ONE PIECE
TITLE: A DAY ON THE NUDE BEACH WITH A PERVERTED SKELETON
AUTHOR: mrredrum
PAIRING: None, it's only about Brook's lovely habit...
WARNING: Edited: PG-13 to be save... My very much thank you for Pae-san, for already remind me about it... I really appreciate that...
NOTES: I originally wrote this drabble for the challenge theme at lj community. My very much thank you for my wonderful nakama kakairupowns-san for the beta. Thank you.
"Why on earth is everyone on this beach looking at us?!" Nami clenched her fists, rather annoyed that their little group had already attracted so much attention at the naked beach where they were spending some of their vacation.
"They must be gaping at the beauty of you and Robin-chwan, Nami-swannn!" Sanji cooed at her before changing his tune to mock the rest of the crew. "Or they are probably too amused at a rubber man, Pinocchio, tanuki, tin-man, and a cactus…"
"Shut up, question mark! You're just a weird as we are, bastard. Besides, they aren't looking at us anyway. They're all looking at that!" Zoro pointed to one of their nakama who was dancing along the beach, shouting at all of the naked girls.
"MAY I SEE YOUR PANTIES? AH! YOU AREN"T WEARING PANTIES AT ALL! SOMEHOW, YOU'VE CAUSED ME TO EJACULATE, THOUGH YOU CAN SEE I DON'T HAVE A PENIS! YOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!! SKULL JOKE!!"
"… How about we bury that shitty-skeleton beneath the sand right now?"...