DISCLAIMER: I don't own Maximum Ride or Dang. Geez, why does everyone care so much?
Max was finally dead. YAY. Everyone already hated her because she had been fat ever since Fang left. Fang had really left because he wanted to run off with Bridget. He never told Max because she had died soon after he left. She had taken to eating her feelings because she was depressed since Fang had left. She ate so much that she became morbidly obese and died when she got buried in her own fat. Everyone cheered and had a party for Max's death. Not her funeral, but a party because she had finally died. Angel began to say that she was sad because Max was dead, so Iggy took her into the bathroom and drowned her. He said it had been an accident because of his blindness. Since the flock is completely retarded, they bought into it and had a party for Angel's death too. Then Iggy told everyone that he was running away because he hated people and he wanted to be an Amish man. They all approved, so he left and went to the mountains. A week later, police found his dead body, which had been eaten by a gay purple armadillo named Chad (read this off of a trolling story on FanFiction, do not own this character). The flock had liked Iggy, though, unlike Max and Angel, so they all cried and cut themselves, especially Fang because Iggy had been the love of his life. Fang took forever to get over it, but he was fine and did not grow obese like Max had. Instead, he got a grip and went back to the rest of the flock. They were all happy to see him, but Dylan acted weird. He wondered why. But he just ignored it and cut himself extra deep that day instead. Dylan walked in on Fang while he was just about to cut himself. Fang had no shirt on, so he was embarrassed that Dylan might think he had man boobs. So he crossed his arms and tried to hide the X-Acto razor behind his back. Dylan had seen it already, so he grabbed it. "Hey Fang, want to cut with me? I do it too." Fang accepted, and they cut themselves together! (awwww how romantic!) Then after they were done, Fang asked, "Dylan, wanna make out?" They did. THE END.