The year is 2632 and John(a.k.a. Master Cheif)is just waking up from his daily 7 hour old man nap thingy.(i don't now i think that's what old people do)
"WA...Wat...where am i...how did i get here!"Master Chief pulls out a rocket launcher."let me out or ill kill all a yall!"
Weird alien retirement home guy walks in with a big needle."Alright John looks like its nap time again!".
"No its not,i just took a nap,i think." He pulls out his secondary weapon,an energy sword."your gonna let me out now!!"
"Where did you get those weapons sir!?" "Weapons,Wat weapons...oh yeah the ones in my hands...i don't really know but they really come in handy!"
Walking slowly towards John with his needle behind his back,Mr.weirdaliendude continues to stall. "yes they do so uhhhhh...how bout this weather?"
"Oh well i don't reallyknow considering how you don't ever let me out of this darn retirementhome." Master chief surprisingly quickly stole Mr.weirdaliendude's needle and got him with it.
With mr.weirdaliendude unconscious on the ground John ran as fast as he could(which was about 1/2 mph) towards the window to make a quick escape.
TWO HOURS LATER...
"Almost to the darn window"
Five hours later...
"Dang that window is fast"