A/N: Freak out if you must. I can't care less.
I don't own the idea of Phil Diffy or other stuff, or whatever.
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It was the day after Lucas had just changed his last name to GAYbreel and Zac Efron admitted he was gay on Opera that the guy from Phil of the future came by… that one the played Phil too.
"Hey Phil," Zac said as he fluttered his eyes flirtatiously.
'Hey Zacc…"
Zac looked at the ground bashfully, "wanna see my new dance Phil?"
Phil smiled self conciounsly, "uhm sure."
Suddenly Zac wasn't so bashful anymore and he pushed his new J-Lo ass into Phils crotch and began to shamelessly grind him.
"so what are you doing here?" Zac asked as he still dug his ass into Phil's pelvis
Phil panted slightly, "Just coming in to see you"
Zac stopped and turned around and cooed softly.
Then all of the sudden Zac grabbed Phil's head and chains his fingers together through his hair, cradling his head in his small girlish hands that could not satisfy Corbin or his false lover Vanessa Hudgens. Then he leaned Phil's head in to his closer... and closer…
BAM!
"What chu thinkin'you doin wit' my man, Diffy??!!"
Phil looked at Lucas GAYbreel and his eyes slowly lowered to the intruders crotch against his own will: his gayness was taking a hold of him from the adrenaline that flowed in from him from Zac. Lucas's face flushed to a even rosy pink when he noticed were Phil was staring, and Zac was frustrated and he wordlessly cursed his girlish hands and his ballerina wannabe cerography. Zac sharply turned Phil's head towards him and kissed him hard on the lips, happy to hear Lucas's protests churn up again. Eventually Lucas had enough and he ripped off his sparkly Dolce and Cabbna hat and jumped on Efron and rode him into the ground, and Phil followed his example happily.
Phil had got what he wanted from visiting the High school musical set, knowing the boys would be sick from hearing the whiney voices and much exposed cleavage of their skanky girl co-stars who had to try as innocent as possible on the set and want some action.
Right before Phil could rip off Zac's shirt with some odd futuristic thingy Zac shoved his tounge down his throat, causing Phil to suffocate and and die a painful lusty death.
"Oh shi—" Zac looked around when a loud beep sounded when he cussed.
"It's the Disney censor thing bro," Lucas said.
Zac nodded, "we need to get rid of him."
"It dosen't matter, his show ended, so no one cares about hi anymore." Lucas said boredly.
"Hmm… your right! I don't care about him now that the show ended!" Zac was amazed that he could actually understand some from of logic. He grabbed Lucas's hand, "Lets leave this place my darling."
And the skipped out undearneath a rainbow as unicorns poured onto them.
THE END!!
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That's it. I don't have anything against gay guys… but I do have stuff against Disney, and I was hyper. I don't think gay is an insult either, but I love how tweenboppers freak out if you even think the apple of their obssesionative eye is out of reach, even if they would always be.