A.N : Hi again guys!

I don't want to disappoint the few people who have asked me to write a multi-chapter story, but this idea popped into my head, and I just had to write it out. I don't see it turning into a multi-chapter fic, sorry!

Once again, here's one for all the Spencer+JJ lovers

Paggle x

It was dark outside, on a chilly February night. The long road was quiet, almost too quiet. That is, until you made your way towards one of the many clubs and pubs scattered along each side of the road. When approaching them, you could hear the music blaring from the interior, and the cheers of the building's occupants, many of whom were far too drunk to remember at least half of the happenings of the evening. The road was still, the only things moving were the branches and leaves of the trees, and the odd drunk passed-out behind a wheelie-bin.

Suddenly, the main door to one of the smaller clubs was flung open, only to reveal two figures emerging from the darkness within. On closer inspection, one of the figures was male, and one was female. The woman was small and slight, with long, blonde hair that waved to a few inches below her shoulders. She was not, however, wearing clothes typical of a person enjoying themselves in a club ; she was, in fact, wearing pyjamas. Leaning against her, with his arms clinging to her shoulders for support was a tall, lean man with messy, chin length brown hair. He was visibly intoxicated, you only needed to look at his struggle to place one foot in front of the other to know that. Walking was not something Spencer Reid usually had difficulty with. If he had been told that in the future he would have trouble walking, he would panic. But at this moment he just did not care.

JJ helped Spencer up into her SUV. She had to admit, she was not happy about being woken up at three in the morning, but as soon as she heard Spence slurring down the phone, she knew that she needed to pick him up from wherever he was. She would not miss it for the world. JJ only spoke to Spencer for roughly 30 seconds on the phone, but those 30 seconds were so hilarious, she would never forget them.

Flashback

JJ reached across her bed to find and possibly destroy her mobile phone, which was ringing extremely loudly at 3AM. She pressed the green answer button, and just listened. She was so tired that she could not be bothered to answer with her usual greeting, so instead, she just lie there.

"JJ, something is really wrong with me, I can't get my legs to work properly, and I think my mouth is on fire." Spencer slurred. JJ tried as hard as she could not to laugh, but a small giggle escaped her lips.

"Spence, are you ok? What's happening, where are you?" She said as she climbed out of bed.

"I'm in a pub somewhere... I don't know. Emily is drinking out of a spade, which I don't understand. The path of alcohol in the body is the mouth, stomach, small intestine, heart, brain and the liver, so it isn't even as if it will speed the process of intoxication."

JJ sighed to herself. Even a drunk Reid would HAVE to still give long, accurate explanations.

"I'm coming to pick you up, ok Spence?" She said caringly.

"Ok JJ. I'm really glad I have speed dial on this mushroom, my fingers are paralysed so I had to use some peanuts to call you."

JJ could not help herself at that moment. She laughed like she never had before, and it echoed all around her apartment.

"See you in a minute Spence"

End flashback

They had been driving for about twenty minutes now, and Spencer's house was only about ten minutes farther. For the duration of the journey so far, Spencer had been rambling random facts about "intoxication", as he liked to call it. As much as JJ loved him (though she would never tell him), and as much as his drunken ramblings were adorable, they were also slightly annoying after twenty minutes of them.

"And also, did you know, excessive drinking can decrease the amount of testosterone in a man's body and cause impotence..." Reid paused. His face dropped. The silence alarmed JJ, the drunken genius had not shut up so far. Spencer's face paled.

"OH MY GOD, JJ what if I never have kids!" He yelled.

"Spencer, calm down, excessive drinking means repetitive, over months, and at large quantities. You should know Spence, you're the genius." She teased. However, Spencer did not cease to look horrified.

"No JJ, you don't understand. I know I'm buzzed...I can feel it in my eyes!" He insisted. For the millionth time that evening, JJ tried not to laugh, but as always, she just could not manage. Luckily, she was spared from any more outbursts when she pulled up to Reid's apartment block. JJ helped Spence out of the SUV, sitting him on the ground. She turned to lock the SUV, but when she turned around, she saw the retreating, wobbly figure of an adorable Dr. Spencer Reid.

"I'm just gonna pee on this wall over here..." He said. JJ sprinted towards him to stop him, and succeeded in halting him roughly 2 metres away from the wall.

"Come on Spence, let's get you to bed." She said, pushing him up the stairs towards his appartment. On the way up, she decided not to follow him inside. If it was any other member of the team, JJ would have made sure they got home safely, but she knew that Reid would feel too embarrassed about it in the morning. JJ helped Reid and his shakey hand to open the door of his apartment. She had expected him to wander in of his own accord, but he did not. He just stood there, and then pulled her in for a tight hug.

As much as JJ loved Spencer (in more ways than one), she once again knew he would not be comfortable with it when he was able to recall the night's events in the morning when he woke up, so she pulled away. She sensed Spence staring at her, so she turned to look at him, just in time for him to say:

"Lean your face closer...it's not going to lick itself!"

A.N: So what did you guys think of the adorable drunken Reid?

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