms off of Nutty as he fluffed his afro again.

"You got a name, Sweet Pea?"

Nutty's eyes looked around the shoppe as a bit of sweat dripped off his forehead. "Um, yeah! That's my name, Sweet Pea!" He replied, his arms behind his back in a timid way.

"Heh heh, I love a good case of irony." Disco purred, clicking his tongue at "Sweet Pea". Nutty was relived that he was fooled by his response. But his relief was short lived when the bear started giving him a suspicious look.

"Wait just a second. You kinda remind me of somebody I know..." He said as he looked at the candy apple on his head.

Nutty's eyes became wide as dinner plates and his heart nearly stopped. He was too scared to imagine what Disco Bear would do if he saw he wasn't a girl. He let out a nervous gulp, feeling a lump in his throat.

"Y-Y-You do?"

"Of course...Princess Zelda! From the video game!"

The squirrel let out a sigh in relief and that was the moment Disco suddenly put an arm on his shoulders once more.

"You want to hang out sometime, Sweet Pea?" he said, leaning forward to give "her" a kiss.

Nutty belted out a scream in his normal voice before he pushed him away. The bear looked at him in confusion as the squirrel began to back away from him and Sniffles.

"What's wrong? You wanna do this tomorrow?" Disco asked.

He desperately wanted to shout "No!" after hearing that question.

But after looking at Disco with a blank look on his face, he had a much better idea in mind.

Nutty slowly turned to him with a flirty look on his face as he batted his eyes.

"Sure thing, cutie! I'd be happy to go out tomorrow. How's about tomorrow night?"

This time, he sounded a lot more seductive. Nutty began to slide his paws down to his sides, swaying his hips back and forth to give Disco a slight tease.

"Uh..y-yeah, that's exactly what I was gonna say!" Disco stuttered, blushing a bit when saw how his hips swayed. Nutty pretended to do a flirty giggle as he opened the front door. His hips seemed to swish up and down when he was about to walk out until turned around back to Disco Bear.

"See you there..hot stuff." His female voice purred once more

Nutty gave him wink and shook his hips two more times before he went out the door, leaving Sniffles with a disgusted look on his face and Disco Bear with a dorky, love struck look on his face.

"Yep, she wants me!" Disco said, crossing his arms and he turned around. But when he turned around, he suddenly slipped on a giant puddle of water that came out of nowhere. He fell down on his back, making his whole body snap in two on contact on the floor.

The blood from his corpse was mixed in the water making Sniffles smack his forehead.

Meanwhile, Lumpy saw the puddle and he kicked his mop to the side a nervous smile before he walked away.

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