AN: The characters in this story are not mine, they never have been, nor will the ever be. The title of this story is borrowed from the wonderful and great Mr. Jimmy Buffet, who's amazing book A Salty Piece of Land inspired this story line of mine. This is one of my many favorites and I've read it too many times to count, my story was inspired by Chapter 29 "Take Me to Your Blender" This chapter only sparked the writing bug for this story line and has nothing else to do with it. No copyright infringement intended. Please enjoy my story.

BPOV

May 2005

Walking in from the beach, I hear the most beautiful voice on earth, a little Kid Rock mixed with Brad Paisley. Grabbing our drinks, I made my way back to my girls.

Five years later...

That memory has haunted me since my first trip with the girls without our parental units. Alice, Rose and I spent spring break of our senior year of college in Daytona Beach Florida living it up for two weeks; little did we know just how much our lives would change in such a short amount of time. Having a twin as well as an older brother has always been an adventure in our home,but add the blonde haired tomboy from next door to the mix and you get our crazy ass family. Edward, mine and Alice's older brother married Rose, the blonde haired tomboy from next door and are now expecting their first child in October.

"Rose, you ready? We need to leave now if we are going to make our flight. "

"As ready as I'll ever be. Why in the blue hell did we let that damn pixie talk us into this again?" Rose laughed rubbing her baby bump.

"At least it's not Vegas. Besides, two weeks at the beach versus a bachelorette party works for me any day of the week."

"Can you believe they are finally getting married?" Rose asked.

"All I can say is that it's about damn time. Five years, a three year boy and mark my words one on the way. I can almost guarantee that Alice let's it slip by the end of the week." I laughed.

"Come on, move your ass we are goin' be late as it is." Rose giggles.

After landing in Daytona three hours later I caught sight of a head full of curly blonde hair just before coming face to face with the most exotic pair of eyes I have ever seen. Only to lose him to a blonde with a rack to die for.

"That right there is proof that all the gorgeous ones are taken or gay." I whined to Rose as Alice walked up to us.

"Hola chickas!" Alice yells.

"Hey sissy. Missed you, ya haffer."

"Hey short stack. Where's mini me? Rose asked.

"At the bar with Emmett helping Jasper set up the new sound equipment as well as showing the new bartender around."

I know. I know. You are asking what bar, where's Alice been and who is mini me. So I will explain, Emmett and Alice met in 2005 while we were down here on vacation. Emmett owns and operates The Salt Lick, a beach front bar and Mini me is also known as Emerson Louise McCarty is my niece. As for Jasper, he is Emmett's best friend and business partner and the new bartender, no clue.

"New bartender?" Rose asked as I interrupted...

"And we finally get to meet Jasper. "

"Yes, Jasper is here to meet ya'll and as for the new bartender, I don't know either. We may need your help Bells, if that's okay. We had a waitress walk out, both hostess called out and Jasper is performing tonight."

"No problem as long as I keep my tips." I laughed.

"Sounds good to me."

"I can take names, but not much more than that." Rose offers while rubbing her baby bump.

Alice gets way to excited by the idea of working tables and doesn't shut up til we get to their house to settle in, clean up from traveling and get ready for the night. I can't believe I got roped into to waiting tables while on vacation, but what did my sister and Em expect when the bar you've worked at closes for renovations and only covers half your salary.