A/N: Yo, peeps! Vimn here. Okay. So This is just another one of my weird ideas haha I just wanted to try this. Just some stupid project:) It's just basically a humor thing.
SO! This chapter will be about Gokudera and the other guardians playing this game where one person says a word and the other person has to say a different word, starting with the last letter from the word the first person said. And it goes on and on. But you can't repeat the same words. Otherwise, you lose. If you have no answer in a said-time, or if no word exists with that letter, or you just give up for that matter, you also lose. Game rules. I'm not sure what this is called in English, but in Korean, we call it '끝말잇기'. Anyways, it's basically a word train. Oh? Is that what it's called? Eh, whatever. And also, I'm thinking of putting up a Varia version—Varia style. Lol Tell me what you think of that suggestion! And feel free to tell me if you want other familigias doing this too lol Got the game understood? Then let's start, shall we?:)
Ah, and PS. This game can include many players lol but can also be played 1:1 haha of course…
Anywyays, ON WITH THE SHOW! Err, I mean, the story. Heh
I DON'T OWN KHR. There. Simple as that.
"Why the fuck is everybody here in Tenth's house?!" Gokudera shouted to no one in particular.
Indeed, everyone was crowded inside of Tsuna's room, each doing whatever they were doing.
Even Hibari and Mukuro were here—which was why Gokudera was so pissed.
"Eh, Gokudera! Reborn sent them here! I think he said something about 'family's need to gather one in a while'…" Tsuna said, trying to calm the hot head.
"Haha~ If it was Reborn's request, then I guess we all have to follow it, right?" Yamamoto grinned.
'Although it's more of an order than a request…' Tsuna thought.
"You don't understand, you baseball idi-"
"If you herbivores don't shut up, I'll bite you to death." Hibari growled, glaring at the lot.
Hibari was leaned against the wall next to the door(the side where the handle is) far away from the crowd—especially from Mukuro.
"WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY, SKYLA-"
"Kufufu~ Oya, oya. You both have quite a temper." Mukuro commented as he dug into Tsuna's drawer—which, err, well, contained his clothes. "Oya, Sawada Tsunayoshi has quite cute boxe-"
"HIEEEE! ROKUDO MUKURO-SAN! WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH MY-"
"OI, PINAPPLE! LET GO OF TENTH'S—erm—CLOTHES!" Gokudera shouted, his face red with anger. "You're already perverted enough to admit it!"
A vein bulged in Mukuro's head.
"Kufufu… You dare call me a pervert and a pineapple?" he said, dangerously.
"No! I called you a perverted pineapple, you fuckin-"
"Too loud, herbivores." Hibari growled, pulling his hidden tonfas out. "I'll bite you to death."
"Kufufu… So you wish to join the fight, Kyouya-kun?" Mukuro asked, his trident magically appearing into his hands.
Hibari's eyes narrowed as Mukuro dared to use his first name.
"Bring it on, fuckers!" Gokudera shouted, his dynamites ready in hand.
"HIEE! Wait! Stop!" Tsuna cried.
"I'm sorry Tenth! I'll pulverize these fuckers' faces for you-"
"Stop." A voice ordered from the open door.
Everybody turned the eyes to the door, and glanced down.
There stood Reborn, in his usual fedora.
"Reborn!" Tsuna cried in relief.
"Reborn-san…" Gokudera muttered while Mukuro laughed.
"Hn." Hibari stared down at Arcobaleno. 'Infant.'
"I won't let you tear the house apart. Nana's downstairs." Reborn said.
"Reborn!" Tsuna cried, yet again.
But was soon kicked in the head by his said-tutor.
"Dame Tsuna!" Reborn said as he kicked his student.
"OW! Reborn!"
"Re..Reborn-san!" Gokudera cried, rushing to his beloved Tenth.
Reborn smirked, and ignored the poor tuna. He turned to the Vongola guardians.
"The reason why I called you all here to Dame's house is-"
"Reborn! Don't ignore m-"
"Shut up, Dame!" Reborn once again kicked Tsuna in the head.
"OW!"
"Tenth!"
"Haha~ Are you okay, Tsuna?"
"Don't freaking laugh, baseball idiot!"
"Maa maa~"
"Listen!" Reborn ordered.
The three stooped, and every eye turned to him.
"The reason I called you here, is because I thought it would be a good thing to gather around and play a game together, once in a while." Reborn said, his eyes glinting mysteriously.
Everyone looked bewildered at him(except Hibari, who narrowed his eyes just a fraction, and Mukuro, who just 'Kufufu'ed).
Everybody continued to stare at him, when their eyes turned to the sound of a door opening.
Hibari was opening it(when had it even closed?), and it looked like he was planning to leave.
"H-Hibari-san?" Tsuna called out, stuttering.
"I will not waste my time playing games with herbivores." Hibari stated as he stepped out the door. 'Especially in a herbivore's house.'
"Hibari."
Hibari stopped.
He wouldn't have stopped if it wasn't the infant who had called him…
He turned to look at the interesting omnivore.
"I will fight you once, if you stay in on this one." Reborn suggested.
Jaws dropped.
Hibari looked at the infant, his barely widening, as he suddenly smirked and retreated back into the room, leaning his shoulder against the wall, looking amused.
Everyone looked shocked.
Reborn smirked, but it faded just as quickly as he turned to Tsuna.
"Dame, close the door."
"E-eh?! But H-Hibari-san is ri-right next to-" but he stopped as Reborn and Hibari both glared at him as if to say, 'Does/do he/I look like he's/I'm going to close it?'
"Hi-HIEE! A-Alright alright!" Tsuna ran to close his room door, averting the intense stare the prefect was giving him.
Reborn smirked.
"Okay. Gather around into a circle." He said. He looked at Hibari. "You too."
Everybody sat in a circle, and Hibari eventually sat too, besides Tsuna and Chrome.
Tsuna panicked while Chrome shifted closer to Mukuro, politely, so that Hibari could have more personal space.
"Kufufufu~ My dear Nagi-chan is so kind~" Mukuro praised, as his hands slid around Chrome's waist to pull her closer into her.
Chrome blushed noticeably.
[EXTREEEEEEEEMEEEEE!] Something shouted, making everybody jolt in surprise at the sudden scream(except Hibari, Mukuro, and Reborn).
"What the fuck?" Gokudera glared at Ryohei as the noise continued to scream the Sun guardian's ( ).
"OOPS! THAT'S MY ALARM TELLING ME TO WORK OUT TO THE EXTREME! I MUST LEAVE NOW!" The boxing-addict shouted as he stood up and jogged out the door. "I'M EXTREMELY SORRY! I'LL VISIT YOUR HOUSE ANOTHER DAY, SAWADA!"
"B-bye, Onni-san…" Tsuna stuttered.
And with a wave, Ryohei disappeared, uh, to the extreme.
"Wha…what the fuck?" Gokudera clearly looked confused, but pissed at the sudden happening.
"Haha~ I guess we have to count Ryohei-senpai out of this, huh?" Yamamoto laughed.
Gokudera was too disgusted to reply.
"Well then only seven members playing?" Reborn asked. "Oh. Six." He said as he spotted Lambo snoring in Tsuna's bed. "I never expected the stupid cow to play anyway."
"Wait, Reborn! What about you?" Tsuna asked.
"I'm keeping the scores, Dame Tsuna."
"O..Oh…"
Hibari stared at the infant with piercing eyes.
The infant had stopped himself from playing, but he hadn't stopped that Sassagawa herbivore.
This irritated him.
"Close the circle, we've got two empty spaces." Reborn ordered.
There was a lot of shuffling, except Hibari, who, didn't bother to move at all.
"Okay. We're going to play the 'Word Train'." Reborn informed them.
"What's a Word Train?" Tsuna wondered aloud.
"I'm getting to that, Dame! Don't interrupt me with your stupid thoughts!"
Tsuna blushed in embarrassment.
"So this is how it'll go. Gokudera will say a word and the person next to him—Dame—will have to say a different word, starting with the last letter from the word the Gokudera said. And it continues in the order; Yamamoto, Mukuro, Chrome, Hibari, and back to Dame. You lose if you say a word that has already been said, have no answer in 10 seconds, when no word exists with the letter you're supposed to start a word with, or when you just give up. Game rules." Reborn explained.
"Kufufu~ What's the prize?" Mukuro smiled, his eyes glinting.
The glint in Reborn's eyes rivaled the ones in Mukuro's.
"Anything you want." He answered.
The glint in Mukuro's eyes shone brighter.
"But you can't, let's say, 'own' Dame's body for forever."
Mukuro looked slightly disappointed at the fact that he won't be able to obtain and control the Decimo's body.
"Not forever." Reborn hinted.
Mukuro blinked at him for a moment, when his smile widened as he understood.
"Oya oya, but once." Mukuro murmured. "Kufufufufu~"
"O-Oi, Reborn-san!" Gokudera cried, his face flushing red.
Yamamoto tapped on the bomber's shoulder and asked what that meant.
Gokudera leaned over to quietly whisper something in Yamamoto's ear, making sure that the confused Tsuna didn't hear.
When Gokudera finished explaining, and straitened himself, Yamamoto grinned and gave a cheery laugh.
"M..Mukuro-sama?" Chrome looked up at her 'master', not quite understanding the situation.
"Kufufufu~ It's nothing, my dear Nagi-chan." Mukuro smiled kindly, causing Chrome to blush.
Gokudera stared at the pineapple.
'As perverted as that pineapple is, he doesn't want to tell her something that will ruin her innocence, does he?'
He was quite surprised and slightly…awed? That Mukuro would do such a…such a kind, pure thing.
"Does everyone understand?" Reborn asked. He ignored Tsuna's cry of 'No', and turned to Hibari instead.
"…Hn." Hibari grunted.
Reborn smirked.
"I'll take that as a 'yes'." He hopped off Tsuna's shoulder and walked towards the door, jumping to open it, before turning to look at the guardians. "Then have fun. Ciaossu!" And with that, he closed the door and left.
"Haha, Okay…" Yamamoto broke the silence first. "What do we do now?"
"We play the game, baseball idiot." Gokudera grunted as he thought of a word to start the game with.
"I'll start then. Are you ready, Tenth?" When Tsuna nodded, Gokudera said, "Homophobia." Glaring directly at Mukuro as he did so.
"Kufufufu~" Mukuro laughed.
"Um…'A'?" Tsuna thought hard. "Afraid?"
Gokudera blinked, then said, "Yes, good job, Tenth!"
Tsuna sighed in relief.
"Hahahaha~ Dera!" Yamamoto laughed when his turn came next.
"Why you baseball idiot!" Gokudera shouted at him as he flushed red. He had a good reason to do so, as he knew the baseball idiot wasn't talking about 'Defence Evaluation and Research Agency' or any of that abbreviation sorts.
"Kufufufu~ Asexual." The pineapple laughed at Gokudera as the baton came to him.
Gokudera looked at him, mad as hell.
"L-'L'? Um…" Chrome thought for a few moments before saying the word, "Leale." Looking up at Mukuro as she said so, blushing. Mukuro smiled and ruffled her hair, knowing that she meant she'd be 'loyal' to him.
Gokudera's eyes widened in surprise.
'She knows Italian?'
Instead, he grunted, "Why can't she just say 'loyal'? That starts with an 'L', too."
Mukuro glared at him while Chrome blushed as she realized this.
But they eventually turned their heads to Hibari.
"Hn." He replied.
Everybody stared at him.
"U..Um, Hibari-san… you're supposed to start with a…" Gokudera whispered something in Tsuna's ear. "an 'E'."
Hibari just stared at him.
Gokudera was staring at him for a few moments, when two and two clicked together.
Oh.
Oh.
Not 'Hn'.
'Hn'.
Gokudera grunted as he grudgingly admitted the fact that Hibari was quite…smart.
And ignorant.
"No, he's right, Tenth." He muttered bluntly.
Everybody but Hibari turned to look at him.
"Eh..Eh?"
"Leale." Gokudera said, emphasizing the 'le' part.
Mukuro stared a few seconds, when he understood too.
"Kufufufufu… The alouette[means Skylark in French and Italian(?)] is pretty clever. But sneaky."
Hibari glared at the 'alouette' part.
Chrome looked up at him for an explanation.
"Leale is pronounced, 'le-AH-leh'. The alouette," Mukuro smirked as Hibari glared at him again. "Probably started off with the end of the pronunciation, 'H'. So it's 'Hn', not 'Hn'. But of course he should have started with an 'E', but being the ignorant him, well, ah."
Everyone gazed at Hibari(Hibari was glaring murderously at Mukuro) after this unexpected…happening.
But Tsuna wasn't sure if that was just an excuse, when, in truth, he really was just too lazy to answer properly.
"So ignorant, if you ask me." Mukuro purred. "So stubborn. But of course, what else would we expect from an alouette?"
Hibari snapped.
He showed off his tonfas, glaring at the illusionist.
"Pineapple-herbivore. I'll bite you to death."
"Kufufufu… Come and get me, alouette." Mukuro smirked, his trident flashing.
Just as Hibari was about to snarl and 'bite the pineapple-herbivore to death'—Tsuna screamed out in a squeaky voice,
"NACHO!"
…
Dead silence.
Everybody paused their actions and stared at the tuna, questioningly.
"Um…'N'…right? S-so…Nacho?" Tsuna stuttered.
The silence and staring was broken by Yamamoto, who laughed.
Gokudera, hearing the baseball idiot's laugh, snapped out of trance, too.
"Ve..very good, Tenth." He nodded at Tsuna.
And just like that, the game had returned to its normal pace.
"'O'?" Gokudera wondered, thinking of what other scientific vocabulary he could use.
He suddenly felt a very intense stare, right on his head, so he looked up to see who was staring at him.
It was Yamamoto, and he was staring at him in the weirdest way ever.
It seemed he was urging him to say a certain word…
Suddenly, the still snoring Lambo murmered, "Lambo-san will kill you, Stupidera! And Lambo-san will get his ta..takoyaki…b..back…" and Lambo continued to snore.
The eyes which had been on Lambo turned back to Gokudera.
"Four more seconds, Hayato." Yamamoto informed him, his eyes smiling and still looking at Gokudera with that weird look.
"C-Che! Fine! …Octopus." The octopus-head said as he blushed slightly, looking irritated that he'd just said his number one taboo word. "O..Only because the baseball idiot forced me too… And DON'T CALL ME BY MY FIRST NAME, BASEBALL IDIOT!" He shouted.
"Maa maa~ Fine! 'Dera' then." Yamamoto laughed.
"DON'T CALL ME THAT EITHER YOU FUCKIN-"
"Go-Gokudera!"
"B-But Tenth! That baseball idiot-"
"Shut the fuck up, you useless herbivores."
"WHAT DID YOU SAY, YOU SK-"
"'S'! Hahaha! What word would start with an 'S'?" Yamamoto pondered, smiling his too-cheery smile.
"OI YA-B-BASEBALL IDIOT! DON'T CUT MY W-"
"Oya oya? Did the octopus just say, 'Ya'? Oya oya~ I wonder what he was about to call Takeshi-kun~ Kufufu.."
Gokudera blushed right to his roots, stuttering, "Why-y-you-pineapple-b-bastard-", while Yamamoto brightened up, looking quite amused.
"I said shut the fuck up, useless herbivores."
"WHAT, YOU ROTTEN SKYL-"
"HI, HIEEE! Mo-mou Gokudera!"
"Eh? But Tenth!"
"Too noisy, herbivores."
"Kufufufufu~"
"Eh..Eh…. Ano… P-please don't fight…"
Chrome's plead was meek.
"What were you going to say, Dera?"
"N-N-N-N-NOTHING BASEBALL IDIOT! AND DON'T FUCKING CALL ME DERA! START WITH A WORD ALREADY!"
"Hahaha! But I did! I said Sushi!"
"Oya oya~ Then I'd say Illusionist."
"Ta..Tabbouleh?" Chrome said in more of an questioning tone.
"Kufufufu~ So you remember the day we ate that together, my dear Nagi?"
Chrome blushed while Tsuna asked, "What's a 'tabbouleh'?"
"It's a kind of a vegetable salad from the Mideast, Tenth." Gokudera explained.
"Oh."
"Well? What are you waiting for, Kyouya-kun?" Mukuro smirked, knowing he'd irritated the said-man again.
"Herbivore." Hibari growled at him.
"Damn, he's good at this…" Gokudera muttered. "Tenth, it's your turn."
"E-Ehh? B-but what about Hibari-san?"
"The bastard said 'herbivore', Tenth!" Gokudera dutifully informed his beloved Tenth.
"O..Oh…"
'Herbivore' was a word Hibari used so commonly, that Tsuna had not recognized that it fit in the game perfectly.
As if on cue, Hibari glared at Gokudera, muttering, "Hn. Herbivore…"
And to stop Gokudera from shouting foul words to the prefect again, he quickly bursted out another random word.
"EARMUFFS!"
The only players still playing were Gokudera, Hibari, Mukuro, and amazingly, Yamamoto.
Tsuna had given up in a gloomy mood after bursting out words like 'tuna' and 'dame'.
And Chrome just left the game, feeling tired, after a few memorable words about Mukuro, like 'dream', 'owl', and 'home'.
So there, sat the four, playing the most ridiculous game that just proved that theses four did not mix well with eachother.
"Potassium hexachloroaluminate."
"Err… Eagle?"
"Ear sex."
"Xylophage."
"Oya oya~ Kyouya-kun, you dare call me a 'wood eating insect'?"
"You're either that or a perverted pineapple herbivore."
"Oya oya~ You dare call me a pervert?"
"Well you are, bastard. Who the fuck says 'ear sex'?" Gokudera said in disgust.
"Shut up herbivores."
"WHAT? YOU STU-"
"Go..Gokudera…" Tsuna pleaded as Yamamoto laughed good-naturedly. (Chrome had fallen asleep)
"Ch..Che! You're lucky Tenth was here to save me from killing the shit out of you!" Gokudera growled at Hibari, who just ignored this. "Ornithophobia[fear/disgust of birds]. And I'm referring to it as 'disgust'. Not fucking 'fear'."
"Kufufufu~ Oya oya, nice job, Hayat-"
"SHUT UP PINEAPPLE."
"Kufufu.. Pineapple? I am not a pineapple, Hayato-ku-"
"I SAID, SHUT UP."
"Kufufu… Fine then. You're so mean, really~" Mukuro pouted, making Gokudera want to vomit.
"Um… Acacia?" Yamamoto asked innocently.
"Don't freaking sound like you're asking, every time you say a word, baseball idiot!" Gokudera said angrily as he turned to Mukuro, who was next.
"Ass." Mukuro snickered.
Gokudera fumed while Mukuro just laughed. Yamamoto just
Before Hibari could say anything, Mukuro cut in by suggesting, "What about 'Skylark', Kyouya-kun?", and ducked as Hibari's tonfas came to smash his head. "Oh, right. I already used that one." He stifled a laugh as he avoided the tonfas that were aimed to his stomach.
"How about, I'll beat the SHIT out of you, herbivore." Hibari growled as he engaged into a fight with his rival, and both left the game.
"Fuck, I don't want to live in this fucking world with all these fucking bastards anymore…" Gokudera groaned, putting his head into his hands.
"Hahaha! So does that mean I win?" Yamamoto laughed.
"Yes. Yes it does." A voice said after the door to Tsuna's room banged opened.
Hibari and Mukuro glanced at the infant before turning to their fight again.
"Kufufu~ It's getting late Kyouya-kun~ My dear Nagi and I have to be going now…" Mukuro said as he gently carried the sleeping Chrome over his shoulder with one hand. And he jumped out Tsuna's window, landing easily on the ground, and began taunting Hibari. "You cannot defeat me, Kyouya-kun… Kufufu.."
"Hn. I'll never lose to a pathetic herbivore…" Hibari growled as he, too, jumped out of Tsuna's window, landing on the ground even softer and at ease than Mukuro had.
And their chase began.
"Hahaha~ They're quite funny, aren't they?" Yamamoto smiled.
Gokudera and Tsuna stared at him with their jaws dropped.
If the fact that Yamamoto had somehow survived so long in the game(with all his short vocabularies and whatnot), and had actually won the game, did not surprise them, then what he just said, surely did.
"Well! Yamamoto," Reborn said as he hopped onto the tall baseball maniac's shoulder. "Since you've won, what will you wish for? You can have Dame's body." Reborn smirked while Tsuna face-palmed and Gokudera started spluttering.
"Hmm… Actually, Reborn, do you have a bullet that makes Gokudera and Tsuna small for about, one day?" Yamamoto asked. He was always interested and curious about the hitman's 'magic bullets'—or so that's what he called it.
Reborn smirked as he answered casually, "Sure." And with that, he put two bullets into his Leon-Gun, and quickly shot the octopus and the tuna with it. "They'll only last 24 hours." Reborn informed.
"Thanks Reborn." Yamamoto laughed, lifting his two, miniature best friends from Tsuna's bed(where they were sitting on).
"May I ask why, though?" the hitman was quite interested in the baseball maniac's request.
"Oh." Yamamoto suddenly smirked, and even the greatest hitman in the mafia world, Reborn could not shake off the feeling that Yamamoto looked…quite…evil then. Scary, even. "I just needed…a few fish for my sushi…" he grinned.
And Reborn, the Reborn, had to fight off the shudders that were creeping up his spine.
A/N: Hey! Did you guys like that? Heh. Guess not. I know…crappy ending, eh? But what Yamamoto plans to do with his 'two miniature fish for sushi friends' is coming up on the next chapter hahaha But these aren't really…chapters. They don't connect. I'm just writing a few ideas that just come into my mind haha I love reviews! And critics haha
-Vimn