What is a Nike?
BY
Shawn and Sarah
AUTHOR'S NOTES: Hi! My friend and I wrote this story years ago. We were just hanging out. And it's probably not very funny to you guys. But at least we had fun writing it.
JACK: We drove 13hrs just to stare at a bunch of stinking lights.
SAM: There's more to do then look at a bunch of lights sir.
JACK: Like what Carter, gambling? Because personally I think gambling is a terrible habit.
SAM: Well, personally I plan on stopping by the Nike Outlet Store.
TEALC: What is a Nike?
JANET: Oh yeah I'd like to try out for modeling at the Hilton.
SAM: Let's not forget shopping at the Armoni Store.
JANET: Yeah, I'd like to look for a new bra.
JACK: Okay, I've heard enough!
JANET: Oh and a dress is on my list.
TEALC: Again, I would like to know what is a Nike?
DANIEL: I think I see the sphinx.
JACK: You do realize Daniel, were in Vegas not Greece!
DANIEL: The sphinx isn't in Greece Jack, it's in Egypt!
JACK: Oh, forgive me!
(Daniel gives Jack a glare.)
SAM: Daniel, the sphinx is a major attraction, it belongs to the Luxor hotel.
DANIEL: No kidding, I was just making an observation.
JACK: Wait just a minute, are you telling me that they moved the Sphinx from Greece to Las Vegas?
DANIEL: Yeah Jack that's what were telling you!
SAM: Daniel!
DANIEL WISPERS: Let him believe it.
JANET: I say we rent a limo, and cruise Las Vegas Blvd.
SAM: Yeah, I agree.
DANIEL: The city looks so peaceful!
JACK: Well, everything looks peaceful from 1000 feet. But, I bet there's at least one old lady getting mugged as we speak.
SAM: Colonel, be nice!
JACK: Excuse me, at least one female Senior Citizen getting mugged as we speak!
TEALC: Excuse me, but what is a Nike?
JACK: Oh boy, I'm perspiring. I'll be at the car if anyone needs me.
JANET: Your sweating?
JACK: No, I'm tired.
DANIEL: Oh, you mean your retiring.
JACK: I know I'm a whole lot older than you, but your not going to get me to retire yet!
DANIEL: No, that's the word you're looking for, it means to go to bed. I think it's French, yeah I'm pretty sure it's French!
Jack: Do we care if it's French? Raise your hands if you care if it's French!
DANIEL: Jack, if I was anyone else I'd push you off this building.
(Before Jack could retaliate)
SAM: You guys, I'm tired let's go back to the hotel.
JACK: Yeah, all right let's go.
(Everyone heads for the elevators)
TEALC: Is any body going to tell me what a Nike is?
(THE END)